Comments on: strip: “She REALLY likes Dick’s”

By: Drammach

Drammach — Thu, 01 Sep 2005 06:20:27 +0000

Dr Merlin noted : “She sure likes Dick’s.”

I think it’s more that she depends on Dick’s for her livelyhood..
She really needs Dick’s to survive..
Luckily, she loves her job.. With Dick’s..

By: Fargoth

Fargoth — Thu, 01 Sep 2005 01:55:05 +0000

One time she worked with the USO to put on a show for the Navy presented by Dick’s. They put all these sailors on a truck and brought them to Dick’s for a clown’s (the girl had to play the clown) amazing routine. So now there’s all the military guys in Dick’s and this girl has to do a juggling act to entertain them.

Anyways, the routine bombed and all of these seamen started pouring out of Dick’s in droves. She just couldn’t get enough balls in the air to keep them satisfied.

By: livinginthefridge

livinginthefridge — Thu, 01 Sep 2005 00:55:51 +0000

Absolutely boffo!

By: Mr. Sparkle

Mr. Sparkle — Thu, 01 Sep 2005 00:37:14 +0000

Once, during a beach trip to Delaware, I found a crab shack called “Dirty Dick’s.” I shit you not. As my friend said, “I get my crabs from Dirty Dick’s!”

BTW, don’t quote me on that.

By: Duff

Duff — Wed, 31 Aug 2005 23:26:39 +0000

Back in college, one of my roommates went to state for the ACM’s programming competition. He came back with the name badge for an entrant from an all-girl’s school. Her name? “Anita Hwang”.

By: Inufan

Inufan — Wed, 31 Aug 2005 22:56:21 +0000

Hilarious.

By: Steve

Steve — Wed, 31 Aug 2005 22:16:48 +0000

DJ, quick being so hard on Dicks. Dicks are people, too. Sure, many of them are a little stiff and rigid but if you can loosen them up they’ll hang around all day.

By: zanbowser

zanbowser — Wed, 31 Aug 2005 19:06:57 +0000

man, i can smell the cease and desist letter from here. too easy… and too hilarious. ^_^

By: chadvavra

chadvavra — Wed, 31 Aug 2005 18:29:40 +0000

I used to work with a woman, the HR director no less, who was named Anita Dickey.

She married into that name.

I still have her business card somewhere.

By: tim

tim — Wed, 31 Aug 2005 18:19:45 +0000

all we need now is some weed and some fart jokes