State of the Yir-Union.
item 1: First up… I’ve nearly perfected making a BRICK OF SILENCE that you can actually throw at someone and do no damage, but scare the hell out of them. It apparently works on children too, as I scard the crap out of my 7 year old by chucking it at him across the room.
What to do now? You tell me. They’re not entirely easy to make, so I’ll put them into limited production if people really want them. This FIRST one, may be destined for an ebay auction or something. I’ve heard from a handful of people who would like to buy em, so maybe it will be a future mass produced item. There are other fake bricks out there, but there is only ONE “BRICK of SILENCE” –I just need to perfect the logo stamping on the sides a bit more, and we’re on our way–
Item 2: You can all stop sending me fake goofy death threats now, it was funny on the first day, now I’m just deleting them. 
I got a death threat from Mickey Mouse the other day… that was AWESOME. Thanks Mickey!
Item 3: Apparently, I am once again a “passive aggressive scumbag” and a “dickface”. But I promised I wouldn’t mention why ever again here. But good luck to those “silly motherfuckers” and “crotch hanger-ons”. How’s that for passive aggressive?
Item 4: A New Walmart opened here in Fayette-Nam. It’s already overrun with complete retards and hillbillies. They have a SubWay there though. Maybe some of the locals can WALK TO IT like Jerrod…… actually, I should take my own advice on that one.
Item 5: Bob has arrived at the Yirmumah HQ. Expect a Sunday video of some kind, I’m sure.
July 23rd, 2005 at 11:02 pm
heheh thats too awesome. Wish i had one of those back in highschool ! Anyway yeah i rember when i lived ut in nowheresville and went to walmart to hang out late at night. You will see humanity at its ugliest .I am serious everyone there looks like about 5 layers makeup to hide their ugliness or that they need to take off about 5 layers of make up . Oh and the hair
July 23rd, 2005 at 11:21 pm
if you’d be so kind as to post some directions on how to make a Brick of Silence (TM)?
July 23rd, 2005 at 11:38 pm
Bob left a video message…
And the recipe for our “Brick of Silence” is totally top secret… but it will be available on the site, possibly soon.
July 24th, 2005 at 12:22 am
I’ve always believed that Walmarts have crates of hicks, urban trash, and hillbillies in stock for any new store so they’ll attract the right crowd. Maybe they feel safer in large groups.
July 24th, 2005 at 1:52 am
me want brick of SILENCE!!!! Seriously bro, make these.
July 24th, 2005 at 8:00 am
I would love to buy one of those… perhaps not off e-bay though, every auction I try on there the price ends up soaring over what the item is really worth, or some ass outbids me three seconds before the deadline. Those fucking camping bitches (Credits to RvB there). And I’m assuming that brick is the same material used to make those little stress squeeze things that phycos hand to you while they drive irratically on the highway, only brick I can think of that you would be able to lob across the room at your child without hurting them would have to be that stuff. I mean unless your son is like Bruce Willass from that Unbreakable movie starring “Badassmothurfucker” from Plup-fiction.
Oh, three movie references in one semi-coherant paragraph. I am the king.
July 24th, 2005 at 10:41 am
YES!
July 24th, 2005 at 12:08 pm
I’m so going to use “The Brick of Silence” at work!
DJ and Bob rock!
July 24th, 2005 at 1:55 pm
Is that just styrofoam or a sponge or what?
July 24th, 2005 at 2:26 pm
It’s a high density foam. Kinda like… Hulk Fists? Kinda… It takes a little bit to actually make it look like a brick though.
And yeah, SURE there are other fake rocks and bricks out there, but this is the only BRICK OF SILENCE, authentic to the Yirmumah comic strips of the same name. Not for the general public at all, only for the TRUE Yirmumah fan.
July 24th, 2005 at 3:00 pm
There’s nothing like a good ol’ fashioned “Brick of Silence”
July 24th, 2005 at 3:40 pm
And if you REALLY want to be completely demented, take with you a REAL brick, with the same stenciled letters spray painted onto them, and mix both the fake brick and the real brick, and go to town. See how many people you totally freak the shit out of. Of course, use the actual brick as a showpiece of sorts, but use the fake one to make people THINK that you’re throwing the real one at them, then chuck it, and watch them run…….
July 24th, 2005 at 3:54 pm
I just realized something.
Jared Fogle’s a homosexual.
Think about it? He has a 6 inch for lunch and a 12 inch for dinner.
Hmm, sounds pretty damn gay.
I’d like to give that fucker the “Brick of Silence” and show him a little something something about running his mouth off!
July 24th, 2005 at 11:30 pm
Yeah, Keith, I’d like to do that too and then have tender, passionate gay sex with him.
July 25th, 2005 at 4:53 pm
Yeah, you do that. WTF?