Happy New Year!
In following our weird tradition here, we send off old 2k5 in style. To see how he came into this world, you’d have to go ALL the way back t0 January 8th of 2005, when Baby Metro-Sexual new year joined us. Here’s a link to that.
Now, who will the NEW baby new year be? I have no idea at this very moment. I’m not even sure if I’ll continue this tradition or not. What do you guys think?
I spent our New Year’ Eve night here at the tiki bar with the family. The Dick Clark thing was on TV while I had the Howard Stern special on Sirius satellite radio in the corner. Howard was suppossed to call in at midnight, and that he did. At first it didn’t sound like him at all, because he said he was way hungover after two bottles of wine earlier in the night. He talked for quite a while and then ended up having the Howard100 News team play his first night on WNBC where he was on overnight where they played way gay music all night and acted like he was a gay guy “Lance Eluction”. Howard setup the clips and what was going on during these times. It was really funny stuff…. and, history in the making. Stern fans are in for a real treat on the 9th. Can’t wait.
And you know, Dick Clark… wow man. He looked fine when the tv was on mute, but when I unmuted to listen to the countdown… MAN, it just didn’t sound like Clark at all. I think they’ve replaced him with a CLARKBOT. ALmost like Dr. Doom has DOOMBOTS. It took everything in me not to make a joke about “THE STROKE of midnight”—- I’m on the highway to hell.
Join me in 2006, Won’t you?
Recent Topics: Baby New Year, New Year, “New Year”, 2006, Howard Stern, Lance Eluction, Sirius, Satellite Radio
January 2nd, 2006 at 4:03 am
You just HAD to make him off screen, I wanted to see the old man burn BURN! Oh and fireworks would have been more with the New years spirit! Great strip DJ!
January 2nd, 2006 at 5:34 am
Listening to Dick Clark was depressing more than anything else. All I could do while he mumbled was feel bad for him.
January 2nd, 2006 at 10:54 am
How about Apathy Baby New Year or Depressed BNY? Something who doesn’t care about anything. I mean, how often do we really talk about them? Twice a year? That’s depressing for them.
January 2nd, 2006 at 12:40 pm
More like armageddon baby, since thats what everyones talking about lately.
January 2nd, 2006 at 1:28 pm
You should do an Emo or Goth or perhaps a Scene Baby New Year. It seams that every other teen I know, including myself, is either emo, goth, or scene.
January 2nd, 2006 at 1:49 pm
I like SoUnDbYtE’s idea. Make the 2006 “Baby New Year”, the Armageddon Baby… the second coming of Christ!!!
January 2nd, 2006 at 3:13 pm
The new 2006 baby should be a penguin, because those f’ers are everywhere these days. Then, in another 365, it can be suitably slaughtered, with commentary by Morgan Freeman.
January 2nd, 2006 at 3:59 pm
I’ll throw my hat in for … who else? Reactionary Neocon Baby New Year! With the political clime we live it, it only makes sense.
January 2nd, 2006 at 4:40 pm
I love these strips and have been looking forward to it! You HAVE to continue them DJ!
January 2nd, 2006 at 5:27 pm
I resolve… to click on at least two or three banners when I am here… I hope that makes a difference in someone’s pocketbooks… preferably DJs… most likely Calipso’s…
- love jeremy
January 2nd, 2006 at 7:32 pm
Summer Movie Remake Baby? I like both Armageddon and Reactionary Neocon.
January 2nd, 2006 at 8:21 pm
How about the AT&T/SBC/Cingular…etc. Sponsored Baby New Year brought to you this year by Chase Manhatten or Bank One. Since everything is now sponsored why not have baby New Year be the “Starbucks/Huntington/iPod/Texas Instruments Baby New Year” or something more clever….
January 3rd, 2006 at 11:59 am
I’ve still got the panel with Barry Bonds posted up by my desk from last year. It cracks me up every time I see it. Thanks for an awesome 2005!