Oblige Me
If the Grim Reaper showed up, would you ask him questions or try to beat him at Parker Brothers board games like Bill and Ted did? I probably would.
Hypothetically speaking, if you could ask Death one question, what would it be? I mean, knowing now that he doesn’t know what’s beyond the gates. I’d ask him if OJ really killed his wife, because he would have been pretty close there and likely witnessed it right? DAMN, come to think of it, Death would make a great detective show or something.
Whoa…. did you hear that Steve Irwin (Crocodile Hunter) pulled the stingray barb from his chest himself!? Then the next minute he died. It’s all on film too. That guy was a machine. You know, I don’t feel like joking about his death, I honestly liked that guy. I always knew it was coming some day, but WOW. I wonder what he would have asked Death?
These things are on my mind.
Recent Topics: heaven, hell, death, grim reaper, near death experience, Bill and Ted
September 6th, 2006 at 3:43 am
I would ask Death, who was the best celebrity, personality wise did he meet? But I think Irwin would of asked, will his family be alright. I know from how he and Terri were on tv, family meant alot to him.
September 6th, 2006 at 4:48 am
I for one would ask him if there was ever a “death-by-arse-punch”
Then i’d punch that boney arse real good!
September 6th, 2006 at 4:52 am
I’d ask him how he got the job. There would have to be something interesting behind that.
September 6th, 2006 at 5:47 am
shit that better come out on youtube next week!
September 6th, 2006 at 7:42 am
I’d tackle Death. I mean, if like Drew wrote, he’s only there to deliver you to the Gates, then why not? Sure, you’re probably going to lose, but what if you didn’t? You’re the new Death! Either that or after you snagged on him you could run around with his scythe yelling, “Neener neener neener! I got your farm tool thingy!”
TlalocW
September 6th, 2006 at 8:27 am
Hey DJ,
I liked and admired the guy too but if we can’t make fun of his death who can we make fun of?
It’s not like he was in a wheelchair or anything
PS: “The Seventh Seal” http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0050976/
September 6th, 2006 at 8:49 am
Oh hey, Don’t get me wrong– I admired Christopher Reeve too! hahahah
I just feel bad about Steve Irwin for some reason. Sure he was a wacky nutcase, but it seemed he really loved what he was doing and died doing it.
That said, if I hadn’t had already planned on Chapter Two running this week, I would have likely done a STEVE IRWIN IN HELL strip.
September 6th, 2006 at 8:55 am
“STEVE IRWIN IN HELL” HAHHAHA
“Crikey! Look at the size of the demon!
Don’t worry fella.
I don’t wanna hurt ya.
I’m just gonna put this tagger on yir ear and let you go back to ya home.”
September 6th, 2006 at 9:00 am
I’m picturing him jumping onto the back of big demon and saying
“Look at the size of these horns!”
“Demons Rule!”
Steve Irwin: Demon Hunter???
September 6th, 2006 at 10:33 am
Personally, I think Steve Irwin should go to heaven, not hell. While he’s there, he can have a fucking FIELD DAY wrestling down and tagging animal-headed Egyptian deities.
I mean, hell, they even had a CROCODILE GOD! I’d like to see Steve Irwin take on the Egyptian Crocodile God.
September 6th, 2006 at 11:22 am
K, DJ, you SO need to do a Steve Irwin strip! I’d love to see your twisted take on it, and I bet he would appreciate the humour as well.
September 6th, 2006 at 1:17 pm
http://www.joecartoon.com/pages/goanna_anim
Crikey!
September 6th, 2006 at 1:55 pm
Sluggy Freelance had a storyline where their Crocodile Hunter character was turned into a demon (accidentally) by the Dimension of Pain demons who were after Torg. He then started turning his attention to the various demons, much to their horror.
http://www.sluggy.com/daily.php?date=001023
TlalocW
September 6th, 2006 at 1:56 pm
First I felt bad about MrCrikey. Then CNN showed the clip of him dangling his baby infront of a snapping croc in front of a huge audience.
September 6th, 2006 at 4:59 pm
Speaking of Death having his own show: have you never seen “Dead like Me” ? It’s currently running on sci-fi.
Silv3r has a point, too.
September 6th, 2006 at 6:10 pm
Steve Irwin WASN’T killed by a stingray . The stingray story is only to preserve his posterity . The poor blimey was accidentally humped to death by a nearsighted manatee ……the horror,,,the horror…
September 6th, 2006 at 6:40 pm
Fuck that shit , man ! I’m all about the clam , baby !!
September 6th, 2006 at 8:28 pm
You guys missed the obvious question: What’s the stupidest death the Reaper ever saw? There has GOT to be some good stories there.
September 6th, 2006 at 8:55 pm
http://www.darwinawards.com/ best place for stories of death
ask death ?? can the llama have toooo much drama ?
September 6th, 2006 at 9:43 pm
Brandon Lewis is doing a good take on Steve Irwin in Heaven in his Mousewax strip at http://www.mousewax.com. He knows how to do tasteful Dead Irwin jokes.
September 7th, 2006 at 12:22 am
Coyoty ,
Just went to the site to read the strips . If you think that’s the quality ha - ha then your head is up your arse , mate.
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