March 6th, 2006
How To Beat The Crane Machine
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March 6th, 2006 at 3:59 am
“Now I can go home and light it on fire.” Damn, that made me laugh.
Oh, and everybody who hasn’t read Crackerz, go out and buy it NOW! Very funny - and sad but true - stuff.
March 6th, 2006 at 6:18 am
uh uh..i want the venimous cobra
March 6th, 2006 at 6:21 am
You know, there is a simpler and possibly less illegal way of beating the evil crane machine. It requires one very small little brother, a crane machine with a door large enough for him to crawl through, and an older brother who is unscrupulous enough to manipulate the door for him and grab onto the toys.
Must’ve gotten ten of the toys out of the damn thing before our mom or anyone else noticed. She made us put them all back though. ;_;
March 6th, 2006 at 8:26 am
One of my fondest memories from high school was during my dinky town’s Fall Festival. One of the popular girls was trying a crane machine over and over again to get a little monkey doll, and she ran out of money trying. I went over, plunked in 25 cents and got it on the first try. She looked at me sweetly with hope in her eyes, and I gave it to her, and we were eventually married and lived happily ever after.
Actually, I smiled smugly, walked off, and hung the monkey from the mirror of my bitchin’ camaro for the rest of my high school career. She was always pissed off at me whenever she saw my car for some reason.
Best 25 cents ever.
TlalocW
March 6th, 2006 at 8:53 am
Hey now, if it wasn’t for one those claw machines I wouldn’t have the pirate alligator that now guards the dresser in the bedroom.
An alligaor that, for some utterly inexplicable reason, wound up named Gilbert N. Sullivan…
Tequila and pancakes… a bad combination. (claw machine was at a Perkins pancake house)
March 6th, 2006 at 8:59 am
so when can we see larry the cable guy burn on celebrity torch squad?
it’d be nice.
also
i like the ring of “celebrity torch squad”.
March 6th, 2006 at 11:18 am
Ooooh… I like that. If Jar-Jar can be tackled and set on fire then Larry the Cable Guy should have the same fate after uttering his stupid, “Git ‘er done!” catchphrase.
TlalocW
March 6th, 2006 at 12:19 pm
Is that Smokey the Sheik that Drew has in his hand in panel 4?
March 6th, 2006 at 2:41 pm
Shouldn’t be too long until we hear Larry make one of his ever so funny generic fart jokes out of the whole being lit on fire thing…
September 15th, 2007 at 3:35 pm
well I just played about a 1000 free games on a clawmachine on the web at Superclaw.com. It is so addicting…somebody tell me how I can quit! Please help me. thanks,
Scoutmaster
September 15th, 2007 at 3:41 pm
Superclaw.com the only online claw machine.