Weather Control
Not really a joke today, more of a statement about Weather Control. Yeah, it sounds crazy, doesn’t it? I know. The first time I heard about this topic on the news, I thought “Crackpots!” — but it was fascinating enough for me to do a little sniffing around about the subject. Besides, we’re practically living in a 1980’s GI JOE cartoon now, with big government taking on “ruthless terrorist organizations determined to rule the world”. If Cobra Commander could dream up a Weather device, I don’t see why some government couldn’t have it.
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It does sound crazy… but, it’s all rooted in facts. But no one believes it. They laugh. Did you know that in the 50s, the US government actually seeded a huricane and steered it into Georgia!!? There was a pretty big controversy about that and that the government should be held responsible.
What about the fact that every major super power have signed a treaty saying they wouldn’t use or develop “weather weapons” or use them against each other. Clearly this stuff is deeply rooted in historical and scientific facts, and that’s kind of frightening.
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March 24th, 2006 at 5:01 am
Scientific Fact 1: Vacuum energy, aka zero-point energy exists.
Scientific Fact 2: While vacuum energy can (theoretically) be extracted, it would still be useless, as it will always take more energy to extract than the energy that is extracted.
So all the methods described on the website rely on ignorance of this second fact.
ie. Scott Stevens, Tom Bearden etc. are a bunch of foil-hat-wearing crazies.
Anyway, if you can take energy out of ‘the time domain’ in a vacuum, why not pump it into a person’s ‘time domain’ and time travel. Their paranoia detracts from the ambition of their inventions.
March 24th, 2006 at 9:02 am
Computer Modeling is highly innaccurate for weather. It is most likely an impossible task to input all of the necessary information needed to create a comprehensive computer model of weather.
If you believe in weather control devices, you are (too) paranoid.
March 24th, 2006 at 9:37 am
Right, I’m aware that some of the things they mention are far out… but what about the historical fact that Russia, the US, China and I believe Japan have signed a treaty which includes mention of weather control devices? Also, the facts about the government steering a hurricane in the 1950s? I mean, I don’t know if I’m TOO paranoid, but that gives me reason to be a little paranoid about this.
Also, there WAS a project called operation Cloverleaf where commercial airplanes were retorfitted with special chemical release agents for seeding the atmosphere. It’s factual. No one publically knows for sure what the heck that was for, but look that up, it’s a top secret program.
March 24th, 2006 at 10:21 am
A different theory I’ve had is… If you’ve noticed that the big disasters all seem to be happening to the highly populated areas, ie, tsunami in india, mudslides in china, hurricane in new orleans, 100 tornadoes in kansas…. Don’t u think that maybe mother nature or god or whatever diety you beleive in has decided to implement another form of population control?
Chew on that one for a bit, and look at where all the MAJOR disasters are at.
March 24th, 2006 at 10:30 am
SouDbyte,
Actually, going off your thought, it IS interesting where all these things take place. Maybe there’s actually a SECRET war going on. YOu know that countries like China, benefit greatly when land is destroyed here, because they own a good bit of it. We could actually be in a period of time where Super Powers are testing out these devices on each others countries.
WOw, that sounds REALLY paranoid, and really like a comic book plot.
March 24th, 2006 at 10:43 am
There could be, or your a paranoid schizo
My thought came around from history of western civ 2 class, when the capitalist england refused to help ireland, and a huge bunch of them died off, solving the overpopulation problem…
only thing is, we cant be killed off by starvation anymore, not the big countries.
then, there was the plague, which killed off an overpopulated europe. (not to forget that they kinda brought it onto themselves, killing owls and letting rats grow)
then theres war itself.
Doesnt something sound odd here? It’s almost as if the following are true…
1: Humanity has a built in overpopulation control
2: Your diety of choice is pissed off at us, and is killing the worst overpopulated areas.
You could be right dj… but i dont think so.
March 24th, 2006 at 11:00 am
Well, I sort of side on the side of science. And there’s more scientific fact to back that weather control is possible and HAS happened, then there is to say that a vengeful god is doing population control.
If believing in the science part makes me a paranoid schizo, I don’t even know what to call it when someone believes that some fairy tale is doing it??? hahahha
March 24th, 2006 at 11:16 am
I have to ask: Where are you getting this “fact” the government “steered” a hurricane into Georgia in the 1950s??? That simply doesn’t make any sense. People who lost property, or loved ones in that storm could sue for millions. Haven’t heard about any such lawsuits. And if they could steer one way back in the ’50s, WHY aren’t they doing it now to keep storms from hitting land, and saving trillions of dollars in damage, that they have to help pay for?? To keep a “secret” that’s obviously not one anymore??
I’m sorry dude, but the idea of humanity being able to succesfully steer a hurricane is ridiculous!
March 24th, 2006 at 11:22 am
Ok– seriously, I don’t have time to look it up online right this second, but I’m SURE you can find information about it if you google. It was on the Discovery Channel special about Hurricanes as well. I had heard about this before , but in that special about the anatomy of a Hurricane, it actually showed Government footage of them seeding the the thing, then the newspaper covers where people WERE publicly blaming the government… but it was ruled that they were not to blame for the damages. I do believe property owners DID try to hold the government responsible— anyway, go google it up, I’m not talking out of my ass.
March 24th, 2006 at 11:30 am
Fredrick– from the Hurricane Wikipedia entry: http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Hurricane
“In the 1960s and 1970s, the United States government attempted to weaken hurricanes in its Project Stormfury by seeding selected storms with silver iodide. It was thought that the seeding would cause supercooled water in the outer rainbands to freeze, causing the inner eyewall to collapse and thus reducing the winds. The winds of Hurricane Debbie dropped as much as 30 percent, but then regained their strength after each of two seeding forays. In an earlier episode, disaster struck when a hurricane east of Jacksonville, Florida, was seeded, promptly changed its course, and smashed into Savannah, Georgia”
Note that the footage on the Discovery Channel was from the 1950s, so they’ve been fooling with this stuff for quite some time.
March 24th, 2006 at 12:18 pm
Not trying to be a cock here, but I love how everybody is suddenly referencing Wikipedia as fact. When did this happen? That’s like having everybody in the world write down a “fact”, put it in a box, and then draw one out whenever you want to prove something. It’s just one dude citing another dude. Why does everyone just implicitly trust this website to give them the right information?
Again DJ, not trying to be a jerk, you could be onto something with this weather stuff. We have been to the moon for Christ’s sakes, manipulated our own DNA, why not a fucking rainstorm?
March 24th, 2006 at 12:22 pm
the entry in wiki was made without citation. yes, they’ve been doing experiments with seeding hurricanes but none of them have shown they could control them. wiki on project stormfury and other sites indicated that. likewise, the theory that detonating a nuke in the eye of a hurricane would do anything has been disproven also.
and frankly, and website that talks about free energy loses all credibility.
that being said, the japanese DID do some work on weather controlling in the 1950s, but those results were no different than random weather effects.
i’m alllll for conspiracies, and have quite a few myself, but i think weather is one thing that is still not controllable
March 24th, 2006 at 12:58 pm
Well, there is other documentation, and if you’re really interested you can seek it out. There was a Discovery Channel special on the other night about Hurricanes, which showed the story along with newspaper clippings and headlines at the time. I mean, it’s not MADE UP.
I honestly think it’s briliant, because no one would ever believe it. The perfect weapon.
March 24th, 2006 at 12:59 pm
I did a Google search of my own, and found the below at http://www.hurricaneville.com/project_stormfury.html :
“Efforts in storm modification go as far back as the late 1940s when Dr. Irwin Langmuir began exploring the idea of using ice crystals to weaken storms such as hurricanes. In 1947, he organized a team of scientists from General Electric, and brought his idea to fruition with Project Cirrus.
The highlight of this effort occurred on October 13, 1947 when Langmuir and his team had a Navy plane fly into a hurricane off the coast of Georgia, and drop a payload of dry ice into it.
The hope of using dry ice was to release energy from the storm’s inner core. and thus weaken the hurricane itself. It was originally considered a success. After the cloud seeding had taken place, the hurricane suddenly changed direction, and made landfall near the coastal city of Savannah, Georgia.
However, about a decade later, a scientist named Mook recognized that the storm’s sudden change in direction was not caused by the seeding, but rather the upper level steering winds in the vicinity of the hurricane.”
Project StormFury seeded 4 hurricanes multiple times in the ’60’s and ’70s, and not one of those abruptly changed direction afterwards. If the effect couldn’t be duplicated, then Mook was almost certainly right.
So you can stop believing in weather control. It’ll be one less stress in your life.
March 24th, 2006 at 1:06 pm
Ok Mr. Barnett… if you have time, please explain to me what the hell Project Cloverleaf was for then?
March 24th, 2006 at 1:13 pm
HAARP
March 24th, 2006 at 1:23 pm
i’ll field the project cloverleaf one
it’s a theory put forth that the gov’t is seeding the air with particles for some evil and secret purpose. there is no real documentation of such a project, only a few ‘anonymous’ emails and websites of the conspiracy variety, almost all of which sound the same. this apparently began after a serious study of the effects of contrails becoming clouds done by NASA. someone either misheard or deliberately misinterpreted this and what you have now.
this is not to be confused with project stormfury, which was an actual project and disbanded with failed results but beneficial data on hurricane patterns
March 24th, 2006 at 2:36 pm
I did Google Project Cloverleaf myself. Splendidisolatn is correct. It’s nothing more than a crackpot delusion (I won’t dignify it by calling it a theory) made up by people with either a: WAAAAAAY too much free time on their hands; b: not any or enough of the right meds in their system; c: too much of the wrong (and probably illegal) meds. I mean seriously! A “top secret” government project that uses CIVILIAN airliners?? In an earlier post you said you tend to favor the side of science. How can you say that, but believe in this?
March 25th, 2006 at 2:17 am
Ummmmmm…..DJ, you’re starting to scare me here. It’s your site, so it’s your right to say what you want, but…..this is tinfoil hat territory.
Hell, I don’t think ANY government has the smarts to pull this stuff off.
March 25th, 2006 at 3:55 am
I think governments signed that weather-weapons treaty (if they did; i didn’t go looking for it) so they’d have a decent excuse to nuke anyone that did actually manage to develop them. Anyway, most large governments are about as paranoid as conspiracy theorists.
March 25th, 2006 at 10:04 am
SoUnDbYtE:
“If you’ve noticed that the big disasters all seem to be happening to the highly populated areas, ie, tsunami in india, mudslides in china, hurricane in new orleans, 100 tornadoes in kansas….”
Perhaps areas that often experience disasters become more fertile and pleasant to live in? (Between the disasters, that is.) Weather is needed to create life, so perhaps extreme weather creates more life, while also extinguishing more life? That seems more reasonable to me than either secret weather wars or divine population control.
And if civilian airplanes were fitted with chemical dispensers, perhaps that was so that it’d be possible to use chemical detectors to figure out wind patterns? Because I seriously doubt that such small amounts of chemicals could be used for controlling weather.
March 26th, 2006 at 6:14 am
heh, i loved reading these posts. What part of the articles was implying ‘control’ over hurricanes? it mostly sounded like sad attempts at removing a threat of hurricane by dissapation or other means. Too bad we can’t do that yet. But then again, Mother Nature is a bitch with an attitude. And she don’t take too kindly too people trying to force her actions. Believing conspiracies is giving gov’t waaay too much credit by the way. Hell, they can’t agree on simple crap, how do you think a committee would ever agree on somethings like this? I’d wager the ‘weather weapons’ ban is just nonsense put in for ‘just in case’ measure. I mean c’mon, non-proliferation is meaningless to the US itself, unless you are a ‘terror’ nation seeking them. As a last note, I want to add a UN Bill that will stop the future proliferation of Gundam Wings, now!!! Damn japanese will take us out when that comes around!
March 26th, 2006 at 10:58 am
DJ, Check out the woodpecker effect it is the streaking in the sky along with a sound, the true nature of weather control. On some sights they have sound bites of it…..crazy…..they’re gunna weather us to death
March 26th, 2006 at 9:39 pm
I’m actually rather glad DJ managed to get some notice on this topic. I’ve had questions about some of the points that were discussed here for a while, though Scalar energy is indeed not as it claims to be. This isn’t the first time it has been in the discussion on a comic, but its the first time it has been the main topic.
If you want a glance into the true state of things, I’ll offer a bit of my own information, which you can either prove or disprove, as able.
A. Recently, in the wake of Katrina, the government has begun hiring up meteorologists and other weather experts in an attempt to safeguard the US from future weather disasters.
B. The number of hits sites that talk about hurricane heory and weather control receive have, for whatever reason, jumped tremendously. There are very few sites that are new, however. Almost all the material available is in fact old, or merely updated sites that have been around for ages.
C. The government moved a lot of vehicles and equipment around in the hurricane effected areas after the disaster. Much of the supplies, especially the aircraft related equipment, has remained there since.
Enjoy, and discuss
March 27th, 2006 at 12:50 am
>>>Enjoy, and discuss
OK………
>>>>A. Recently, in the wake of Katrina, the government has begun hiring up meteorologists and other weather experts in an attempt to safeguard the US from future weather disasters.
How is this evidence of a conspiracy?
>>>B. The number of hits sites that talk about hurricane heory and weather control receive have, for whatever reason, jumped tremendously. There are very few sites that are new, however. Almost all the material available is in fact old, or merely updated sites that have been around for ages.
Interesting if true, hard to prove but I’ll take your word for it. So what does this mean? I dunno, maybe that some people want some hard information on hurricanes, and others seek meaning for senseless tragedy?
>>>C. The government moved a lot of vehicles and equipment around in the hurricane effected areas after the disaster. Much of the supplies, especially the aircraft related equipment, has remained there since.
The last major hurricane was 40 years ago and not in the same area. I’d say that’s a good bet. Hell, we’ve averaged a World War every 40 years for the last 80.
March 27th, 2006 at 8:05 am
DJ,
Although you may have heard of the Butterfly effect it seems to me that you don’t understand it. The point of it is that attempting to make predictions about a large, non-linear system is always going to end up with results that are way off the mark simply because minor (as in less than 0.0001%) variations in the initial conditions can make huge differences to the overall effect. If the weather can not be predicted when no one is interfering in the results how could the effects of any interference be predicted?
As for natural disasters hitting populated areas… well there are two explanations. 1. Areas prone to natural disaster tend to be excellent places to build communities when they aren’t being torn to shit (for instance, volcanic ash actualy makes for incredibly fertile soil over time) and 2. If a natural disaster hits an unpopulated area, who the fck cares? It will go unreported simply because there is no one that is really affected by it.
Chris
March 28th, 2006 at 12:42 am
Here is a quote from THE DURANGO HERALD Feb. 27, 2006:
“For years the Trilateral Commission and the United nations - in consulttion with Publishers Clering house and Donald Trump - have engaged in a nefarious scheme of dispersing toxins across the land via mysterious High-flying Jets.”
I think this was probably written in humor - however - everyone can see the contrails. And there are dramatic climte changes happening. But I am sure we can trust the world leaders - after all I believe they have earned our unquestionting trust.
I am also sure there are not any folks who would be involved in disinformation.
Thank you for publish the forum. I am always able to sort through all the junk and get a bit of real information. ACE
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