Comments on: Jesus VS Superman

By: martin

martin — Fri, 06 Apr 2007 23:51:06 +0000

ok jesse jesus cured the sick a the local temple who cares superman saved the earth from a giant asteriod

By: Matt Buchwald

Matt Buchwald — Wed, 24 May 2006 15:51:02 +0000

JamieCOTC: I like how you can state those “she was nots” so definitively when there is nothing in the bible that definitively states either way. There’s little things, like writing styles of the authors and the ways they refer to people that suggest some things though.

By: Brien

Brien — Wed, 24 May 2006 11:51:40 +0000

Well in MY Bible fanfiction, Jesus and Mary Magdalene had a child named Jehan. He grew up to be even more powerful than Jesus, saving the world many times. Eventually he wished his father back to life. The title is “Blood Is Thicker” and it takes place after the Fish and Loaves saga. It is best read while listening to Linkin Park’s latest album.

By: DJ

DJ — Wed, 24 May 2006 00:21:41 +0000

Whoever said that was Mary Magdalene? Huh? HUH??

By: JamieCOTC

JamieCOTC — Tue, 23 May 2006 20:47:54 +0000

Mary Magdalene was not a prostitute, nor was she the woman “sinner”. She was one of the disciples, of which Jesus had many, both male and female. In other words, she was the world’s first groupie.

And so it shall come to pass that the last panel will be declared to rock. Declared that it rocks, the last panel will always and forever be known as the panel that rocks.

By: Matt Buchwald

Matt Buchwald — Tue, 23 May 2006 11:52:33 +0000

Many Catholics consider Mary Magdalene, the woman “sinner” who annoited Christ’s feet, and Mary of Bethany (Sister of Martha) to be the same woman. Some believe Mary Magdalene to be different, and the sister of martha/sinner woman to be the same.

Early Church fathers (talking 3rd and 4th century here) held that the sin was that of being unchaste. If was never actually anything binding though, from what I recall. Which isn’t surprising, back in the day, if a woman was so accused of sinning, it was usually for reasons of being unchaste. At the time, I’m sure it was pretty natural to assume some other woman sinner had the same kind of sin, however faulty that logic really is.

By: Fatmansfreedom

Fatmansfreedom — Tue, 23 May 2006 03:08:45 +0000

I’m gunna have to go with Zach on that one, at least about the Clark Kent thing. Superman was something he became after being raised by his earthbound parents. He was first Clark Kent and then he learned of his past. But to be honest who really gives two shits about that KEVIN SPACEY IS PLAYING LEX LUTHER IN THE MOVIE!! how bad ass is that?

By: Zach Miller

Zach Miller — Tue, 23 May 2006 02:42:19 +0000

That theory is generally wrong. Clark Kent is Clark Kent. Superman is his “super” persona. Now Batman, on the other hand, is Batman. Bruce Wayne is the disguise.

By: Darren

Darren — Mon, 22 May 2006 20:35:13 +0000

I like the Kill Bill 2 speech given by David Carradine about how other superheros put on costumes but superman wakes up every day superman and Clark Kent is superman’s costume. It’s how superman saw humans. Weaklings!

By: DJ

DJ — Mon, 22 May 2006 20:31:32 +0000

I beg to differ… that’s not what the newly found BOOK OF WHORES says.