July 29th, 2005
strip: Tard Force 1985
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Anyone remember that old comic and saturday morning cartoon? I think it came on before Smurfs and right after Lionxor. Man, that was a really empowering concept.
“DO IT UP, TARD POWER!!”
July 29th, 2005 at 4:26 am
duuuuuuur!
July 29th, 2005 at 4:56 am
“They must ban together to defend their own…” ?
You messed up, you’re going to SEH (Spelling Error Hell).
July 29th, 2005 at 4:58 am
I actually thought for a second that you were making fun of “Atari Force”, which did come out in 1985 and actually did help define the science-fiction genre in ’80s comic books. Also, Dart was hot.
But since none of your characters seem to have been members of anything like the Advanced Technology And Research Institute that is destined to form in the far-off future year of 2005, I guess this is all-original! Nicely done!
(Speaking of things destined to happen in the year 2005, shouldn’t Megatron be killing Optimus Prime and getting reborn as Galvatron any day now? I’m just wondering. And, yes, I am a geek, and thank you for asking.)
July 29th, 2005 at 7:33 am
Peter Parkinson…. fuck Spelling Error Hell DJ, you’re destined for the real thing
DURRR
July 29th, 2005 at 7:33 am
Shhhh! Optimus never died! That was just a horrible rumor. Just like the whole transformers armada thing…
July 29th, 2005 at 7:36 am
Im not retarded…I happen to have a brain disorder that..(Get retarded today!)
funny stuff.
Though I don’t exactly understand the point of this strip(Im far far away from the US so I don’t know shiat)
So I take it this strip is a parody of sorts?
Good writing for the characters though.
July 29th, 2005 at 8:07 am
I don’t get it, DJ!
July 29th, 2005 at 8:20 am
Retarded people are often amusing.
July 29th, 2005 at 9:42 am
I’m just a little disappointed, but thats mostly because the only retarded person I’ve ever dealt with a lot was an asshole. It SUCKS when someone realizes they’re being given special treatment and starts abusing it..especially on the job >:(
July 29th, 2005 at 9:47 am
Don’t worry about Hell DJ (the spelling error kind or otherwise), I’m saving you a seat!
Wise man say: DURRRR!!! (Or, forgivness is divine, but never pay full price for late pizza)
July 29th, 2005 at 10:32 am
balls.
and the 85 dollar man…that is classic.
July 29th, 2005 at 10:36 am
I volunteered at a camp for “special kids” when I was in high school one summer, and quite a few of them were assholes. One of them was obsessed with wristwatches, and would rip yours right off your arm if you gave him the chance.
Actually, most of them were nice. I am a bad person.
July 29th, 2005 at 10:41 am
Paul, being a victim doesn’t make you an asshole. It gives you a justifiable outlet for your bigotry!
I have to second this whole retarded kid, asshole correlation. When I was in highschool one of the kids in the “special” class used to try, quite actively, to run us down in his powered wheelchair. Daily.
Now I’m not one to attribute intelligence where it’s lacking, but this kid totally knew what he was doing.
All this strip needs is Steven Hawking as the Tard Forces’ Professor X and you could pitch this to Fox.
I’m a terrible human being..
July 29th, 2005 at 10:53 am
I’m going to hell for creating something EMPOWERING to the handicapped? You guys are harsh!
And forget a “seat” in hell… I know we’ll be in the shit pits. There are no seats in the shit pits.
________________
For real though, I have a cousin named “Tanner” who has a pretty bad condition, kinda all crippled up a bit and has to walk with the aide of special canes, but admittingly, I always say it wrong or confuse it with another disorder. I get it wrong EVERY time. I want to say Muscular Dystrophe??? But sometimes i say MS… GAWDAMMIT why can’ they not have “M”s for their disabilities!!!
Anyway, Tanner has ALWAYS loved the idea of TARD FORCE. So this is for him. And let me tell you something else… this is completely mild to what that guy suggested I do. I’ll have to let him know it’s on here, I think he surfs the net.
July 29th, 2005 at 11:14 am
I can hardly see how you’d justify a statement like that Meh, clearly they’re capable of coloring within the lines.
In the immortal words of my mother “Shut up you little bastard!!.”
After this I think this is officially going to be the last day this site isn’t blocked by my works’ firewall..
July 29th, 2005 at 11:18 am
Well, whoever it is, says they’re from NJ, or at least using the ISP office of Middletown NJ— which , boy oh boy, that sounds familiar…. odd.
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Teknik, if we blocked, be sure to check in from home! We’d miss you!
July 29th, 2005 at 1:30 pm
Hey, man, you don’t mess with the special kids. Some cowboy-type at my highschool pissed this one kid off, and he got put in the hospital. He was fucked up good.
July 29th, 2005 at 2:02 pm
Brian Smith Says…
“Speaking of things destined to happen in the year 2005, shouldn’t Megatron be killing Optimus Prime and getting reborn as Galvatron any day now? I’m just wondering. ”
Not if I have anything to say about it. And, I actually do.
July 29th, 2005 at 2:50 pm
Optimus Prime is Dead.
July 29th, 2005 at 2:58 pm
Very funny strip! Been busy as heck here. I’ll get back to ya!
July 29th, 2005 at 2:58 pm
Man, the 80’s was one fucked up time for Childrens’ TV. There were so many failed shows that it’s highly probable that this show actually existed at some point.
July 29th, 2005 at 2:58 pm
I’m SHOCKED! You’re BLATANTLY ripping off Handi-Man! And Blankman! Are you trying to be a Wayans brother?
July 29th, 2005 at 4:48 pm
Dr. Merlin
Dammit! You totally ruined that movie for me! Where was the SPOILER warning???
July 29th, 2005 at 5:03 pm
Oh sweet jesus that is SO wrong…
…but SO funny!
We are all going to hell. But hey, at least we won’t be lonely there! ^_~
July 29th, 2005 at 5:06 pm
Dr. Merlin: You are a dream killer. Wear your title proudly. Bastard.
July 29th, 2005 at 5:40 pm
Isnt this simaler to that movie called “The Specials”. Course the powers in that movie were really stupid stuff like laying eggs… however that became a power is beyond me but i thought the strip was funny anyways, DESPITE all the criticism.
July 29th, 2005 at 5:44 pm
Quentin,
I thought you were dead. Welcome back, everybody dies in The Devils Rejects.
July 29th, 2005 at 7:29 pm
not to thread jack..
-spoiler!-
[color=lightblue]Wasn’t Optimus Prime killed in Beast Wars?
Something about the bad beast bots going back in time and shooting optimus in the head…or maybe that was a different timeline…[/color]
Anyways, I haven’t watched transformers for a long time..hell..I even despise it now, or maybe thats just the age talking.
July 29th, 2005 at 7:29 pm
oooh..html was disabled?
darn lol.
July 29th, 2005 at 8:22 pm
meh,
Fuck you!
July 30th, 2005 at 3:37 am
That’s not HTML, that’s BBforum code.
July 30th, 2005 at 1:03 pm
Don’t let my post fool you - I’m dead.
July 30th, 2005 at 5:31 pm
Tard Force has the power to communicate with the dead!
Now *that’s* a good comic!
July 31st, 2005 at 8:44 am
Hah
August 1st, 2005 at 12:42 am
This whole thing reminds me of the 12-issue “Excruciatingly Average Adventures of Normalman” done in the 80s. Of which I am a proud owner. The cover has an exploding planet and a baby in a ship, with the text “Featuring nothing even remotely like this inside!”
August 1st, 2005 at 2:32 pm
Divious Says:
“Wasn’t Optimus Prime killed in Beast Wars? Something about the bad beast bots going back in time and shooting optimus in the head…or maybe that was a different timeline.”
Op didn’t die in Beast Wars. He was extremely fucked up because BW Megs blasted the shit out of his face while he was hibernating. BW Optimus took on Prime’s spark (which looked suspiciously like the Matrix) and became “Optimal” Optimus while they used a makeshift CR chamber to repair Prime. Later the spark was returned.
I remember because I own the DVD set. Megs took Gen1 Megs’ spark as well and became that two-headed dragon thing that could shoot ice from one head and fire from the other.
My God, I am a geek. Didn’t realize how big of one I was at the time.
August 1st, 2005 at 2:44 pm
There is a truly massive amount of information on Wikipedia about not just Transformers, but G.I. Joe as well. I suggest you all read it. Learn about how Cobra Commander was a used car salesman!!!
July 2nd, 2007 at 12:24 pm
This is exactly what I expected to find out after reading the title strip: Tard Force 1985. Thanks for informative article
May 26th, 2009 at 4:01 am
Пожалуй, это один из интереснейших блогов, которые я когда-либо читал :). Интересные статьи, Интересные комментарии. Так держать!
June 19th, 2009 at 4:23 am
Хм, к размышлению…
August 20th, 2009 at 1:36 pm
Значит всё-таки отреагировали… Долго что-то