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September 13th, 2005

Judge Roberts, Reptilian?

Am I the only one catching a serious “V” reptilian vibe from Judge John Roberts?

Judge John Roberts, Alien?

My wife has commented on his weird eyes, and I’m frankly just waiting for him to peel off his skin to reveal his true self.

True Self

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15 Responses to “Judge Roberts, Reptilian?”

  1. teknik Says:

    He certainly does have that psycho-savant look about him. Like he’s tracking slow moving prey..

  2. Adam Black Says:

    Best 80s flashback I’ve had all day!

  3. Alien Advocate Says:

    Perhaps You shouldn’t ask so many questions.

    I Take it that You enjoy your life the way it is…
    Just leave this issue alone.

  4. Tim Says:

    drop it. if you cherish your life and the life of those you love, drop it

  5. Eddie Says:

    When he shoves a live rodent into his mouth, I will believe.

    I will believe!

  6. Sound Says:

    lol those of u that posted to drop it and stuff do realize ur ip was recorded? :x

  7. Eddie Says:

    Sound, do you remember that old series V?

    Those warnings would actually fit. Once you figure out why they fit then you’ll feel foolish.

    I won’t go into what V was about so you can have fun doing the research.

  8. psychoandy Says:

    That’s a good call on her part. I KNEW he looked familiar, I just couldn’t place it.

    And you just know that’s a pseudonym. John Roberts? Yeah, RIGHT, alien overlord….

  9. Neil Says:

    Is it just me, or is he trying to hypnotise people via that picture?

  10. Drammach Says:

    Reptilian Overlord.. that is funny..
    Of course, you’ve just given heart attacks to all those people out there that actually believe there are aliens among us..

  11. motbob Says:

    I, for one, welcome our reptilian overlords

  12. ctuttle Says:

    My wife commented last night on his eyes as well. And I thought that his pupils were so small because of the bright camera lights on him…. now I have to rethink that!

  13. Robert Says:

    You’re looking to the wrong movie/tv series for his origin — think about it, Bush has surrounded himself with people named John (John Roberts, John Snow is Secretary of the Treasury, John Walters heads the Office of National Drug Control Policy, John Ashcroft was Attorney General). They’re all evil aliens from the eighth dimension! That’s why they don’t care about the consequences of their actions — after all, Dubya has been heard to mutter “It’s not my damned planet, monkey-boy!” Now, if only Buckaroo Banzai and teh Hong Kong Cavaliers would arrive to save the day…

  14. Alexander Molokhov Says:

    Hmm, now this wouldn’t have happenedif a certain space program, which shall remain nameless, hadn’t shot a certain space probe into a certain comet, thereby upsetting the natural order and balance of the universe! Now it is up to all of us to rain the silencing fury of the gods down upon his head.

    Seriously though, I can’t believe you Americans elected that @$$hat again, now he gets to appoint two subserviant and unthinking puppet @$$hats to your supreme court… Let the silencing begin.

  15. Gooper Says:

    I tell you, he is an alien. Probably an android, to boot! As Plain John Roberts (generic name cobbled from NYC phone book), he can assume his lofty position with mechanical grace. Think of all the servo/pizo motors and mother boards inside that guy! He was assembled in the same factory as Condi. The corporation that owns it got the coveted All-Andomeda Galaxy Award for “producing utterly believable androids to pull the wool over dumbo American Earthlings’ eyes”.

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