Weather Control
I had never heard of Scalar Weapons until yesterday, even though I am very familiar with the work of Tesla (the scientist, not the band;)) — Anyway, I can’t believe I’ve lived on this earth for nearly 30 years and had never knew this sort of thing was going on. Scary, yet fascinating reading. It all sounds like a giant conspiracy theory— I mean, I even scoffed at it when I first heard it… it’s brilliant. No one would ever believe it…. the perfect weapon. The stuff exists, and it’s documented and talked about a lot. We even signed a treaty in 1978 along with 28 other countries saying we wouldn’t hit each other with man made earthquakes, tornadoes, etc…. WOW. What the heck is going on up in the skies??
Here’s a link WEATHER WARS. A blog by weatherman who just quit his job to focuse his studies on this activity. LINK
September 24th, 2005 at 5:46 pm
[cough]batshitinsane![cough]
I dunno, whatever.
/WTF do I know about weather, anyway?
September 24th, 2005 at 6:39 pm
I have to agree, he is indeed bat shit crazy. The theory that we (Humans) are working for/with aliens and for secret orginizations is just laughable. Wow, the guy managed to photoshop some images. I now know we are not alone. [Que X-Files theme]
September 24th, 2005 at 8:08 pm
The photos from his site were from NOAA — the cloud ones..
September 24th, 2005 at 9:28 pm
yet again another crack-pot venturing into the realm of pseudo science.
September 24th, 2005 at 9:29 pm
But, they were edited to show the so called “anomalies” correct? Who is to say they were not edited to show these “anomalies” as well? I mean, alot of the cloud images look perfectly normal where as some have clearly different colors which have been almost blended in, as if the images were pasted onto each other. It’s just the way it appears to me though and I wouldn’t put much on my color blind ass.
September 24th, 2005 at 9:31 pm
Shit, edited to show where they were, I apoligize for my incoherence there. I blame the pain killers I recently took.
September 25th, 2005 at 12:29 am
Jeez, don’t you know anything!?
It is clearly Bigfoot and Elvis working with aliens deciphering the Bible code with help of the Nostradamus writings to take over the planet.
September 25th, 2005 at 2:02 am
Hey, at least that is plausable. Plus, Elvis is already the king. Hmm, I sense an Elvis VS Burger King coming on. King versus king, which one will take the crown as king of kings.
September 25th, 2005 at 2:22 am
Before you go ona tangent with this, the first time Scalar energy hit the internet it was through a series of sites believed to be setup by the same person who set up the spoof church websites. After telling you about the powers of scalar energy, and how the soviet union and the yakuza had scalar weapons that could no only effect the weather and the earth but our minds.. And that scalar energy exists everywhere, even in the perfect vacuum of space, and is a perfect power source. They go on to offer sale of a scalar power generator, with no moving parts.
Well, gee. Since scalar power is supposedly in everything, that makes it a brick in a box.
Word is, he got rich.
September 25th, 2005 at 3:25 am
Well, this is something that Russia puts a good amount of stock in. Since the 70s up till today, they’ve seeded clouds to keep rain off of their parades. I can’t say that its effective, but the fact that they’ve been doing it for 30 ish years indicates that they have some evidence it’s effective.
That said…Instigating a hurricane/earthquake? The ammount of energy required to create such a cataclysm is nothing short of enormous. We’re talking multiple nukes here.
September 25th, 2005 at 3:45 am
I am what some might call a russian, and i remember on the victory day, 50th aniversary of the victory against the damn nazis, the whole of moscow was set for a good time of plays, parades, and other atractions, but no, it had to be raining that day. Well by 9 am there were planes scouring the skies and dropping their load, by 10, we were walking around a park in the sun, enjoying the military displays and stuff. It would appear the technology works very well.
September 25th, 2005 at 3:53 am
When he’s talking about how Lorentz “arbitrarily discarded all asymmetrical Maxwellian systems,” he fails to mention any equations that clearly state (to a scientifically trained audience) what exactly the hell he’s talking about. But lo! he deigns to say “by energy W which is given by W = Vq” whan it makes him sound all scientific. This equation is completely trivial. And who the fuck says “potentializes” anyways?
September 25th, 2005 at 3:55 am
Sorry, small rant. But I live in berkeley and I hear a lot of pseudoscience and conspiricy theories. Big pet peeve
September 25th, 2005 at 5:23 am
It does remind me of a joke where aliens landed in the US because it was the primary source of male bovine excrements.
September 25th, 2005 at 5:39 am
That site has got to be a joke; all the satellite photos either show absolutely nothing where the arrows point, or have a small square patch of slightly different-looking cloud.
GOT NEWS. Satellite CCD cameras use a nice standard array with - you guessed it - square cels of pixels. This sort of thing happens aaaalll the time.
Ever heard of the “Hollow Earth” theory? That the planet is just the crust, and everything from magma down is just empty space? There are big holes at either poles? That (say some of the extra-special theorists) Hitler flies UFOs out of a secret Nazi base down there?
If you want a conspiracy-related laugh, look up “Philadelphia Experiment”, “Men in Black” (the phenomenon not the film which got named after it), “black helicopters” and (my personal favourite) “Montauk Project”. MKULTRA is real, though…
It all got started when they were looking at some total-coverage satellite photos, and noticed a huge black area where the poles should be. Because the satellites’ orbits don’t take them over the poles.
September 25th, 2005 at 6:27 am
wow, after reading up on the montauk project on Wikipedia, it sounds like it would make a good book series!
September 25th, 2005 at 7:50 am
Talk about gullible!
September 25th, 2005 at 9:24 am
Holy crap, going to have some major seizures, too many pointless arrows in all the pictures!
Anyone else think this sounds far too much like the plot for a Mel Gibson Movie? Conspiracy theory anyone?
Hollywood did it! Hollywood did it!
Seriously though, that is totally weird how we have all these people killed by hurricanes nowadays. And because it didn’t happen back in the good ol’ days before we had lots of electronics and technology, it must be because the world powers are directing strikes at their rivals right? No no, maybe the superpowers are directing strikes at themselves to gain support from their citizens! Or perhaps people die from natural disasters (i.e. hurricanes)more now than back then because back in the day people were smart enough NOT TO FUCKING LIVE WHERE HURRICANES REPEATEDLY FORM AND COME ASHORE EVERY YEAR?
hmmmm… Perhaps, perhaps. Weather machines my skinny white ass.
September 25th, 2005 at 9:36 am
If you know that the website is a load of rubbish, than why do you feel the need to tell others that you know that it is? If I knew that something was a lie, then I wouldn’t feel the need to tell others that it is, as that would mean I would be getting caught up in the lie.
The fact that you post that it’s a load of rubbish, shows the fact that you are unsure about the facts and feel the need to post it’s rubbish to justify your belief.
Also, aliens don’t exist, the government created the idea to take attention away from the fact that they are fucking up our planet. Don’t blame us, the aliens made us do it!
September 25th, 2005 at 11:26 am
Ok.. I appreciate everyone’s thoughts on this. While many of the sites I’ve come across are complete “batshit crazy” rubbish— there are some FACTS that remain…
Operation Cloverleaf is real. It happened. Look it up. Even our own government says it existed, but won’t yet say what it was of course. I don’t believe it WAS our government trying to control weather, I DO Believe it might have been them trying to figure out the woodpecker grid which DOES in fact exist…
Fact #2 The Woodpecker grid exists. It was turned on by the Russians in 1976. Most likely to help them detect any missile activity from us… BUT conspiracy theorists would tell you that was all a smoke screen for the Tesla weapons.
Fact #3 We did in fact sign a treaty in 1978 with many other countries saying we wouldn’t attack each other with manmade earthquakes or tornadoes. Why would we even sign something like that if it didn’t exist or have the fear of existing? — We never signed a treaty promising not to attack each other with Zombies and Goblin Skeletal armies.
Because THOSE things don’t exist.
Anyway— I’m REALLY skeptical. However, I’m open minded enough to laugh at how brilliant such a thing would be. The responses here show just how hard it is for the public to believe. I think this is MUCH more likely than all the ALien mumbo jumbo—-
September 25th, 2005 at 11:47 am
An army of zombies would really suck. I mean, what’s the equation for killing something that’s already dead?
September 25th, 2005 at 12:15 pm
Yeah, you can’t kill zombies.. you have to obliterate them.
September 25th, 2005 at 1:39 pm
obviously, by 2039, one of the conspiracy theories should have been proved true.
I bet G.W. Bush Jr will expose the lie and defeat the alien invasion from an F-16. Until then we’ll just be another reality TV show on Alpha Centauri.
“let’s give this guy an anal probe and see how those bipedals react…”
September 25th, 2005 at 6:37 pm
So, even if this guy made any sense (which he doesn’t), what is he suggesting by bringing out those badly pixellated photos of Katrina? That the RUSSIANS did it? That WE did it to ourselves? What? Utter crap, I’m sorry. The article is completely disjointed, makes no sense at all, and for someone who supposedly worked as a weatherman, this guy certainly has no idea on how to get his point across in a way which normal people could actually understand.
If he is trying to blame the intensity of hurricanes these days on a secret government project, he ought to be stripped of his degree in meteorology (If he has one). Obviously GLOBAL WARMING is just too credible an explanation for this guy.
September 25th, 2005 at 7:09 pm
If you actually READ his site, the little arrows he’s pointing at are square shaped items in the clouds, which does not happen naturally, the square holes, etc, are caused by electromagnetic disruptions.
The Hurricane activity has been more than usual, and what odd speeds the hurricanes have, as well as Katrina’s path make it suspicious. I mean, no hurricane in history has ever moved around like that—
September 25th, 2005 at 7:19 pm
Hurricanes are so random it’s impossible to say that there is a “regular” movement to a hurricane.
September 26th, 2005 at 3:38 pm
Uh, DJ, he *claims* they’re “electromagnetic disruptions”. They aren’t. It’s an effect from the digital cameras they take the satellite images with. They don’t happen naturally, because they aren’t actually there.
If you really think Katrina and Rita were generated with hostile intent, then who sent them? Because you Americans have almost no enemies at the moment! Well, none who actually have the resources to mount anything remotely like that. The Chinese? After how much your corporations invest in them? Don’t be ridiculous.
By the way, your comic is fantastic.