November 16th, 2005
KITTY HEAVEN
Wow… the arrival AND departure of a new character in the same strip? Could be! I bet you club members know!
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Wow… the arrival AND departure of a new character in the same strip? Could be! I bet you club members know!
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November 16th, 2005 at 3:46 am
I bet… Murchia, the Retarded Kitten!
November 16th, 2005 at 4:31 am
Retarded kitten falls over sideways to save the day
November 16th, 2005 at 4:49 am
I’ll bet theres a whole retarded litter. *shudder*
November 16th, 2005 at 5:03 am
Takes one to know one DJ!
November 16th, 2005 at 7:25 am
NOOOOOOOOO! Don’t put down the adorable retarded kitten!
Get more of them and have them fight each other in a steel cage match to the death! I bet that is how they really put animals to sleep anyway. Sent to the farm my ass, unless they grow legions of spastic gladiator pets to engage in mortal combat!
Back to the comic though, nice stuff in that comic here. The expressions in the final panel are great, DJ’s overwhelming sense of smugness frm his retard sense, Calypso’s total dismay, Murch’s retarded *muuuuuuuuuuuurch* (I named the kitty Murch) it all works great.
November 16th, 2005 at 7:58 am
Remember– that’s DREW not me.
November 16th, 2005 at 8:33 am
My GF is studying to become a vet and she as to deal with the cat euthinisation schedule, if the cat is just straight retarded, I dont think they euthinize it. They mostly euthinize overly aggressive animals and sick animals that don’t respond well to medicine. plus showing people the euthinizatable animals is kinda a tease, but still hilarous. Wanna know what they do with the dead kittys? Huck them into the dumpster out back. One time my girlfriend came into work and her manager said she had “cleaned house”, she had euthinized ALL the potental problem cats.
November 16th, 2005 at 9:49 am
suuuuuure, DJ.
November 16th, 2005 at 9:54 am
does anyone else think that the cat looks like Bob in the last panel?
November 16th, 2005 at 10:21 am
Nah, its missing the eyebrows
I’d have laughed harder but i started coughing up a lung half way through, it was the look on the old guys face in the last panel and the phrase ‘and thats why its time for our retarded little friend to go to kitty heaven’
November 16th, 2005 at 10:25 am
November 16th, 2005 at 10:47 am
Hahaha, instant classic for me.
November 16th, 2005 at 11:31 am
MUUURRRRCH!
November 16th, 2005 at 3:09 pm
Its actually more funny the second…and third time that I read it.
November 16th, 2005 at 3:25 pm
Murch… Why is a retarded kitten grunting your login name?
November 16th, 2005 at 4:01 pm
Is the retarded kitty going to return as a zombie only, since zombies normally become retarded, it’ll now be a “SUPER GENIUS KITTY OF THE UNDEAD!!!!” ?
November 16th, 2005 at 7:06 pm
Tek, ask the comic master. Myself, I have no clue, just feel honored as can be
November 16th, 2005 at 9:29 pm
I know a girl who absolutely loves cats. She is obsessed with them. SHE MUST SEE THIS COMIC!
November 16th, 2005 at 9:42 pm
It looks like the cat had foetal alcohol syndrome…
November 17th, 2005 at 9:22 am
That’s really fucking funny. Best comic since the Bobxodus (Exbobus? Exobobus? Exobob?).