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June 20th, 2005

Today’s Strip: ASS KICKING PILGRIM!


Ass Kicking Pilgrim!

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29 Responses to “Today’s Strip: ASS KICKING PILGRIM!”

  1. Diana Says:

    Good Gods! Now I have nightmares!

  2. rocky cliffs Says:

    WAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHA. amazing. mine cup doth runneth over….classic.

  3. Eri Says:

    That looks more interesting than most of what’s actually on TV. Should I be frightened?

  4. CGS Guy...you know...exe..ex...uh...executive. Yeah that's it... Says:

    How dare you? HOW DARE YOU?!! We don’t air any show like this. I can’t believe you would stoop to this level. Oh god. I can’t believe it. Oh god. OH GOD. HOW DARE YOU?

    Anyways, see you in court in seven days for slander…or..or something..like…that…

    - CBS Executive

  5. Jason Oberbichler Says:

    Whoa– what’s that (CGS guy, although I’m sure he meant to say CBS…freakin’ moron) guys problem?

    Anyways, cool strip and after this ‘elaborate’ joke of mine, you can actually see how incredibly unfunny I am.

  6. Evan Skibin Says:

    Thats pretty cool, If you are a fan of Peter Jackson, in one of his earlier movries, Braindead tehre is a character who is a priest who at one point says ‘i kick ass for the LORD!” and procedes to kick zombie’s asses, this kinda reminded me of it. Some of you might want to watch it, might be hard to get in the states, even the local video store’s copy is very old, but with the rescent boost in popularity i am sure the studios will be more then willing to rerelease a couple of dvds.
    Keep up the good work.

  7. Mikey Says:

    Pilgrims at Jamestown?

    Still freakin’ hilarious.

  8. noncogito42 Says:

    Heh. My friend was actually smoted with a bible .She told her mom she didnt want to be a member of their strict pentecostal church and her mom didnt say a word andhit her with a bible in one of those bible case thingys with the handles . She later bragged to the leader of their church

  9. Flowerchild Says:

    You guys are twisted.

    So B U Ti Fa LY Twisted!

  10. Brian Pendell Says:

    Dude, just so ya know …

    … I’ve lived in Virginia for ten years. There weren’t any Pilgrims at Jamestown. It was an Anglican town, mostly full of no-goods and pirate wannabes, with one clergyman .

    However, what happened in church was fairly similar — you were required to attend church once every four weeks. Miss four in a row, and the town would fine you — in Tobacco, I believe, since there wasn’t much specie around in the old days.

    Still funny, but the nitpickin’ historian in me had to speak up.

    And now I’ll say it for you, since I know you’re thinking it …

    “SHUT UP AND GET A LIFE, STUPID HISTORIAN DWEEB”!

    Respectfully,

    Brian P.

  11. DJ Says:

    Brian– Actually, when I was drawing this yesterday, I asked Bob– “Were there Pilgrims in Jamestown?” — and he said…

    “Who cares, it’s a fucking comic strip! Hahahaha” –

    So… just for the record.. I usually try to check my facts so we don’t look like retards.. but I was relaxing yesterday. You totally caught us! — BLAME CBS though!!! heheheh… Had ASS KICKING PILGRIM been on ABC or NBC, I’m sure they would have done some fact checking. :)

  12. Brandon J. Carr Says:

    It’s alright, Brian…I’ve lived in VA most of my life and had the same thought. I think when we’re sleeping, something is implanted in us that makes us know way too much about early settlers and the civil war. And the car tax.

    b

  13. DJ Says:

    Well, I’ll be DAMNED! It doesn’t say Jamestown AT ALL. What are you people talking about???

    hehehe… :D

  14. Brandon J. Carr Says:

    LAME, Coffman. LAME.

    ;)

    b

  15. Eri Says:

    And all the poor souls who will read this after the strip edit… such confusion! ;-)

  16. Brandon J. Carr Says:

    What was that thing about depublishing again?

    b

  17. DJ Says:

    Shut up Brandon!

  18. Shiva Says:

    Don’t give them any ideas or this shit will end up on the fall lineup.

  19. REB Says:

    Hey, DJ, on the first panel the house is made of wood–but on the second panel the walls are made of brick. I’m not from the US so I didn’t get the “Mine cup doth runneth over with whoopass!” line, but I still find the strip funny. Everybody is right: this show seems better than most of the boring stuff they show on tv these days.

  20. Foxe Says:

    I have never in my life written a comment before…. its just not what I do.

    But the Ass Kicking Pilgrim? That strip was absolutely awesome, and I’m not American…. just the randomness and religious comments. Truly an awesome mix.

    Well done. 10/10. You could do so much with this guy.

    I want to see The Ass Kicking Pilgrim team up with various other ass kickers, and just shame them all with the ass kicking he performs. More heroes should deliver their tag lines whilst pummeling things with reckless abandon.

  21. DJ Says:

    REB– often times, the outside of old homes were done with half logs and timbers– then the insides were done with brick and mortar. FYI

  22. Brandon J. Carr Says:

    DJ, the inside of the house isn’t going to turn to logs now, is it? ;)

    b

  23. Adam Black Says:

    Random Thought:

    The Ass-Kicking Pilgrim vs. Happy, the Tap-Dancing Ass…hm…

    (you can have that idea for free) :)

  24. Eric Says:

    Brandon, you made me laugh out loud with that one. :)

    DJ, with all the added PA people, the comments are really bustling and are becoming another cool part of the site. I’m enjoying the comments as much as the forum, and almost as much as the strips themselves! (Nothing beats the strips themselves, of course!)

  25. GraphicArtist2k5 Says:

    MAN that is such an awesome comic……the ass kicking pilgrim LOL :-p

  26. REB Says:

    DJ–I didn’t know that. Thanks, man. Not in a million years I could have imagine I will receive a lesson in history by an ass kick pilgrim. :-)

  27. GraphicArtist2k5 Says:

    Next up: The Kung Fu Amish, now THAT would be a kick ass show! Imagine Ezekiel karate choppin’ boards in half, and then kickin’ the shit out of someone for makin’ fun of his beard, and then goin’ back home to raise another barn…..All in a day’s work for the Kung Fu Amish! :-p

  28. GraphicArtist2k5 Says:

    Oh yeah, he would also need a cool catch phrase, much like “Mine cup doth runneth over with whoopass!”

  29. GraphicArtist2k5 Says:

    Have you thought about putting the ass kicking pilgrim on a t-shirt? I would buy that in a SECOND if you put that on a t-shirt, along with “mine cup doth runneth over with whoopass!”

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