May 22nd, 2006
Jesus VS Superman
I’ll see you all in hell!
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May 22nd, 2006 at 3:19 am
Call me crazy, but I’d be willing to bet a steak grilled by Superman’s eyes would taste horrible. You might as well fry it on the stove–it will result in the same grade of steak.
May 22nd, 2006 at 3:27 am
Heh, let’s see someone try to nail Superman to a cross with a few fucking nails.
…well you know, unless they were kryptonite nails or something…
CHURCH OF SUPERMAN 4EVER!!!
May 22nd, 2006 at 3:34 am
jesus looks WAY cooler! jesus wins
May 22nd, 2006 at 7:44 am
I find Jesus way more relatable that Superman. Jesus was kinda lame, and his message ended up getting him killed. Superman tries to pretend to be lame, even though he’s super-awesome, and everyone likes him (including me… which is why I hate him).
I guess, given Jesus’ God-like powers, he was really just showing restraint, and could kick Superman’s ass if he wanted to. Theoretically, he could fly and transmute matter (ala the wilderness temptation). If you add in those powers, he is way more bitchin’.
May 22nd, 2006 at 7:47 am
BTW: “Only Jesus and Lois know this.” CLASSIC!
ALSO: Open question. Which envisioning of Superman is your favorite? I liked him most in Kingdom Come.
May 22nd, 2006 at 8:37 am
I liked Frank Miller’s version in the original Dark Knight Returns
May 22nd, 2006 at 9:05 am
Personally, I found “Superman For All Seasons” to be one of my favorites.
But I also have to agree with Mojo. Kingdom Come was amazing. Not only for Superman, but many others as well.
May 22nd, 2006 at 10:39 am
I’m loving the Superman strips, DJ. That last panel is classic.
May 22nd, 2006 at 10:49 am
WWSD can get most people killed. WWJD is safer.
Both Jesus and Superman are betrayed by their best friends. (Well, “Smallville” Lex and Earth 2 Lex were Clark’s best friend.)
Superman won’t forgive my sins. Jesus won’t send me to jail after I confess to Him.
Jesus turns water into booze. I’d rather hang around Him. Maybe He can multiply pizza and wings, too.
May 22nd, 2006 at 3:26 pm
Mary Magdalen wasn’t a whore. That was just bullshit instituted by a crazy women-hating Pope. The Catholic church has since retracted that teaching.
May 22nd, 2006 at 3:31 pm
I beg to differ… that’s not what the newly found BOOK OF WHORES says.
May 22nd, 2006 at 3:35 pm
I like the Kill Bill 2 speech given by David Carradine about how other superheros put on costumes but superman wakes up every day superman and Clark Kent is superman’s costume. It’s how superman saw humans. Weaklings!
May 22nd, 2006 at 9:42 pm
That theory is generally wrong. Clark Kent is Clark Kent. Superman is his “super” persona. Now Batman, on the other hand, is Batman. Bruce Wayne is the disguise.
May 22nd, 2006 at 10:08 pm
I’m gunna have to go with Zach on that one, at least about the Clark Kent thing. Superman was something he became after being raised by his earthbound parents. He was first Clark Kent and then he learned of his past. But to be honest who really gives two shits about that KEVIN SPACEY IS PLAYING LEX LUTHER IN THE MOVIE!! how bad ass is that?
May 23rd, 2006 at 6:52 am
Many Catholics consider Mary Magdalene, the woman “sinner” who annoited Christ’s feet, and Mary of Bethany (Sister of Martha) to be the same woman. Some believe Mary Magdalene to be different, and the sister of martha/sinner woman to be the same.
Early Church fathers (talking 3rd and 4th century here) held that the sin was that of being unchaste. If was never actually anything binding though, from what I recall. Which isn’t surprising, back in the day, if a woman was so accused of sinning, it was usually for reasons of being unchaste. At the time, I’m sure it was pretty natural to assume some other woman sinner had the same kind of sin, however faulty that logic really is.
May 23rd, 2006 at 3:47 pm
Mary Magdalene was not a prostitute, nor was she the woman “sinner”. She was one of the disciples, of which Jesus had many, both male and female. In other words, she was the world’s first groupie.
And so it shall come to pass that the last panel will be declared to rock. Declared that it rocks, the last panel will always and forever be known as the panel that rocks.
May 23rd, 2006 at 7:21 pm
Whoever said that was Mary Magdalene? Huh? HUH??
May 24th, 2006 at 6:51 am
Well in MY Bible fanfiction, Jesus and Mary Magdalene had a child named Jehan. He grew up to be even more powerful than Jesus, saving the world many times. Eventually he wished his father back to life. The title is “Blood Is Thicker” and it takes place after the Fish and Loaves saga. It is best read while listening to Linkin Park’s latest album.
May 24th, 2006 at 10:51 am
JamieCOTC: I like how you can state those “she was nots” so definitively when there is nothing in the bible that definitively states either way. There’s little things, like writing styles of the authors and the ways they refer to people that suggest some things though.
April 6th, 2007 at 7:51 pm
ok jesse jesus cured the sick a the local temple who cares superman saved the earth from a giant asteriod