Bricks of Silence still available in our store…. up to numbering in the 140’s now…
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September 7th, 2005 at 5:53 am
First post!
Why would you use a brick when you have an ion cannon? I guess it is just style over substance I suppose.
Of course now I am considering which is better to reak vengeance upon attention-starved celebrities? The bricks of silence or the spitting cobra? Now I’m not going to be able to think about anything else all day.
September 7th, 2005 at 8:19 am
God I hate that guy so much. Jesse “I did the Rainbow Push and now I’m a baby daddy” Jackson… what an assbag. I want to see him get hit with the Brick, but also see him get the sweet horrible venom of the cobra. Perhaps the cobra wrapped AROUND the Brick, launched from a rig attached to the ion cannon so that they impact all just micromoments after one another. BOOM! No shield! VONK! Brick’d! SPAK SPAK SPAK! Cobra venom in the wounds burns even more!
MUWUHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAAAA!
Uh… I mean… funny stuff, DJ… funny stuff.
September 7th, 2005 at 9:13 am
JAckson is evil…..
THis one makes me laugh alot.
September 7th, 2005 at 9:22 am
My question is.. Who in the hell gave BOB the ion cannon?! I wouldn’t trust that guy standing behind me with a wet napkin!
September 7th, 2005 at 9:25 am
HA!
September 7th, 2005 at 9:41 am
I have suspected the use of these belt buckle force field generators amongst celebrities and government agents.
I have heard that you are issued one when you sell your soul…its part of the bonus plan.
Today’s strip backs up my theory.
September 7th, 2005 at 9:45 am
Tsk tsk, Thomas. SF Laws of Nature :p
Ion cannon does shields. DJ has the complementary Mass Driver
Although the Cobra has it’s uses… hmmm…
As far as this whole situation + pollyticks goes:
the Dutch Antilles fleet has been running partial US coast guard/War on Drug duty since the *first* gulf war (us cloggies taking NATO/UN stuff seriously). One of our frigates from that fleet has arrived at the New Orleans coast today, two days after Bush’ carefully called for “NATO aid”.
note that Dutch Antilles to new orleans is a 5 day trip. Also note the traditional shirtyness of the US navy when it comes to foreign military vessels suddenly popping up at their coast.
The military *at least* must have known that ship was coming.
It was officially on leave, after doing a 6 month tour, it was free to operate, it also carries an industrial-sized desalinasation plant, a can of medical staff, a hospital theatre, and sundries.
It’s complement, an amphibous assault frigate carrying the usual stuff like fast boats and transport/engineering equipment has been waiting two days out.
Both ships have been specifically retrofitted for UN humanitarian aid operations. A small hospital fleet that can bite back.
Again, there is no way the US authorities would have *not* known these resources were present, and under NATO/UN regs immedeately available.
So far the frigates’ captain has stated he’s still awaiting orders after establishing his presence and putting his ship under temporary fleet command, but is willing to wait for his leave for another two weeks before he intends to go home.
So they wait….
September 7th, 2005 at 11:09 am
Hey, there might be some plasma TVs left at the WalMart, Grumblin. Tell those cloggies to come ashore in the fastboats before Jesse and his Posse get ‘em! Go, Dutchman, go!
Just make sure you shoot anyone ELSE carrying televisions (or liquor, or anything else YOU CAN’T EAT), eh?
September 7th, 2005 at 11:31 am
*dead*
And he’s much…thicker(?) than that. Sucking souls does that for you.
Personally I’d like to see the Ass-Kicking Pilgrim come through the portals of time to take the ion cannon. That way you can both have bricks at the ready.
September 7th, 2005 at 1:14 pm
How did that guy become famous anyway?
September 7th, 2005 at 1:18 pm
Here’s his wikipedia entry: http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Jesse_Jackson
The one thing I find interesting is the story of how he says he was at Martin Luther King Jr’s side when he was assassinated, but there are people that say he embellished this story. If that’s true… UGH… I bet a lot could be found online about that.
September 7th, 2005 at 1:30 pm
Now I’m not a fan of Jackson by any stretch of the imagination, but his claim of being with MLK Jr. at the time of his assassination can be verified. He shows up in photo’s with King on the balcony moments before the shot was fired.
That said, he’s still an asswipe and today’s comic is hilarious.
September 7th, 2005 at 1:33 pm
He was on the balcony and according to many he went out of his way to get blood on his hands and then wipe it on his shirt. Seconds later he was on TV, taking over as the MAN for the civil rights movement.
September 7th, 2005 at 1:41 pm
That’s true– I thought I saw the photo before, and I looked it up again– it’s easy to find.
Jesse wishes he were MLK. Sometimes I wish MLK were alive today– I think the world would be a better place.
September 7th, 2005 at 1:59 pm
Like I said Franky, he’s an asswipe. I was just pointing out that proving he was there is pretty easy.
September 7th, 2005 at 4:34 pm
Does this man ever have any ideas? Like actual alternative plans for things he thinks aren’t being done right? All he seems to do is bitch.
September 7th, 2005 at 6:39 pm
Naw. He seems to be an ambulance chaser like that attention-seeking lawyer that hates computer games (Jack something) from what I heard.
September 7th, 2005 at 10:26 pm
Anybody think of dropping about a firehouse size load of bricks on him.
Personal Shield or not, let’s see him get out of that.
September 7th, 2005 at 10:38 pm
No kidding Wookie, has anyone ever been stuck in one of those pits filled with foam cubes they’ve got set up at gymnastic insitutions? I’m pretty sure you could get lost and starve in one of those pits with little or no effort. Sometimes having a grasp on greater forms of technology will not save oneself from the simplest of traps. Nor will being a cockbite, an activity that Jackson seems quite adept at.