THE CALL
Yesterday we bought an eliptical exercise machine. It’s kinda big and in the way, but maybe it’ll kinda be like a reminder to use it… “HEY! USE ME, TUBBO!” — Actually, I need D batteries for the console thing on it before I can use it properly….. This helps out a lot because it’s nearly impossible get out and walk and exercise that way, besides that, when you go outside in this neighborhood you feel like EVERY damn busy body is spying on you through their windows. (it’s true too.)
Hey, I want to say thanks to everyone who’s ordered a book so far. Some of you are ordering multiple copies, which isn’t necessary, but RIGHT ON. Someone commented to me that they thought it was insane to offer a drawing in each book. I asked why it was crazy, they said that I’d get tired of it. No offense to said person, but you don’t me too well then. I actually think it’s going to be fun doing this, and I might even try to do up special things for people I know or know their names, so it’s also possible you might get something really special if you’re from the site. So, yeah, I won’t stuff it down your throats everyday, but it’s going to be a fun book.
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Recent Topics: Exercise, Eliptical Machines, Brokeback Mountain, Bareback Mountain
January 31st, 2006 at 7:01 am
It’s also very nice for when it’s cold outside.
Good luck
January 31st, 2006 at 10:14 am
“Call of nature”. Ha-ha. I totally didn’t see that one coming. And now it’s stuck in my head and I keep laughing. No offense, but that’s a joke a 5 yr. old would tell and laugh at and here I am cracking up.
Someone help me…
January 31st, 2006 at 10:36 am
I know– it’s so juvenile… These things just pop in my head and I have to jot them down.
I was thinking how stupid it was when people say “NATURE CALLS!” before they head to the bathroom.
January 31st, 2006 at 10:55 am
Oddly enough, when the tree’s talking, in my head his voice is Samuel L. Jackson’s.
January 31st, 2006 at 11:02 am
This probably dates me, but I totally heard Eddie Murphy as ‘Axel Foley’ doing the Tree’s voice.
This one made me laugh out loud. Props.
January 31st, 2006 at 1:23 pm
Don’t worry, Wiz - I heard Eddie, too. Funny stuff, as always, DJ. ^_^
January 31st, 2006 at 5:02 pm
I just noticed that you are on Cracked.com as well. Clearly my life just got better.
January 31st, 2006 at 7:10 pm
You could have Bob and the Drama Llama in Brokeass Mountain. They could be mislead by some crooked producer into filming a porn movie in the Appalachian mountains. After realizing that they signed up for a gay porn job, everything would end in violence.
January 31st, 2006 at 11:37 pm
Heh, it’s a blaxploitation tree.
February 1st, 2006 at 4:18 pm
lol, hilarious
loved that one, and no, I didn’t see it coming either
nice work