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August 17th, 2005

strip: IT’S DA’ TRUTH!

It's Da' Truth!

Special thanks to Cracka Keith.

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20 Responses to “strip: IT’S DA’ TRUTH!”

  1. Red Says:

    All I have to say is what. the. FUCK?!?! Hilarious shit…

  2. Billy Says:

    I feel obligated to point out that the first panel is quite obviously inspired by Patton oswalt’s standup.

  3. mackdaddy Says:

    isnt it viRginia not viginia?

  4. psychoandy Says:

    Yeah - we need an R in there.

    Or one of those vowels is wrong, and brings up a frightening possibility….

  5. Cayen Says:

    unless his missing the R to go with a more southern spelling

  6. Kelly Says:

    West Vagina, almost heaven.. Major Freudian Slit..

  7. Paul Southwoth Says:

    Yeah man, Patton Oswalt. Almost verbatim! DJ FOR SHAME!

  8. teknik Says:

    Inspiration comes from many muses my friends. Let’s just be happy for Bob. All those gold coins should come in handy for buying his new computer. :D

  9. Cracka Keith Says:

    Fuck Patton Oswald. I as well as all my friends know I been using the midget bit since 1999! WTF? I must be a genius if other comics are using my shit.

  10. Neil Says:

    God damnit, i was told to use a jack daniels bottle! All those assault law suits for nothing!

  11. Cracka Keith Says:

    Nope, it has to be a bottle of Jim Beam. It’s what makes the midget scream.

  12. DJ Says:

    Thanks to everyone for pointing out my spelling mistake. Also, thanks for accusing me of plagerism, even though I don’t know who Patton Oswalt is…. The Midget joke comes from Cracka Keith’s standup joke.

    Wow! People love it when I mispell stuff. I should do it everyday.

  13. Sean Says:

    BTW…it’s hunnert…not hundred.

    Just trying to help.

  14. DJ Says:

    Smart ass!

  15. DJ Says:

    This is ALWAYS what happens when I sleep in.. dammit!

  16. DJ Says:

    Hey– this is what I responded to Keith in the forums—-
    ______________________________________________

    Well, I guess it’s akin to us accusing Pearls before Swine of stealing our Brick of Silence idea and changing it to Towel of Silence—- odd.

    A simple google search, yeilded this review:http://www.cringehumor.net/reviews/patton_cd/ — after seeing what he looks like, I remember seeing him on tv a time or two.

    Where it says– “”Facts About Midgets.” Once again it seems like a hacky premise, but Patton pulls a 180 and takes us on a fucked up journey through his mind. “If you hit a midget on the head with a stick, he turns into 40 gold coins.” Patton continues, “40 glittering gold coins you can take to the market and buy a fine fat goose…for your goodly wife.”

    If I would have known about the similarity between the jokes, I never would have added it to the comic strip.

    That’s not saying I think Cracka stole the material– because I know him, and I don’t think he rolls that way— there are other possibilities:

    #1, Keith has done comedy clubs since 1999 or something, right?? Those places are littered with hack gag writers, that pro comics use and buy joke sets from. This is totally the paranoid schizo theory… but it DOES HAPPEN.

    #2, Great comedy minds think alike. Which, might be a lesson I’ve learned in the past few weeks with the whole Pearls Before Swine deal…

    I can think of other possibilities, but the jokes WERE way too similar , and I’m sure I’ll take a brow beating for it, but it’s all good. You’re not in any trouble Cracka Keith!
    _________________

  17. teknik Says:

    I love shit like this..

    “Hey DJ, thanks for giving us daily entertainment, absolutely free of charge. Of course, seeing as Normal People + Annonymity + Audience = Total Fuckwad DUURR SPELLING RIP OFF HOO-HAH!!!”

    Who gives a shit? You all obviously knew what word he was trying to use, or you probably would have assumed it was just one of those big words you hear about on TV with more than one syllable.

    Anyway, funny strip.

  18. DJ Says:

    I blame the club members! Who saw this strip early and didn’t catch it either! hahahaha— Seriously– wow, people love to jump up when I make the smallest mistakes… It’s kinda awesome.

    “All eyes on the dumbass.”

  19. Relyt Says:

    ever since Patton Oswalt once said “Oh, Pa-fooey And Pishaw!” i use it all the time now!

  20. Neil Says:

    I’m feeling all left out because I don’t know who Patton is, im going to go sulk in a corner for a while

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