Kid Rock + Scott Stapp Video
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It’s no secret that I just flat out don’t like Scott Stapp. From the minute I heard him sing, you could tell all he was was a two-bit Eddie Vedder clone. They filled a great gap in pop music because Pearl Jam and Vedder wanted to lie low and stay out of the spotlight and not be total sellouts…. so Creed fell into that gap with about 15 other bands feeding that audience of posers. (Sorry if you’re a Creed fan, it’s the god’s honest truth.)
Now, I don’t have any feelings for Kid Rock at all. His songs have gotten stuck in my head from time to time and he’s generally entertaining, but I can’t help but feel that whatever little credibility he had maybe got shot right out into space by starring in this low budget porn tape with Scott Stapp. — Oh, you thought it was a joke? Nope. Here’s a link to a forum with some pictures (work safe by the way) and a link to a preview that’s also work safe. — Of course, we all know this isn’t an “unauthorized” video of any sort… this was totally orchestrated and put out by these two media darlings. And they were probably paid handsomly to sit around and get BJs from pornstar groupies.
Anyway, this was joyous news to me as a Scott Stapp hater, because, well, it cements the fact that he’s a lowlife scumbag.
Recent Topics: Scott Stapp, Kid Rock, unauthorized video
February 17th, 2006 at 4:19 am
AHHHHH!!!!
I never, EVER wanted to think about Scott Stapp’s schlong!!!
February 17th, 2006 at 7:17 am
I just threw up a little bit in my mouth.
February 17th, 2006 at 8:24 am
I think my brother described Creed best: They had a great alternative sound. And they used it to create elevator music.
February 17th, 2006 at 10:27 am
It’s pretty easy to fool Stapp…
http://tomluv.livejournal.com/13923.html
February 17th, 2006 at 10:52 am
I used to have this MP3 of Dave Grohl mocking “Arms Wide Open” (I think it was from some radio show or something). It was pretty entertaining–I seem to remember the line “Enunciate-uh the way I please-uh.” That Dave Grohl is a funny guy.
February 17th, 2006 at 11:38 am
I remember that, charlando. Thought it was stage banter from a Foo Fighters concert, but maybe not. I tried singing it to the girl I was dating at the time, who got mad at me for making fun of a guy singing about his son.
Yeah, that one didn’t work out.
February 17th, 2006 at 6:07 pm
Great comic… but news abounds… in less than three hours I am going to be at NINE INCH NAILS in Lincoln, NE!! Hanging out with my wang out… rocking out with my c*ck out! I tried to impress upon my coworkers how this is going to kick what-ever-they-are-doing-this-weekend’s ass.. but they failed to recognize… meh.. what would one expect in an software shop… Oh and it’s ass cold outside so I am probably going to get pneumonia and die after the concert on the way back to my car.. so it goes..
Everyone have a kick ass weekend!
Much love,
Jeremy from Omaha, NE
February 17th, 2006 at 8:20 pm
Hah! I win! My fiancee would not believe this existed and the forum was down so I found a preview of it online! It includes Scott Stapp getting his nipple licked, but no sex.
http://www.thesuperficial.com/archives/2006/02/16/scott_stapp_and_kid_rock_make.html
AVERT YOUR EYES!
February 17th, 2006 at 10:18 pm
Gene Simmons could kick Scott Stapp’s ass with one hand (and his tongue) tied behind his back.
OH YEEAAAAAHHHH!!!!!!
February 18th, 2006 at 12:03 am
Wait, Kid Rock and Scott Stapp make a porno together, or, you know, TOGETHER?
February 18th, 2006 at 8:45 am
Hah. Scott Stapp and Kid Rock actually look pretty awkward around all those hot ladies. Some rock stars they are.
February 18th, 2006 at 12:33 pm
Love how you drew Sapp with manboobies.
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February 1st, 2008 at 4:20 pm
Thanks for sharing