June 22nd, 2005
Yirmumah: the best discovery of the week….IN FRANCE!
According to this guy’s blog If you don’t speak french, no worries…. according to Google he said “Yirmumah - it is the best discovery webcomic of the week”
- Thanks, Joachim!
Bob had this nutty idea to get fans in other countries to send us something from their country and we’d send something very cool back. If any international readers want to do that, let me know and I’ll give you the mailing address. I may push this more later when I have time. Hell, any fans can send us stuff and we’ll send you stuff back. That would be kinda fun.
June 22nd, 2005 at 12:32 pm
It’s fun, but anyone who sends anything breakable, make sure you send it insured!! (I know, most people with a brain would do that, but it’s a warning for anyone who might be dumb like me…)
June 22nd, 2005 at 1:59 pm
does New Jersey count?
BTW: Did you hear ‘hip-hole’ has the cancers again?
Man, I feel kinda bad.
June 22nd, 2005 at 2:29 pm
Yeah, that is a huge bummer. That guy seems like a nice guy. It always happens to the nice guys.
Can’t a complete bastard get cancer and die?
June 22nd, 2005 at 3:32 pm
This is for Willy G.
You said DJ ran out of abuse to hurl at you?
Well, well, well………..I got a f’n shit load of abuse for you motherfucker!!!!
Just to clear things up, DJ has something you may not be use to and it’s called a life.
He has a very popular website, he’s a talented artist, he has a wife, he has children, he has a house, and he has regular sex.
You have no job [It’s ok I love working so you dont have to!] your not an artist, your a f’n retard! You have no wife, no children [although you probally like children, you sick fuck!] you probally live in your parents’ basement, and only sex you get involves your fingers and your asshole. Your a waste of space son.
Guess what, Jesus loves me…for real. Jesus hates you, he told me.
Like one day last week me and Jesus was playing GTA Vice City, drinking some wine and eating some bread and he said:
“Yeah I really do hate that motherfucking Willy G, he’s a real motherfucker..ya know what I mean Cracka? Like one day I made water into wine and that motherfucker wasnt impressed. Well he’ll be impressed when he does have sex with a girl and ends up with a really kick ass venerial disease that’s never been heard of.”
True f’n story, me and Jesus are cool like that!
Hey Willy I was fucking your moms pussy one day and I came upon something, actually I came on your mothers face. My bad….
It came to me that Im an asshole and I love making wanna-be-assholes feel like shit.
Speaking of shit, how does it feel to have you shit packed in??? You f’n worthless faggot! Oh well back to work.
June 22nd, 2005 at 3:34 pm
If anybody got offended by my crude humor I just portrayed minutes ago I would like to say that Im very sorry. But on the record I just want to let Willy know that Jesus really does hate him.
June 22nd, 2005 at 3:41 pm
yeah, but he was hanging out in a smokey bar right after beating it the first time.
I’m not one to judge that sort of shit, I just know my ass would move to the mountains and shun pollution, Grizzly Adams style, if I got so lucky.
Of course I don’t have the lure of boobie drawing money pulling me back in…..
June 22nd, 2005 at 3:44 pm
Keith, if you’re going to call someone stupid, spell ‘probably’ right when you do it.
Not that I like Willy G, I’m just saying.
June 22nd, 2005 at 3:49 pm
my bad. my engesh idnt petty gooda todayes/.?
June 22nd, 2005 at 4:50 pm
thanks a lot for the link!
I want to make discover the glamorous world of webcomics to the french public, and yours was one webcomic I couldn’t not include in my list.
I think your idea of sending/recieving things is great, but a bottle of french wine would be a bit hard to pass trough the customs (and the expedition costs would be higher than the wine itself ;))
but I’ll be in Paris next month, and I might find something to send you… anyway, I’ll let you know!
June 22nd, 2005 at 4:57 pm
Right on, Joachim! Let me know. I think it would be hilarious to send the world things from Fayette-Nam—-
I’ve heard from some folks in Sweden, Germany, Spain, Mexico, Canada and Russia….
Damn, we’re mothercrunkin international!
June 22nd, 2005 at 4:59 pm
hehe that’s the mighty power of the Interweb
June 22nd, 2005 at 6:06 pm
Hell yeh, love the swapping idea. Australia is far enough away… lets see what to send… Tongs… a small stuffed koala… A CD of all time great Aussie drinking songs (mostly the sounds of people puking in the gutter while someone bitches about somthing incoheriently in the foreground) hmm, and i’ve always wanted to know what an American $100 bill looks/feels/tastes like…
yep, a small stuffed animal for $100, sounds fair… *ahem!*
June 22nd, 2005 at 6:16 pm
I’m in Kansas. Isn’t that exciting? I could send you … some wheat. A little toy gorilla (the mascot of the university where I work.) A jar of fireflies. No, wait, they’d die. A lump of coal from Big Brutus?
June 22nd, 2005 at 7:46 pm
What if I send a boring letter with an Australian stamp? That would warrant some big prizes, right? RIGHT?!!
June 22nd, 2005 at 9:03 pm
OK, now that the French have discovered this site, how about if they discovered SOAP AND WATER? Just joshing, I’m sure that not every person in France is stinky and unbathed, just the majority of them. Just like not every person in France is against fighting for what they believe in, again, just the majority of them. My bad if I’m wrong about that, but OH FREAKIN’ WELL…..:-p
June 22nd, 2005 at 9:07 pm
My french bulldog takes offense to that.
Even if he is all the things you said.
June 22nd, 2005 at 10:08 pm
You could post pics of the coolest shit sent to your hizzouse and then get fuckers to vote for the coolest, and the sender of the coolest shit gets a drawing of him done by you! Omg how cool would that be, everyone would send you wikid good stuff, And then you can sell it on ebai and buy some spiinaz for your escalade!!!
June 22nd, 2005 at 10:17 pm
Hmmm.. I just talked to Bob via phone, and he’s really down for this idea. Im thinking of putting some things in a scrapbook for future shows and stuff….
Evan, I like the idea of the voting thing… that sounds like fun.
June 22nd, 2005 at 10:42 pm
I’d send something your way from Canada.
June 23rd, 2005 at 1:02 am
‘Tis a most excellent idea, I shall most assuredly send you a thing or two from Sweden. Though I am not too confident of it’s arrival, on account of not having an address.. No matter, I’m sure the postal fairies will see it a-right.
Ta.
June 23rd, 2005 at 2:16 am
Hmmmmm… I wonder what you guys would like from here*. We make some pretty wicked infectious diseases…
… that’s it! SARS Cake!
[As a side note, it should be mentioned that Hong Kong is officially part of China, but recognized as a state that has a different set of laws and regulations because of British influence. That means our official title is the Hong Kong Special Administrative Region. That’s Hong Kong SAR for short. Oh t3h irony]
*here being Hong Kong.
June 23rd, 2005 at 3:10 am
About Yirmumah being translated to other languages… If you want to do it, I’ll gladly translate and letter it to spanish.
No, I don’t want money for that… no, I don’t want a citizenship, too… no, really. What? Hot blonde american girls? Where? Let’s talk about these…
June 23rd, 2005 at 3:16 am
Spain. Do you want me to send a… huh… CD with flamenco songs? A little plastic bull? a hat from Cordoba? Some photos of the nudist beaches here in Malaga? Well… they’re full of old german gay people… if that’s your choice!
June 23rd, 2005 at 3:35 am
El Torres Said: they’re full of old german gay people…
ARGHHHHHH!!!! GERMANS!!!
June 23rd, 2005 at 4:26 am
Many people claim I am chipmunk, but to them I say, IS?
June 23rd, 2005 at 6:51 am
Hey DJ, email me your mailing address and I’ll send some crap from sunny south africa.
ps: I wont send actual fecies, just some touristy junk, or if you prefer something else. Let me know if you have any preferances.
June 23rd, 2005 at 8:49 am
I’m up for the mailing address too, DJ - found you guys during the Star Wars strips and got all current the next day at work. I GOT PAID MONIES TO READ YIRMUMAH! MANY MONIES!
Anyhow - I’ll send you a crab from here in Baltimore. You can specify if you want a live crab or a frozen pre-steamed crab. I’ll make sure I get one with extra mercury in it.
June 23rd, 2005 at 10:19 am
HHmmm, let me get this straight, zanbowser is gonna send CRABS to this whoever this person is that he’s talking about……THAT is a scary thought! And these crabs will have mercury INSIDE of them? Now THAT is some f-ed up shiznit!
June 23rd, 2005 at 10:22 am
Yeah, how do you fit a friggin planet into a Crab??? Thats one huge crab!
June 23rd, 2005 at 1:09 pm
I’m in LA. I could send you some attractive, albeit ignorant, beach chicks. Or maybe some mexican food? Ooo ooo! Traffic! I could send you heaping amounts of traffic. At any given time we have an entire state population moving on our roads.
…Unless you live in LA. Well, then I cant send you anything. Sad day
June 23rd, 2005 at 2:45 pm
I found the most touristy, godawful, terrifying Canadian souvenir this week. And now, it’s going to be yours, DJ. Aren’t you glad you started this snowball rolling?
June 23rd, 2005 at 6:35 pm
HELLS YEAH!!! Send those beach chicks right over, Jeege, as long as they are “gifted”, if you get my drift….heh, heh, heh….Ooops, did I say that out loud? I gotta learn to keep my inner monologue a little more quiet…..:-p