October 19th, 2005
strip: Saddam Trial Surprise!
We all knew he had this card up his sleeve….
Wow… even after death, Johnnie dresses snazzy! Right on!
Yeah, Yeah, I know it’s not the most original thing in the world to have him saying, but C’MON!!! it’s ZOMBIE JOHNNIE COCHRAN!!!!
BRAAAaaaaaaaaaainns…
October 19th, 2005 at 3:44 am
I….. I didn’t know he died.. I had to google it. And surprisingly, He died on my birthday… Now, the humorist in me would say, “what a great gift!” However, I didn’t know much about the man, other than I belive he got OJ safe… Strange ness.
October 19th, 2005 at 6:33 am
Wow man your behind the times, was this comic made just because Saddam was in the news? He isn’t going to be tried for three more months or something now, it’s crazy.
My real question is: Do the soldiers who found Saddam get the huge reward for him, or that guy who ratted him out?
October 19th, 2005 at 8:27 am
The Castro, his trial officially started today: http://news.bbc.co.uk/2/hi/middle_east/4355992.stm
Also– it’s the guy who ratted him out who already got the cash I think. They never disclosed who he was or where he is now though.
October 19th, 2005 at 9:09 am
Ah who care, tis funny.
Keep ‘em coming DJ.
October 19th, 2005 at 9:11 am
Looks like Don Cherry dressed Johnnie Cochran for his burial..
This is the reason right here I’d rather be buried than cremated. Somewhere down the line someone is going to raise an unholy army of the dead, and I want in on some of that sweet brain boggling action.
October 19th, 2005 at 9:13 am
Looks like Saddam’s trial is postponed until November 28th. So Zombie Johnny Cochran is winning already!
October 19th, 2005 at 9:15 am
It wasn’t “postponed” - today was the first day of the trial. He plead not guilty. The next phase of the trial with witnesses, and all that starts on Nov 28th. This is the usual thing with all court trials. But his trial officially did start today.
October 19th, 2005 at 9:43 am
Yeah, true, we probably read the same AP feed, I’m just going along with the joke….
October 19th, 2005 at 10:34 am
THAT NEEDS TO BE A T-SHIRT!
There is no question that Zombie Johnnie Cochran would become a central pillar of American culture.
October 19th, 2005 at 10:57 am
i don’t think it’s t-shirt worthy, funny though
October 19th, 2005 at 12:33 pm
How in the blue fucking hell is Saddam gonna plead “not guilty” to being a totally batshit fucking crazy dictator who had people killed, as well as hoarding all of Iraq’s natural resources for himself? HOW IN THE HELL IS HE NOT GUILTY?
October 19th, 2005 at 1:01 pm
…by reason of insanity
October 19th, 2005 at 1:38 pm
by the fact that we (the US, in particular, daddy bush and rummy rum rumsfeld and Dick “I’m a cyborg” Cheney) put Saddam in power, provided the weapons for his coup d’etat of the Former Iraqi Government, and ignored all the crazy crap he did? Eh, but what do I know, apparently people aren’t responsible for their past actions in this world. Because IMHO Bush Daddy, Rummy and Cheney-bot should all be on trial with Saddam. They are all just as responsible. Why didn’t they stop the atrocities when they were being committed? instead they wait over a decade? yeah, let’s hear it for the spread of democracy and freedom there. lol. All I can say is one word: Baka!
anyhoo this johnny cochran should bring some friends! I’d bring in F.Lee bailey and the others. 
October 19th, 2005 at 3:11 pm
Saddam’s not guilty because he doesn’t feel guilt. He has no shame. It’s Saddam shame.
October 19th, 2005 at 6:49 pm
joe_iguana: you are INSANE
DJ: you are hilarious
P.S. Joe, I believe that there was another world leader who was in charge for eight years of that decade that you mentioned. Any particular reason that you left his name out?
October 20th, 2005 at 2:40 am
because it wasn’t a hornets nest he stuck his wang into? Clinton sucked, Bush part one and 2 and ol Reagon sucked more. I still dont understand how Clinton’s little pal is worse then some others international fuckups, but still.