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By: Steve Sloan

Steve Sloan — Fri, 10 Jun 2005 03:29:34 +0000

Thanks for clicking on the lame-ass “psychic pet finder” ads on Witchthorn. I finally found out that I have to have “contextual content” or some such shit in order to have COMIC STRIP ADS on a COMIC STRIP SITE! I hate google.

However, thanks to kind people like you (and I guarantee this — you will go to Heaven!) I have earned almost USD 9.50 in 8 months, with almost 45,000 unique page impressions.

I’m thinking that if I can generate Yahoo-type traffic, I may be able to quit my second job at…. Wendy’s!

By: Loa

Loa — Thu, 09 Jun 2005 18:27:03 +0000

lol, great.

By: chadvavra

chadvavra — Thu, 09 Jun 2005 17:10:17 +0000

I am scared.
really really scared, in a weird way.

oh, and sorry. I’m taken.

By: Loa

Loa — Thu, 09 Jun 2005 04:32:02 +0000

Well, chadvavra:

You obviously have a great sense of humor because you frequent a site like this.
Loyalty and consideration of others because you took the time to click those links.
Compassion because you want the yirmamuh people to do well.
You’re a good conversationalist, you’re willing to initiate a talk, not just react.
You have big dreams because you have your own published website.
You’re friendly, and you just need compassion, like all of us do.

Chadvavra, I don’t know quite how to put this, but I love you, truly and deeply, and always will. I want to be with you forever, and I want you to be with me forever, you know that I will always be yours now and always, and now I ask: Chadvavra, will you be mine? Chadvavra, will you marry me?

Take some time to think about it, it’s a difficult decision.

By: chadvavra

chadvavra — Wed, 08 Jun 2005 21:08:18 +0000

I clicked them all and if they had google ads visible without having to scroll I clicked a couple of them too.

Love me.