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August 2nd, 2005 at 3:16 am
I am shocked and disgusted. I love it.
August 2nd, 2005 at 3:27 am
That is such a uniquely male experience…
Ah, the joys of penishood.
August 2nd, 2005 at 3:46 am
Ahh! You posted it! My eyes, my eyes - they’re burning!
August 2nd, 2005 at 3:51 am
Cant wait to see waht those critics from the last comic have to say about this.
August 2nd, 2005 at 4:13 am
Dude, I have only one question:
Here in South Africa the average apature on a shampoo bottle is about 1.5cm, are shampoo bottle necks bigger in the states?
schpat out.
August 2nd, 2005 at 6:02 am
Hilarious..
“Are you having sex with the shampoo again?”
“NO, but do not come in here!”
haha!
His dick got stuck in a bottle..
Just so I get to say it first…
my, my, he’s got a large phallus!
August 2nd, 2005 at 7:38 am
Schpat has a point, something about this little tale doesn’t quite fit. (ha ha)
August 2nd, 2005 at 7:39 am
Schpat has a point, DJ. I think you may have just betrayed your wife’s biggest regret
August 2nd, 2005 at 7:39 am
Wow, posted the same comment at the same time. We are one.
August 2nd, 2005 at 8:21 am
Cheers DJ, i just stubbed my toe as i fell off my chair.
I just hope you didnt use the shampoo afterwards
August 2nd, 2005 at 9:00 am
My first time was with Johnson’s No More Tears. They lied, I cried.
August 2nd, 2005 at 9:30 am
Now this? This is funny.
August 2nd, 2005 at 10:03 am
Scpat,
All shampoo bottle lids are NOT created equal. Yea, go forth and preach this knowledge…
Most of the squeezy ones can also be unscrewed. Otherwise, uhm, ouch and sincerest condolences to your teeny tiny weenie.
August 2nd, 2005 at 10:08 am
In my defense, does anyone in the states remember those Prell bottles with the “wide mouth” or oblong top?
Yeah.
Also, Drew Price was like 10 or 11…. so his 9inch hoo-hah is probably not as, uh… girthy as a grown mans.
Also, I am not Drew Price…… : )
August 2nd, 2005 at 10:21 am
The word “hoo-hah” gets me every time, man….
I have nothing else to say…hoo-hah, hooo-hah, Hoooooooo-HAHHHH!
August 2nd, 2005 at 11:20 am
Wait a minute…
“I remember the FIRST TIME?”
“Are you having sex with the shampoo bottle AGAIN?”
CONTINUITY ERROR!!!
PS: Um, yeah… All shampoo bottle necks I’ve seen are… Well, *I* wouldn’t fit in one, that’s fo shizzle.
August 2nd, 2005 at 12:11 pm
I am enjoying this intellectual discussion on having sex with shampoo bottles.
(hoo-hah)
August 2nd, 2005 at 12:39 pm
Oh…my…word. Hahahahaha
As soon as I saw him in the bathtub I was like, “they wouldnt….would they?”
Yea, you would. Should have known.
By the way “too lazy to think of a name”, I think he’s referring to the first time he got his…hoo hah…stuck in a bottle. Not the first time he put it there, yes?
August 2nd, 2005 at 1:07 pm
This brings me back to the glory days. If only someone had suggested the shampoo years ago I could have saved myself many expensive vaccuum repairs. And even after that, do you have any idea how expensive it is to buy a new cat every week?!
Keeping on with the whole man/shampoo relationship, this lovely story of a boy and his bottle can be hideously twisted for use as vengeance. I had a really shitty roommate in college so I decided to hit him where he would least expect it . A week long romantic endeavour began, truly a coming together (pun most definately intended) of man and bottle as had never been seen before. Three or four “infusions” later and I got to sit back and make “Hey Alex, what’s that in your hair?” comments until I moved out.
Thinking back on it, a syringe and his toothpaste would have worked a hell of a lot better..
August 2nd, 2005 at 1:20 pm
So yeah… That respect I gained for you cuz of the 15oz. coffee mug? It just sprouted wings heehee
August 2nd, 2005 at 1:35 pm
Anyone else notice the Redken Shampoo add in the sponsor`s section of today`s strip?
Classic.
August 2nd, 2005 at 1:55 pm
Definitely NO complaints from the Missus!!
August 2nd, 2005 at 3:17 pm
i never fit in the shampoo bottle *cries* everyone rejects me *cries more*
lol
August 2nd, 2005 at 3:32 pm
“Burning Love”….Priceless.
August 2nd, 2005 at 5:57 pm
O_O We’ll take your word for it that the Prell bottle openings were substantially larger than the average shampoo bottle ones…sure….
….but hell, let’s give you the benefit of the doubt that you were just a kiddo!
1. You didn’t know better
2. You didn’t know better
3. Hopefully it didn’t stunt your growth. HA!
4. Hopefully you know better now (especially if it DID stunt your growth)
August 3rd, 2005 at 1:08 am
Once in my adolescent ignorance I tried using shampoo for lube once, but I fell asleep and had’nt washed it off. I had to peel dead skin off of red and dried out areas down there for quite some time. Live and learn.
August 3rd, 2005 at 3:32 pm
Thank you for that. Now I’m going to have the image of dead skin being peeled off of red and dried out penis for a few years. Basically. you gave me the image of the “skin” of a Slim Jim being peeled off. Thank you. Seriously.
August 3rd, 2005 at 3:39 pm
That is the most disturbing thing i have ever heard……
August 3rd, 2005 at 3:49 pm
Yeah.. Flaking, red penis… Hmm
If you’ll all excuse me, I’m going to be spending the next three or four hours locked in a stall in the office crapper, honkin’ on Bobo.
August 4th, 2005 at 3:17 am
dude, just logic here, why not just wash the dried shampoo off with warm water, it kinda disolves? Then you wouldn’t have to peel it off!
um just a sugesstion