Jesus Christ Astronaut
Now I hope yesterday’s strip makes more sense. Showing you how one of these blasphemous ideas comes to life. In an ironic twist, I actually came up with a pretty cool REAL idea that i can’t talk about. No, it doesn’t involve Jesus…directly.
My kids are back to school now, which is opening up FULL work days for me. HOORAY! It’s the first time in like, NINE years, that we haven’t had a little munchkin on our hands here all day, as our littlest son started full day kindergarten. Awwwwwhh…. They grow pretty fast, that’s for sure. Now our kids kinda RULE their bus stop now, it’s kinda cool.
Behold, cruel world… the Coffman boys are coming….
I’d like to mention briefly how awesome the YES MEN are. They pretty much find ways to socially engineer (bullshit) their way into BIG events and then pretend to be people they aren’t so they can get up and make speeches and humiliate their targets. They just pulled off a BIG ONE yesterday, I caught it on the news in the morning that there was an “imposter” of the leader of HUD at some New Orleans thing. See photos of his speech and a transcript! — looking around their site they also did the same thing with Haliburton, behold Haliburton’s SURVIVAL BALL!
Man, that stuff is way to funny. CHeck out their news sidebar for other greats.
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August 29th, 2006 at 3:48 am
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August 29th, 2006 at 6:59 am
Carl thinks that this is a great idea.
August 29th, 2006 at 10:14 am
Would Jesus really need spacesuit, being the son of God and all? I know he took on man’s form but couldn’t God let him live without air?
August 29th, 2006 at 10:36 am
http://www.toydigger.nl/int_vinyl_jesus.htm
-Steve!
August 29th, 2006 at 11:18 am
Ah hah! So there _will_ be a history of the world part 2!
I guess there will be the Pharisons in their Birds of Pray? Their special weakness: On saturdays their ships are only allowed to go 1000 miles. They are also not allowed to do pretty much anything on that day, including fix leaks, make negotiations, etc.
JCA comes to fix a space colony and spread the Good News… but its a Saturday!
A furious non-confrontation occurs. Imagine the drama!
Some of the best lines:
“Is it right to fix a flux coupling, or unleash a planetary interdiction device on the Sabbathoid?”
“He drives out the Gorb not by the power of God, but by Six of Sixty-Six, kingoid of the Gorb!”
Judas Iscariot, Astronaut recieves an encrypted message from the Pharisoids: it reads: ‘All your Jesus are belong to us. Set up us the Messiah, make your time. 20,000 credits, for great justice!’
DJ, you’re on to something here!
August 29th, 2006 at 12:21 pm
Rayguns are good in all, but what AstroJebus really needs is a frankincense and myrrh saber, with which to smite the unworthy and evil. But, as stated in the comic, only when diplomacy fails.
August 29th, 2006 at 12:39 pm
DJ, your controversial Jesus pales in comparison to the controversial Jesus I created a few months ago…
GAY IMMIGRANT JESUS!
http://www.theaterhopper.com/index.php?date=20060630
The pundits love ‘im!
August 29th, 2006 at 1:11 pm
But it all pales in comparison to my SUPERMAN vs JESUS!
August 29th, 2006 at 1:47 pm
But I thought they were the same person?
Odd that, up until the point, you never saw the two of them in the same room together at the same time.
I’m willing to bet that was some kind of fantastic Jesus-synthoid!
August 29th, 2006 at 3:43 pm
Yeah ! Ha! Ha ! Ha! Now THAT’S some funny shit ! Woooo..I was at the buffet -got my own seat there - one of my followers comes running up and shows me the strip and , like , I totally spit out my 3rd helping of butter fried pork rinds all over the fat guy at the next table ! Awesome - keep it up , D.j. You got a spot at my table ANYTIME , bra’ .
August 30th, 2006 at 1:04 am
I feel a t-shirt coming on……….