July 19th, 2005
Strip: BRICK of SILENCE 2!
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We all need a good old Brick of Silence!
July 19th, 2005 at 3:54 am
MUSIC: …*dun dun, dun dun* I got you, babe *dun dun, dun dun*…
DJ #1: Rise and shine campers, and don’t forget your booties because it’s colllllld out there!
DJ#2: Hey it’s cold out there every day, Bob, what is this, Miami Beach? Not hardly.
DJ #1: Yes, well, you know the real question out there right now on everyone’s lips
DJ#2: Their CHAPPED lips, Bob.
DJ #1: That’s right, their chapped lips, is, is Phil gonna see his shadow? Thhat’s rights, woodchuck chuckers, it’s…
BOTH TOGETHER: GROUDHOG DAY!
July 19th, 2005 at 5:06 am
Heh heh…good one, Mitch. I was thinking the exact same thing.
July 19th, 2005 at 6:39 am
You can still go read the new comic on the archive page. (not that the joke wasn’t funny;))
July 19th, 2005 at 10:03 am
YOU SONNUVA BITCH, MITCH CLEM!!!!
–Yeah, friggin Blog man… I’ll just blame it on the blog.
No, my bad, I had 18 instead on 19 in the source file.
July 19th, 2005 at 11:15 am
Yes… I always wanted to throw stuff at those bastards.
July 19th, 2005 at 11:57 am
I love the subtleties. I.E. the license plate reading “Prick” hehe.
July 19th, 2005 at 11:59 am
I think the brick of silence should be sold by your fine company, i see high sales potential. Maybe sell it in bundles with the spoiler t shirts, to silence all the crying children and offended parental units. I can think of a couple of other bundle deals but i dont think it would be appropriate.
July 19th, 2005 at 12:15 pm
Even better, custom Yirmumah engraved bricks
July 19th, 2005 at 12:28 pm
I’ve thought about the actual Bricks and engraving. I wonder if I could have that done around here? hmm..
July 19th, 2005 at 12:41 pm
Hillarious.
I just get a permanent marker when i need to write on my bricks.
July 19th, 2005 at 1:32 pm
DJ, I would buy an engraved brick in a second.
July 19th, 2005 at 2:17 pm
Because Mother Russia must make everything bigger than you capitalist pig-dogs, I have set my country’s top weapons experts to designing and creating the “Slab of Silence”. Utilizing concrete foundation slabs of variously sized buildings, we are quickly discerning which ones handle the best while providing a maximum ammount of silencing surface area.
I also have our researchers examining the demoralizing effects of engraving a large smiley face on the underside of the slab which is holding a finger to his lips and is shushing his intended victims. A Smiley which heralds and forshadows their impending, silence-filled doom…
Для родины!
July 19th, 2005 at 2:27 pm
I *heart* Alexander Molokhov
July 19th, 2005 at 2:41 pm
Damn Russkies. Go on, build your freakin’ “Slab o’Silence”. *pounds chest* This here’s America, mister! Home of John Wayne and Burgers & Fries. We won the Cold War, we won the Space Race, and we will win the Battle of the Bricks, goddammit!
As we speak–in a top-secret government-run laboratory in the Nevada desert we like to call “Area 51″–our boys are workin’ on pocket-sized bricks that expand with miniturized cement, going from the size of a cigarette lighter to the size and heft of a cinder block with but the simple pull of a string.
Our Skunkworks boys are working on a long-distance Brick Delivery System, in which a missle is launched damn near into space, only to come back down on its target (let’s call this target “Moscow”) and deploys eight truck-sized bricks, each of which splits into eight smaller bricks, which split again and again…let’s just say that the USSR will be forever known as “The Land of the Skull Fracture”.
USA! USA! USA!
(Sorry, I was channeling the 1980s there for a minute…)
July 19th, 2005 at 2:42 pm
Hm. This blog-thing edits out double hyphens. So paragraph 2 up there won’t make a bit of goddamned sense. I blame the Commies.
July 19th, 2005 at 2:51 pm
Трахнитесь!
July 19th, 2005 at 3:04 pm
What?
July 19th, 2005 at 6:11 pm
Can you start selling Bricks Of Silence? I would really love to get my hands on a Yirmumah patented piece of history (read: RIOTS) in the making.
July 20th, 2005 at 1:28 am
You should make the engraved bricks, one side with the “Yirmumah” title letter logo and the other with the comic bob’s face and the text “Authentic Brick of Silence!”
July 20th, 2005 at 6:41 am
Wow the concentration of russians is way too high for my liking. And Sasha, i know what you wrote, i know all!
July 20th, 2005 at 11:49 am
Who is Sasha…? and I must confess that I am not an Authentic Russian, just a poser…
I used this Translator to get my little Russian phrases http://www.online-translator.com/text.asp?lang=en
And for anybody who cares, the phrase at the end of my longer post was what the translator pumped out when I typed in “For the Motherland!” and the second russian Phrase is what it pumped out when I typed in “Fuck!”. Hehe I was think I was channeling the Cute little bunny on that one ;).
July 20th, 2005 at 8:24 pm
If you were a russian and your name was Alexander, Sasha would be the name you would use when not publishing scintific literature or applying for a new passport. And while your first russian phrase is correct teh second is more along the lines of go fuck yourself. Why in the name of putin would you pretend to be russian?
July 21st, 2005 at 1:14 pm
In Soviet Russia, prick bricks you!
July 31st, 2005 at 11:53 pm
Those cartoons are awesome!!!! Did you do those yourself?