Save The Bees?
Today’s original art is available on eBay! Click here to go and bid. C’mon, don’t you want to save that sad little honey bee from my burn pile? There’s still time left on the other auction too. Click here, or just search “Yirmumah” on ebay.
So, what is the deal with bees anyways? I haven’t seen any at all here in Southwestern Pennsylvania. Does it worry me? Nah. There seem to be plenty of other things flying around to pollinate stuff. There was a rumor around that Einstein said that about bees, but researchers, and SNOPES have mentioned that it’s undetermined. It’s funny though, if you put “Einstein said…” in front of anything, people perk up and spread the word without even thinking twice. After all, who would dare question Einstein. Especially since Albert Einstein once said that Yirmumah was the best comic he had ever read from the future, which he read with his special time machine.
What are some other things Einstein said or predicted? Let’s make up stuff that sounds important.
June 1st, 2007 at 1:32 am
Glad to see Drew’s plugging HBN. I’d make an Einstein quote but I’m unfortunately not funny.
June 1st, 2007 at 2:21 am
uh… funny, except now from the comment you wrote in your blog, i’m wondering if you’re serious. the bee problem is actually real, and fruit productivity in a lot of places has already gone down noticeably. bees are so important, they are a commercial industry and farmers and companies that grow produce needing pollination actually rent hives to pollinate their crop. the cost of a lot of our food will skyrocket if we can’t keep up the pollination efficiency because we just won’t produce the same yield.
June 1st, 2007 at 9:03 am
Yeah right! And I suppose next you’ll tell me the ice caps are melting!…. Oh shit… they are.
June 1st, 2007 at 10:27 am
Shit. Bee’s are all over my yard. I got dive bombed by a big ass bumble bee yesterday as i was bring the recycle bin back up from the street. Maybe they all moved to Alabama.
Anyway, Einstein once said that wicked crazy hair will get you knee deep in stripper pussy. True story.
June 1st, 2007 at 10:43 am
“Albert Einstein was a ladies’ man
While he was working on his universal plan
He was making out like Charlie Sheen
He was a genius”
knee deep in stripper pussy indeed
June 1st, 2007 at 11:00 am
What did I Einstein say?
“I like fucking my cousin.”
Einstein’s prediction for the future?
“I will most likely fuck my cousin tonight… Perchance in the butt.”
It’s true. He married his first cousin and then produced the theory of relativity. You can’t make that shit up.
June 1st, 2007 at 12:54 pm
Einstein once predicted that through deforestation and the rising industrial complex we would cause a shift in the earths mass. As steel and other product imported into large urban areas and increasing the mass of that area of the planet and lessening the mass of the areas the goods are harvested from. Causing the earth to “wobble” and change our orbit.
June 1st, 2007 at 1:10 pm
“I will most likely fuck my cousin tonight… Perchance in the butt.”
I believe he wrote about that in his “Anal Mirabilis Papers”
June 1st, 2007 at 10:35 pm
In the S. Jersey area many hives have been hit with a virus that has devastated them.
June 2nd, 2007 at 4:44 am
Einstein said it happens to every guy, and not to worry.
June 2nd, 2007 at 9:33 am
Einstein knew the score. He got the women. He killed the bad guys.
June 2nd, 2007 at 4:43 pm
And fuck spelling bees too.
June 2nd, 2007 at 6:53 pm
hey, that was a funny one.
June 2nd, 2007 at 7:08 pm
Einstein said that, too. It was a funny one, though. Bent to the left a little.
June 4th, 2007 at 8:43 pm
Well, as Einstein once said, “don’t believe everything Einstein says”.
July 6th, 2007 at 12:23 pm
This is exactly what I expected to find out after reading the title Save The Bees?. Thanks for informative article