The Andy Milonakis Show!
My thoughts on the Andy Milionakis Show, inside:
Not too long ago, I criticized Andy for calling my friend a douche on the Howard Stern show– even though he didnt name his name, I made a big stink about it and yammered about it. I think Bob even threatened to cave his face in…. I was probably out of line. Here’s this guy, on cloud nine probably, and along comes me to crap on him the day he was on Howard Stern. I’ve felt like half an ass since then, but I still felt sour about it. I was out of line… but that’s the story of my life. I have mixed feelings even talking about the subject or evoking the name, because my OTHER friend probably can’t stand hearing his name. Sorry OTHER FRIEND. Actually, he’s not that shallow…. but still…
I’ve been looking forward to seeing his show since I heard he had the deal, because I’ve always enjoyed his videos and work online, even though most of my friends don’t get it at all. My wife and I have always been fans. Honestly, it felt really good to see someone do so well, and not only that, he pulled it off… he made a half hour on MTV actually funny and fresh.
I was totally catching a Pee Wee Herman vibe… I mean, even though it’s not anything like that at all, but…. I don’t even know what I mean by saying Pee-Wee…. I think he’d know what I meant…
And just for historical sake, I can say I at least worked with the guy once, see these fine ass logos:
I was happy to help out.
June 27th, 2005 at 2:12 am
Who are the “friends” in question, might I ask?
June 27th, 2005 at 9:40 am
Nah, I’m not going there again.
June 27th, 2005 at 10:12 am
i find this guy ridiculously retarded. here we are, the public, giving a 12 year old who enjoys cussing and saying his dad is gay and fucks other men all this attention and hailing him like he’s some genius cuz he can rhyme random words, when we should be scolding him for having so little respect for the world around him. i’m sure eminem would have gotten famous a lot sooner if he had the internet in his trailer park back in Chicago.
sorry for the rant.
June 27th, 2005 at 10:16 am
It would be true if he were 12… I think he is more like 29 though.
Did you watch the show? I liked the Little John and rapping parts. Hmm….
June 27th, 2005 at 11:03 am
Is he seriously that old? I thought he was, like, 16 tops.
SPOONS!
June 27th, 2005 at 12:14 pm
I don’t get MTV since I’m Canadian, aside from not having cable at all.
i still say no matter what age he is, there’s no need to promote his disrespect.
June 27th, 2005 at 9:17 pm
Yeah, I have to agree that the guy is a retard, no offense to REAL retards, but he just goes on and on and on AND ON about this being gay, that being gay, so on and so forth, and now he’s got his own freaking show? Seriously, the guy has NO TALENT WHATSOEVER, I’ve seen his website, and I’m not impressed AT ALL. It really is a pathetic state of affairs when someone can get their own show by acting that retarded and stupid, while those who have REAL talent are the ones overlooked. Seriously, if ANYONE can tell me what talents this guy has, and why he should have his own show, then give it a shot, but SERIOUSLY try to think of legitimate answers. And I’m with the cannuck there about not having cable tv at all, but that is strictly out of choice, because I personally feel that most cable tv channels are nothing more than sex, sex, sex, and more sex, and on top of that, THIS stupid crap that I really don’t feel like justifying paying my current cable company a bill for just to watch, on top of paying for cable internet.
June 27th, 2005 at 9:23 pm
Well, it’s probably not worth paying your entire cable bill over– but his show itself was pretty funny. I liked it.
I really liked the skit where he went to bed crying because he couldnt rap, and then the rap fairy, Biz Markee came, and gave him the ability to rap. — I thought that was pretty funny.
June 27th, 2005 at 10:01 pm
wow, he doesnt seem too popular at all here…
personally, i dont find him funny at all… From what little i know about him (which is 3-4 links from online) he’s never even made me smile. He acts like an annoying attention-seeking 12 year-old cousin, in my opinion. Again, i’ve only watched parts of his skits online (part, because i couldnt stand sitting there watching it all) so i’m not fully informed… a rap fairy sounds awesome!
However, mabey this is just his comedy ‘catapillar’ state. Most comedians can grow and change, according to public demand. And hey, people have gotta enjoy him, they dont give random dero’s their own show.
Oh and is it just me, or does DJ’s drawing of Andy look slightly like a young version of Scott Kurtz… Probly just me… i’l go polish my retina’s with Windex…
June 29th, 2005 at 1:25 pm
That skit does sound like it would be funny, but seriously, the kid needs to grow up, and grow out of his sophemoric humor, because not everyone has the mentality of a two-year-old, and laughs at EVERYTHING they are shown. Some of us do know what is funny, and what is not funny. If you want to watch a funny ass show, one that would even make Happy the Tap Dancing Ass even happier, then watch The Chappelle show. Now THAT is one funny show. Then again, so are just about every single SNL sketch that Will Ferrell was ever in. That guy is a freaking comedic genious.
July 1st, 2005 at 9:46 pm
He is freaking hillarious. Cant you people just regress for a little while and enjoy immature humor and gay jokes. You guys take him way too seriously. He’s just a foul mouthed kid that has a twisted imagination. At least give him artistic liscence.
July 1st, 2005 at 10:04 pm
Totally, Big Jay. Everyone is entitled to their opinions, but seriously, his show was pretty funny. I liked it.
July 4th, 2005 at 9:08 pm
yea yea, heeyuck heeyuck! that old ass little kid is a pretty funny dumb ass and i love it…hey as i always say to anyone who complainss about anything…if you don’t like it…then don’t watch it and stop whining! ya’ll sound jealous to me really.i’d personaly feel embarassed giving so much thought and effort into bitching on this blog about something so obviously, deliberately stupid and immature.laugh or don’t i don’t give a fuck! i like the shit and when i’m too serious to watch it…guess what…i don’t…later fucktards!
July 4th, 2005 at 11:40 pm
people relax.
it’s a show.
america (and canada?) needs some laughs from this kid (or adult).
is he really 29? i thought he was 13.
July 5th, 2005 at 12:45 am
DUMBEST SHOW I HAVE EVER SEEN IN MY LIfe, I CANT BELIEVE PEOPLE LIKE SNOOP DOG PROMOTE HIS SHOW BY PARTICIPATING IN IT!!
July 5th, 2005 at 12:46 am
AND NO HES NOT 29 hes 27, according to a online interview, and according to multiplate links from differnt people saying he was 27, according to som1 he has the same disease as gary coleman, yes that guy from different strokes, ” What you talkn about willis’, yea him.
July 5th, 2005 at 11:04 am
hey, i think that show is the greatest, dose n e one know were i can find the lyrics for the begining rap? this is all i know of it “i gor peas on my head, but dont call me a pea head, bees on my head, butdont call me a bee head, bruce lees on my head, but dont call me a lee head, no please excuse me cause i gots to get my tree fed!”
help!!!! im desperate to knw the rest!!!!!
July 5th, 2005 at 1:32 pm
you guys just dont understand comity its just fun and games
and damn hell is he really 29!!?!?!? Fuck!
July 5th, 2005 at 3:58 pm
you do not know how to spell comedy.
July 5th, 2005 at 5:48 pm
Whoever thinks Andy Milonakis is 29 is one dumb ass… I mean seriously the kid doesn’t even look like hes been through puberty… I like him but still you people are fucking stupid as hell. (Whoever thinks Andy Milonakis is 29)
July 5th, 2005 at 7:44 pm
Well…hmmm. he may not be 29, maybe 27? but he’s definitly not a kid.
By the way, his second show was really funny as well.
July 6th, 2005 at 1:07 am
i love the old lady who pops out of no where in the second episode while celebrating the 1000 delivery guy.
July 8th, 2005 at 2:59 am
wow… most of your comments about andy milonakis put a thought in my head….if you don’t like him,then why are you watching the stew any way? like viva la bam is any better? oh yeah! let’s watch someone wreck their dad’s car,knock over trees and take a hammer to the wall because i’m so rich i can pay for it. if you hate andy milonakis and like Bam….your the best example of a fucking hypocrit
July 8th, 2005 at 10:23 am
What’s even funnier is… most of the people HAVEN’T watched the show, and I guess are just judging it by the cover or commercials. The show itself is actually funny.
July 8th, 2005 at 2:39 pm
I seriously don’t think he’s 27. But i be wrong since Gary Coleman looked like he was 15 when he was 27. Who knows? Andy Milinokis is awesome. I think Andy puts the kid back in you.
July 8th, 2005 at 11:01 pm
yall are gay if u think hes 29 cuz his voice sounds younger then mine and im 12,he has no facial hair, and he acts like a kid too,yall r too uptight if ur freakin out about his show and ur mom is a hoe and she is stupid and so r u and ur mom is ugly and i like spoons and ur hair is cheesy dont please me no thank you and i wanna spank u and thats kinda weird u got a lil beard and u need to shave it, hahah ur goin to hell cuz ur gay…..
July 8th, 2005 at 11:05 pm
and another thing, ur mom is going to college and u r gay and superbowl is gay and i live on a farm and my name is bob and ur gay and ur moms a hoe a dirty lil hoe like the gardening tool and i hate u because ur gay and i think ur weird because ur gay and ur goin to hell and i hate homosexuals and ur gay and u neeed to go back to norwegia u dirty norwegian and i dont wanna hear another word from u u stupid canadian i mean really….ur state flag symbol is a leaf….is that ur countries strategy? ur gonna lay low for 50 years and then surprise-attack turkey and name it chicken? wat r u gnna do shrivel up and blow away thats right cuz ur a leaf! hahha im just kidding i have nothing against canadians just dumbasses and fags
July 10th, 2005 at 11:11 pm
all of you people that dont think andy is 27-28 years old are retarded. andy has a disorder which makes hi look and sound younger than he actually is. hes like gary coleman but doesnt have a kidney disorder. so for all you assholes saying that we were retarded for thinking he was 27, the jokes on you fuckers…
July 10th, 2005 at 11:18 pm
i love ur show dude. it is so cool i like cheese… i am a random perrson. im 14 and um i live in mass can u put me on ur show i think we would get allong so good cus we r so alike we are both on the chunkie side we r weard we doo funnety things and i am white n i act black….. i like cheese… evry one at my work i work at this place callled georges surf n turf loves ur show i call this girl evry sunday just to have to remind her to watch ur show…so man if u readthis or any one reads this reply to me man… and if u do i wana talk to u duce my screen name is bilodeau90 so if u want im me some time. yo yo yo yo yo
July 10th, 2005 at 11:22 pm
i like cheese
July 10th, 2005 at 11:23 pm
o no i like cheese
July 11th, 2005 at 12:12 am
hi andy ur stupid !!!!lol and funny in a way luv ya ttyl
July 11th, 2005 at 12:14 am
Why do people post here like it’s his site??
Just wondering… that’s ODD.
Go to — http://whoisandymilonakis.com for his official site. Also, MTV has a page– but Im too lazy to look it up.
July 11th, 2005 at 11:25 pm
THEME SONG
I rock peas on my head but dont call me a peaehad
Bees on my head but dont call me a beehead
bruce lees on my head but dont call me a lee head
now please excuse me i gots to get my tree fed
i rock the brands and make my own clothing
i hang out with an apple that loves self loathing
“i hate myself”
pancake on my face makes me extra happy
i like shampoo bottles that sit on my lappy
cause its my show you cant tell me what to do
when life hands me lemons i make beef stew
i know i got to go but its time for me to rock it
i put bolonga in my left pocket
smear creme cheese on my gold locket
cause its my show im andy milonakis
its my show im shmandi shmiloshmakis
its my show im andy milonakis
July 11th, 2005 at 11:25 pm
hey people. i am a huge fan of the andy milonakis show but am kind of dissapointed to hear that he is older. i understand his dissability but i would have never guessed in 1 million years. if you havent seen the show i definately think you should watch it sometime. i personally dont think you should judge the show by the commercials or videos he has made in the past. the show is pure comedy and is really fun to watch. people have different tastes in shows but i think this is one of the best shows ever and i think andy milonakis is a very talented person.
July 11th, 2005 at 11:27 pm
I LOVE THE SHOW AND IT WON”T BE BANNED
July 11th, 2005 at 11:33 pm
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July 12th, 2005 at 12:11 am
i dont think hes 27 either, i wanna see proof, you could tell gary was older, no 27, or fucking 29 year old acts like that, he throws chicken nuggets around, wtf.
July 12th, 2005 at 12:55 am
U GUY’S R OLD AND STUPID HIS SHOW ROCK’S and if u had’nt noticed alot of 10 year olds cuss
July 12th, 2005 at 12:58 am
his show rocks i love it it is very cool and if u don’t like it don’t wach and stop complaining about it!
July 12th, 2005 at 2:01 am
On imdb, it says that he was born in 1976
July 12th, 2005 at 7:30 pm
I LOVE the andy milonakis show. Its so stupid, but that is why it is so great!
July 12th, 2005 at 7:36 pm
THEME SONG
I rock peas on my head but dont call me a peaehad
Bees on my head but dont call me a beehead
bruce lees on my head but dont call me a lee head
now please excuse me i gots to get my tree fed
i rock the brands and make my own clothing
i hang out with an apple that loves self loathing
“i hate myself”
pancake on my face makes me extra happy
i like shampoo bottles that sit on my lappy
cause its my show you cant tell me what to do
when life hands me lemons i make beef stew
i know i got to go but its time for me to rock it
i put bolonga in my left pocket
smear creme cheese on my gold locket
cause its my show im andy milonakis
its my show im shmandi shmiloshmakis
its my show im andy milonakis
July 12th, 2005 at 7:37 pm
i love that theme song how’d you memorize it
July 12th, 2005 at 7:38 pm
you gotta practice babe practice
July 12th, 2005 at 10:12 pm
Uh, yeah. I’m sensing some serious “buzz” underground marketing, care of MTV here… very clever MTV, but corporate shenanigans don’t fly here at Yirmumah.net. — of course, we like Andy’s show too.
Thread CLOSED.
September 24th, 2007 at 3:03 am
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