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VERY LIMITED TIME ONLY YIRMUMAH SHIRT!!! —
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Scroll down if you want to see the LIMITED SHIRT we’re running. But I mean it, no complaining about us spoiling it for you…. SCROLL DOWN or LEAVE!
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Wear this baby with pride to your local bookstore or mall! All the kids are sure to love you!
I’m only taking orders for these for about 7 days… and that’s IT. The price includes shipping IN THE U.S.A. —. If you’re in the UK or other region of the world the total cost is $25 and you can just paypal me that and the size you want and your address.
Here’s the pay/size form for you folks. BE SURE TO GET YOUR SIZES CORRECT!!! Oh, and tell your friends.
July 19th, 2005 at 1:31 am
I love you guys.
July 19th, 2005 at 1:34 am
We love you too.
Spread the word!
July 19th, 2005 at 2:29 am
Holy crap. I WANT ONE. ;_; but I have no way to pay and my parent’s aren’t exactly going to agree.
July 19th, 2005 at 2:32 am
Are those mens sizes or womens sizes? Is it available in babydoll? It is sexiness incarnate.
July 19th, 2005 at 2:54 am
Dude, no, that’s really mean. I mean, not even funnny mean. If I see someone wearing that shirt in public and I think I could take them, they won’t even fuking know what’s coming until they’re picking up teeth. I already had the book ruined for me by a “SNAPE KILLS DUMBELDORE” avatar in a message board, which makes the book a whole fuck of a lot less fun to read. I mean, for real, sorry some people are fans of something you’re not or whatever, but I’ve been waiting for years now to read this, and some fuckwad on the internet decided it’d be clever to piss on that. We’re supposed to be living in a society, man. I know you’ve got a whole offensive humor thing going on, and I like it, but come on. Don’t make that shirt.
July 19th, 2005 at 2:58 am
well… at this point, I think its personal now.
July 19th, 2005 at 3:33 am
Ah shit, I just went back and read about the Websnark thing. Disregard my comment, I guess. You’ve obviously heard my argument before, and with much more fervor than I am really willing to muster online. In any event, I’m sure you’ll sell like a billion of those stupid things, and you do have kids to feed (even if you need to make other people’s kids cry in the process). Good luck, and burn in hell.
July 19th, 2005 at 3:35 am
SWEET AS FUCK!!
If I had PAYPAL, i would order on. Instead, I will arm my MSN display pix with it.
July 19th, 2005 at 3:50 am
It may be premature - he may come back somehow in the seventh book thanks to a faked death, Phoenix magic, or however many other thousands of tricks Dumbledore has up his sleeve. Even so… fun shirt. If I had the Fight Club homework assignment to go pick a fight with someone, I’d choose it to wear.
Anyway… I’m not worried about the spoilers. The true fans who really cared shut themselves in their room with the book, potentially alienating loved ones or postponing urgent work, from the moment it arrived via preorder and didn’t surface until they had read cover to cover. I at least took a break to sleep, but that’s essentially what I did, heh.
July 19th, 2005 at 3:54 am
Logan. you are a genius.
We can begin a rumour about crazy crap happening in the next book and smear it around the internet….
or not.
July 19th, 2005 at 5:18 am
Logan says alienate loved ones, I say absence makes the heart grow fonder. Now everone wear one of them shirts and see how fond everyone is of you and your stylin new look
July 19th, 2005 at 8:50 am
Unfortauntely i’d have to leave the house to piss people off with it, im just not up to that
July 19th, 2005 at 10:36 am
That’s f’n funny.
July 19th, 2005 at 10:36 am
Harry Potter? Don’t you mean, McBooks??
July 19th, 2005 at 10:57 am
I think it would be awesome and funny, and totally unexpected from little miss Rowling, is if the next one came out in like a month, just showed up in bookstores with no warning or grandeur…. I would love that, it seems fitting for some reason…
Releasing the seventh book a month after this one, completely unannounced, would be totally cool, and absolutely unexpected…. I think it would be awesome….
Could you imagine the shock when people discovered it?
July 19th, 2005 at 11:07 am
Sara, you are the lol.
This T-shirt ftw.
July 19th, 2005 at 11:12 am
I work in the U-town mall. Id love to wear the shirt to work and watch all the little bastards cry. Ha, Ha, Ha!
July 19th, 2005 at 12:48 pm
Oh no! A book has been ruined for some lousy person! There are plenty of other books out there for you to read that you can finish without someone telling you the ending… It’s just a book, do grow up.
If i wasn’t poor, i’d buy one DJ!
July 19th, 2005 at 1:02 pm
Great shirt, I really, really want one. My parents would order it for me, but I’m broke at the moment.
“Snape kills Dumbledore!” lol…
July 19th, 2005 at 1:22 pm
Damn curiosity.
Well, saved me the half hour it would’ve taken me to read it.
July 19th, 2005 at 2:07 pm
If I had a money tree I would purchase that wonderful t-shirt as well.
haha
July 20th, 2005 at 7:18 am
Pissed off Muslims misunderstanding this comic in 5, 4, 3….
July 20th, 2005 at 12:23 pm
Oh man.. I would kill for that shirt! If only I had paypal…
July 20th, 2005 at 8:36 pm
DJ, I think your next Magical Invention of Gratuitous Moneymaking needs to be the Brick of Lighten The Fuck Up.
I mean, yeah. Just in general. I’m just sayin’!
July 21st, 2005 at 12:15 am
Uncool. Immature, spiteful, and uncool.
“Oh! That’s hilarious! I’ll ruin a Potter fan’s day! Probably one too poor to buy it till it’s in paperback!”
Why does it offend you that someone is obsessing about something you don’t like? Because, there’s obviously too much joy and pleasure in the world, so by all means, we must buy shirts that are specifically designed to piss people off and ruin something they’ve been looking forward to for years.
On the other hand, this shirt does transmit an important message, that being “I’m a childish asshole that derives transient pleasure from making others unhappy.” That sort of warning, in and of itself, may make the shirt worth it.
July 21st, 2005 at 2:42 am
lol. overall, pretty funny, but i wouldnt buy this shirt even if i could. and if sum1 gave me one for free, i prolly wouldnt wear it either. wat i mite do is put it on display in my room. but i wouldnt wear it in public.
after all, harry potter is great fun to even those who dislike (or rather hate) the series: wat else would all of u b flaming bout if not harry potter? in case u havent noticed, theres not much else thats such an international phenomenon.
newayz, i say keep ur anti-harry-potter-ism to urself and others like u, but its inhumane to torture little kids with things such as this shirt.
ps: i wouldnt b surprised if dumbledore does sumhow come back, as well as others like sirius or harry’s parents. i mean, if rowling can make up all that nonesense about inheriting a house, wat type of nonesense is there that she cannot do? the one thing i can unfortunately promise u is that in the end harry will triumph over voldy, cuz, after all, this is a children’s book and the good guys always win
(personally id like a matrix-type ending were all the main characters die). ron n hermione will prolly come out of this more or less okay as well. :’(
July 21st, 2005 at 9:45 am
You’re a bastard Panda!
July 21st, 2005 at 11:36 pm
A bastard? Maybe. But that doesn’t stop what I said from being accurate.
Ps. Dumbledore’s dead… DEAD dead. His portrait was up with the other ex-headmasters and headmistresses and everything. Snape done Avada-Kedavraed his bony ass good an’ proper.
Pps. Rowling has been knocking off a character per book since Goblet of Fire. This is a trend that the last book will likely expound on.
July 22nd, 2005 at 1:15 pm
Well…I’m a potter fan…but like someone said…I was one of those freaks who isolated herself from the rest of the world until I finished the book…I swore and nearly threw the book away when dumbledore died…and I think a beautiful shirt like that would save many others from the shock…it wouldn’t be so ummm…yeah harsh now would it?
anywho there’s my two cents
July 23rd, 2005 at 12:18 am
You guys FUCKING ROCK! That shirt is amazing. I love you.
I’m at a loss of words, and yet an abundance of happieness.
I WILL buy one.
love, peace, chicken grease.
im out.
July 23rd, 2005 at 3:18 pm
The shirt is nice. Something I more over expected to see from TShirtHell.com, but I huess you beat her to it.
MY girlfriend is obsessed with the series, but she has the same views I have about the whole spoiler situation: she was pissed that it was spoiled, but the HOW and WHY wasn’t explained. Take a movie, there are previews. Those spoil parts of it. Just because you know what the climactical point will be doesn’t mean it will be less, just known.
My two cents on it: It’s a damn fiction novel. You have an entire world around you, complete with over 24 languages, 7 continents, wars, utopias, wonders, and grandeur. If the highlight of your world is something written by someone that is complete mass-published fiction, you need a little more substinance to your life. Not saying the books are bad, but they shouldn’t be some raging media frenzy. Anyone else seen “In the Mouth of Madness”? Yeah.. it’s almost getting to that in New York.
July 23rd, 2005 at 5:16 pm
I think its FUCKIN AWESOME
I would have rather known so I could brace myself………….
I hate surprises!!!
August 10th, 2005 at 2:43 pm
The concept of the shirt is hilarious (though I would have preferred a more accurate picture of Dumbledore–his glasses are half-moon spectacles and he has a wand, not a staff). But it’s one of those things, like Holocaust jokes, that is suddenly a lot less funny if it is heard or seen in public.
I got the ending of the book spoiled for me by accident, and I was really pissed off. The fact that there is a whole world with seven continents on it did not detract from my anger at having a surprise I was looking forward to be ruined.
So let’s look at this from a cost-benefit viewpoint. The concept of the shirt, ultimately, is what is funny–wearing the shirt in public and actually ruining the book for many people is (unless we’re talking about a complete asshole) only potentially marginally more humorous than the *idea* of doing so. On the other hand, having the book spoiled for any given person is significantly less enjoyable than not having it spoiled. Thus, by wearing this shirt in public, you are gaining a measly amount of pleasure in exchange for depriving many people of a significant amount of pleasure. It’s not the utilitarian way.
Nor is “there are better books” or “there’s a whole world out there” an argument. There are better things than sex, but that doesn’t mean it’s okay for you to hide in someone’s closet when they’re having sex and then bust out in the middle of it to scare the hell out of them because you think that would be hilarious. Like someone said, we live in a soceity, after all.
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