Save Screeech’s House!
Apparently, this is a true story. I heard it on the Howard Stern show last week, along with the amazing fact that Dustin Diamond has a 10inch dingle dongle. I went ahead and bought the 20 dollar shirt, he autographs it with an extra special message. This cements the fact that in the future I will have proof that Yirmumah helped save Screeech’s house. One day, I might ask that the favor be returned. I hope Screeech is ready when he is called upon to help take down authority with me once and for all.
OK!!! So I’ve been waiting to blog about some new monthly sponsors, and wow do I have some treats this time for you. WOW.
First up:
MINUS: Fellow web cartoonists, we have once again been bested. MINUS is an amazing webcomic by Ryan Armand. I won’t lie, when I clicked the link for the first time, I was in awe of the work. Each strip is painted on 15×20″ board, and he says he’s pretending as if he were drawing it fora 20th century newspaper that would let him use all the space he wanted. This is one to watch and instantly made my favorites list. One talented mothercrunker, right there.
HYBER DEATH BABIES: You know those classic comics from newspapers that are then rewritten with funnier dialogue– well here is a bunch of great ones. He promises to do them until the law stops him. Good luck my friend! The Garfield one… wow…. I mean… WOW.
and… CUSTOM ONE INCH BUTTONS!: My old friend Jay Mcleod from PV Comics and Migrayn fame is heading up this service that just about ALL creators can use– very affordable buttons for promotional or commercial uses. I smell a YIRMUMAH BUTTON pack coming soon– or possibly magnets!
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June 19th, 2006 at 3:46 am
screech has a 10 incher? god…ive never felt more worthless in all my life.
June 19th, 2006 at 3:52 am
If a “loser” like Screech has a 10-incher, it must be proof of God’s justice…
June 19th, 2006 at 8:35 am
Poor Slater. That’s what you get for cheating on the Dorito’s chick, bastich!
June 19th, 2006 at 2:41 pm
Ali Landry, that was the girl he cheated on. If you read this Ali, marry me, or Jessica Alba, whoever responds first.
Slater was on some animal planet show for a while, and he guest starred on Mind of Mencia, you know that ain’t even his real name, Mencia is like 110% White except for his skin. Which reminds me, Andy Milinokis is 30, I hate all these bastards on TV pretending to be something they’re not. Not like acting, but actually preteding your a beaner or retarded 15 year old and lying to me about it. Pisses me off. Burt Reynolds never lied to me….
June 19th, 2006 at 3:44 pm
Well, in Andy’s defense, I don’t think he ever told people he was a kid or lied about being a different age. People just assumed that maybe?
I mean, I personally saw him get carded like 3 times on a night out on the town– it’s true people do think he’s young, but he never pretends to be that kid that I know of.
June 19th, 2006 at 5:48 pm
Well he did get cast into a role as a kid in waiting, but Im still pretty sure he acted all young or we were told that by Jimmy Kimmel, who rode Adam Corrallas coat tails to success.
June 19th, 2006 at 6:13 pm
dustin diamond lives in wisconsin… not too far from here actually
i guess all the neighbors are excited to see him get the boot.
he’s a real dick i guess.
…. literally….
June 19th, 2006 at 8:17 pm
actually, mario lopez is i think a successful daytime soap actor. he did decently enough from what little i’ve seen pop up over the years. as for dustin diamond, what, he said he can sell at a profit but just doesn’t want to move? well boo hoo hoo dustin. suck it up. i’d only buy a t-shirt if it said ‘dustin a whining turd’. i’ve never even been fortunate enough to own any house, ever.
anyways, yirmumah rocks!
June 21st, 2006 at 9:55 am
This really frustrates me. I’ve spent tens of thousands of dollars in legal fees in an attempt to gain custody of my kids, and I’ve gotten hopelessly in debt as a result (and I’ll probably lose because I’m a guy). Meanwhile, Double D can sell T-shirts and save a house that he couldn’t afford in the first place, from all accounts. I love life. Nope, not bitter at all…
June 21st, 2006 at 11:03 am
andy M. i don’t really know what to say about him. I think he might just be that weird, not that he’s ‘acting’ like a little kid. I think he is really just that silly. (honestly think about it, isn’t Carrot Top not that much different in comparison, and how old is that guy?) As far as Carlos Mencia, I would love to see a deathmatch between him and Joe Rogan, man those 2 hate each other….
June 23rd, 2006 at 6:19 am
There’s no way he’s going to sell enough shirts by the end of the month to save the house.