December 17th, 2005
White People Are Mutants
Penn State University scientists claim to have discovered a genetic mutation responsible for the emergence of white skin between 20,000 and 50,000 years ago. LINK
Now, I have myself asking….. is there a link between this mutation and the whole, “Can’t Jump” — “Can’t Dance” and “Have no soul” thing?
Very interesting.
December 17th, 2005 at 1:15 pm
Awsome so what’s my power?
December 17th, 2005 at 1:28 pm
White skin? That’s our mutation? What a gyp! I would really rather have had laser beams.
December 17th, 2005 at 1:55 pm
My mutant power is being SO white that whenever I take my shirt off, I blind people within a 3 block radius.
December 17th, 2005 at 3:33 pm
Umm… Evolution… does this ring a bell?
Don’t know what’s so important about this news… shouldn’t every rather intelligent person have heard about that mutation is the reason of great variety in every living thing we know and could consequently guess that white skin is just that kind of thing?
You know we’re all just mutated apes, what’s the big deal in finding out which little genom is responsible for the skin color?
December 17th, 2005 at 4:06 pm
My mutant power is making large quantities of beer and liqour disapear in a matter of minutes. I can only hide it for a while before I have to make it reapear at the most inoportune time.
December 18th, 2005 at 8:03 am
Nah, we ain’t evolved apes, we’re de-evolved Gods.
Ever wonder why you can’t remember anything before you are born?
December 18th, 2005 at 4:43 pm
No, because you hadn’t anyplace we’re you could save your memories (or anything with which you could examine anything). Or don’t you need a harddrive and save every data on the air in your PC?
December 18th, 2005 at 5:31 pm
IM A FREAK!!!!! :*(
October 5th, 2006 at 10:08 am
It’s interesting how “white” people are able to joke about a topic that in reality makes them nervous. The finding of the “white gene” in just a re-confirmation of what Elijah Muhammad and other Afrakan scholars have stated for years. Now that there is “scientific” evidence that proves them right, I wonder how the “white inferiority complex” will manifest itself now?
October 5th, 2006 at 11:45 am
It’ll manifest itself in a “shut the fuck up”
from me.