Don’t make me bust a cap in your Blawg!
Site news and crap inside…. just clearing my thoughts…
Ok, I think I found a minor solution to our CPU usage on the the host’s servers. Hopefully it cools off. The main page should load faster for folks thanks to that plugin that Kashani suggested. Thanks a ton man! I also ditched the tagboard, which wasnt being used as much as the comment features here, and was eating precious CPU.
You know what? Phuck CPU. That’s what I think.
In other news… welcome our first REAL troll to Yirmumah, William G.! Who’s bitterly been posting about how I’m a fanboy and angry that we got all this free attention from Penny Arcade, so I guess that makes us fanboys because they linked us… yeah. What I and other regulars find amusing is, how he slams me for criticizing Cat Garza, but then turns around and is doing the same thing to us by berating our strip and calling us dumb or whatever. Way to get your point across! Let’s hear from some Yirmumah sycophants…
Jim Writes: “Ye gods William, DJ is just stirring the pot, it’s what he does. Sit back and enjoy the ride.”
Brandon Carr says: “DJ is DJ. He’s a solid cartoonist, a brilliant strategist, and a fucking loudmouth. That’s DJ. As to whether or not he cares about hits or other webcomics, who cares? If challenged, he attacks with the claws out. That’s all you need to know, other than his URL to read his damn comic.
He also gives a hell of a full body massage, but that’s another story…”
Toby Mcguire writes via e-mail: “Hi, I’m Toby Mcguire, you may know me from such films as Spiderman and Seabiscuit. I just wanted to e-mail you and say not to waste your time with ambulance chasers like William G., he’s just mad because no one cares about his work, while we all love Yirmumah.”
Holy crap! Tobey McGuire reads our webcomic. We’re in the money…. we’re in the money! You know what, William G should stop riding our crotch so much, and go attack JOE AND MONKEY who put Will Wheaton in their comic strip and then got linked from his blog. Zach Miller is a sellout t-shirt salesman! 
Seriously though… people think these things really effect me or get on my nerves, but i just find them entertaining. Your negative energy just fuels my spite engine further, so keep it coming, please.
My wife put things in perspective for me when she told me about one of her patients who had Lou Gehrig’s disease and pretty much can’t move, barely talk, swallow or breathe on his own. But he still wants to live……I mean, imagine that for a second. Damn.
But then the evil side of me thinks, WOW, what a cool disease to wish upon my enemies!
But then the good side says… damn man, that’s wrong. I sure am glad “I” don’t have that.
June 21st, 2005 at 6:46 pm
My negative energy just fuels my spite engine further, so keep it coming, please.
Huh.
Okay. Um…. I hate you. You suck. Your mother, even at the old age of 80, sluttier than a drunk french prostitute in spring. She’d bang a lizard if it meant she could get achieve the slightest bit of physical pleasure to affirm the void that is her life.
Also, um… I don’t like your sentence structure. Yeah. Its sucks. Real bad.
June 21st, 2005 at 6:53 pm
Meh! C’mon man, that’s like watered down gasoline when you force it like that.
June 21st, 2005 at 7:19 pm
I’d actually like to see MORE spite in the strips. that’s just me. I like me some raging, lunatic Bob, pissing all over people’s shoes. Maybe some zombies. Zombies are always good for a laugh
June 21st, 2005 at 8:40 pm
Especially celebrity zombies…
b
June 21st, 2005 at 10:34 pm
douche
June 21st, 2005 at 10:39 pm
I’m not totally sure but I think our strip, the ass cancer one, might have been of of the most hateful things on this site.
Someday Karma is really going to bite me in the ass.
Woinx
June 22nd, 2005 at 2:25 am
I am totally a sell out. People should attack me.
Also, Fear and Loathing’s Toby Mcquire reads Yirmumah? If I was to believe that I would say that’s crazy. Crazy sexy cool.
I WILL REFERENCE TLC WHENEVER THE HELL I FEEL LIKE IT! EAT IT!
June 22nd, 2005 at 2:27 am
How’d a q end up in place of a g there? My hands won’t obey my commands. Stupid hands.
June 22nd, 2005 at 11:33 am
What dont understand about you DJ is if you’re married, why do you act like a 15 year old with his first web connection?
Between this lovely note you threw at me in email:
“You’d better hope you stay in Japan and never meet me in person anywhere…
that’s for sure.”
…and that bit of internet ego masturbation/ revisionism up above… Damn! There’s little more to say about you that you dont make prefectly obvious.
Integrity and morals: They’re your friends DJ, don’t shun them.
June 22nd, 2005 at 11:41 am
Lookie! The Troll took the troll bate! Howdy troll!
June 22nd, 2005 at 12:17 pm
Okay DJ, you win.
I’m big enough to admit when I’m outclassed in the realm of internet dick-measuring contests. You’ve truely shown me once and for all what sort of man you really are.
June 22nd, 2005 at 12:19 pm
Just one more thing: Are you still going to beat me up if you see me at a con?
I dont want to be living in fear for the rest of my life.
June 22nd, 2005 at 12:50 pm
I’ll beat you up if I see you at a con.
….I dont ever go to cons but your ass is GRASS willy G!
June 22nd, 2005 at 12:51 pm
He’s not really a very good troll, is he…
June 22nd, 2005 at 1:02 pm
Give me time, Duanne. I only discovered I was one yesterday after DJ ran out of abuse to hurl at me.
Seriously people, DO NOT get into a pissing contest with this guy. He’s the webcomic Mike Tyson.
June 22nd, 2005 at 1:21 pm
He bit half my ear off at SPX…
b
June 22nd, 2005 at 1:29 pm
I read an article a few weeks ago about a kid who was talking crap about some band on his myspace.com account. Those guys showed up at some other concert he said he was going to be at and beat the shit out of him. It was a straight-edge band, and I don’t know a lot about that scene, but i guess that’s not all that uncommon.
June 22nd, 2005 at 1:38 pm
The problem is… I’m a man. Chalk full of testosterone. So yeah, if someone came up and talked some shit at me like you flung at me– yeah, you probably deserve a good pop on the mouth.
So do I… I’m sure, but when people see me, they usually become all friendly and go
“hahahaa, that crazy stuff we talked on the internet, you know I was only messin!”
You say I need integrity and honor? What about you? You can’t even stay away from posting a reply here. Soon you’ll be know as “Willy G: The man who can’t stop trolling”
Look at how I shot you down on hypercomics.net and actually ADDED to the conversation there, while you just kept on trollin like a bitch. Seriously, you need to learn to just shut up and stop. If we bother you that much, just ignore us, right???
No no, not Willy G.: the man who can’t stop trolling.
June 22nd, 2005 at 2:37 pm
But if you talk in a reasonable manner with him he can actually turn it off and not talk like an asshole.
June 22nd, 2005 at 2:45 pm
I can’t reason with other assholes. It’s just not built into my programming.
June 22nd, 2005 at 3:21 pm
This is for Willy G.
You said DJ ran out of abuse to hurl at you?
Well, well, well………..I got a f’n shit load of abuse for you motherfucker!!!!
Just to clear things up, DJ has something you may not be use to and it’s called a life.
He has a very popular website, he’s a talented artist, he has a wife, he has children, he has a house, and he has regular sex.
You have no job [It’s ok I love working so you dont have to!] your not an artist, your a f’n retard! You have no wife, no children [although you probally like children, you sick fuck!] you probally live in your parents’ basement, and only sex you get involves your fingers and your asshole. Your a waste of space son.
Guess what, Jesus loves me…for real. Jesus hates you, he told me.
Like one day last week me and Jesus was playing GTA Vice City, drinking some wine and eating some bread and he said:
“Yeah I really do hate that motherfucking Willy G, he’s a real motherfucker..ya know what I mean Cracka? Like one day I made water into wine and that motherfucker wasnt impressed. Well he’ll be impressed when he does have sex with a girl and ends up with a really kick ass venerial disease that’s never been heard of.”
True f’n story, me and Jesus are cool like that!
Hey Willy I was fucking your moms pussy one day and I came upon something, actually I came on your mothers face. My bad….
It came to me that Im an asshole and I love making wanna-be-assholes feel like shit.
Speaking of shit, how does it feel to have you shit packed in??? You f’n worthless faggot! Oh well back to work.
June 22nd, 2005 at 3:24 pm
If anybody got offended by my crude humor I just portrayed minutes ago I would like to say that Im very sorry. But on the record I just want to let Willy know that Jesus really does hate him.
June 22nd, 2005 at 4:55 pm
I love you, Keith.
To play devil’s advocate, Willy G. is a halfway decent artist with his own webcomic endeavors. I’m sure it does get under his skin when the crust of the webcomics toilet gets more attention than his stuff.
We’re happy on the toilet though. And obviously, Willy G is a very miserable person.
June 22nd, 2005 at 5:16 pm
is that were jesus was, he told me that he was going to help me move but he had to help some lepers. damn even jesus doesnt like walking up and down three flights of stairs.
June 22nd, 2005 at 5:28 pm
Having a fun filled day at work. I seen a fucking midget today! or was it an evil umpa-loompa looking for something other than sweet chocolate???? The world will never know, nor will it ever fucking care…….
June 22nd, 2005 at 6:01 pm
DJ, you are officially DA MAN now. Willy G himself admitted that you have the Biggest Dick on The Magical InnerWeb! Hoo hah for you!
(I’m jealous)
You really need to draw Bob administering the Brick of Silence to some of these people, though. I’d pay good Monopoly money to see that.
June 22nd, 2005 at 10:36 pm
Uh-oh… looks like poor Yirmumah caught the Will G. bug… it’s been going around the Intarweb for a while. Keep him as long as you want, if it means he’ll post less on I’m Just Saying!!
June 23rd, 2005 at 2:01 am
“The problem is… I’m a man.”
This debatable. You can’t even own up to your own responsibilites.
“Chalk full of testosterone.”
This is not debatable.
“So yeah, if someone came up and talked some shit at me like you flung at me– yeah, you probably deserve a good pop on the mouth.”
So, are you or are you not going to beat me up when you see me at a con…. You know, if you start tossing threats around, you should be wiling to go through with them. And while we’re at it, do you plan to go up to Scott McCLoud and call him a pussy to his face? Or anyone else you’ve atacked from the safety of your blog? You claim that you DO back up your words. But, I know you’re full of shit.
We both know you wont, because we both know that you talk big shit, but shit is all it is. You pretending to be anything but another shrill obnoxious fanboy is pretty laughable.
You make a lot of noise because that’s what the rest of these mouth-breathers posting here like to see, but that’s it. I mean, you’re happy with the adoration of people who’d make great Jerry Springer guests, and that’s fine. You’ve worked hard to get up to their level.
But I feel sorry for whatever kids you may happen to have. What a shining example you’ll be to them when the biggest acheivements you can show them is that you hurl abuse at people from the safety of your website. Something they can tell their friends about with pride, no doubt.
DJ, you’re fanboy trash. That’s all you’ll ever be.
I already told you that I’ll meet you at the airport if you do want to back up the shit you thew at me. Put up or shut up little man.
June 23rd, 2005 at 3:22 am
I see this kind of people exists in every country. Just act like he doesn’t exist, like we do with George Bush.
June 23rd, 2005 at 3:39 am
“Oh nos! None of the big guys are linking my stuff, so when someone else gets linked, I’ll call them suckups. When they call me on being an idiot, I’m going to continue to bother them because I’m an asshat.” - William G.
When you start pissing on other people /at their own site/, you step into the realm of “whiny bitch” and “ignorant troll”. If that’s all you ever want to be, then please continue, eventually we will be able to smell the stench of forum troll on you in the real world.
Until you have something positive to add to the conversation, just write your comic, piss and moan on your own web page, and leave the rest of the webcomics community alone, please?
June 23rd, 2005 at 6:26 am
William G: - Ok, I’ll get right on a plane to fucking Korea just to smite your ass. Ok? Meet me there in…18 hours. Look for the guy who looks like Curly from the 3 stooges. Actually, you might find it a coincidence that I have inlaws in South Korea whom I can actually come and visit while smiting your ass. Dude, I’d be known as the ONLY webcomic creator to fly ALL THE WAY TO SOUTH KOREA TO BEAT A GUYS ASS. That would be awesome!
Seriously… Ask anyone that’s met me at a con. I back up EXACTLY what I say, and I take it even further to your face and would probably humiliate you in public. If that would be to your liking… PLEASE come to a convention. Ask someone like T-Campbell, who sat on a panel with me at SPX– ask him how abrassive i can be. Or maybe ask both Diamond Comics brand managers, like Steve Leaf, who I talked a good amount of trash about and he came to talk to me there and I broke him down to. you’d just be getting in line, trust me.
Would I call Scott McCloud a pussy to his face? Hell yes! Especially if he came over to call me on it. I’d say: “Hey man, you did it yourself, getting caught up in the crapfest. You posted the pussified retort and then took it down, which looked very pussified. It was never in your nature to talk tough or call people to the carpet–stick to more scholarly pursuits next time–now get me a water, pussy boy!” THATS EXACTLY WHAT I’D SAY! Take that, Scott McCloud!
I would take this much more seriously if it wasn’t noted for fact that you seem to go around to many other places and troll like this….and all from your safety of your computer ….in SOUTH KOREA??? WTF???
Ok, i have a plane to catch. BBS.
June 23rd, 2005 at 12:56 pm
AND willy g., I’ll have you know that Jerry Springer is a FINE man. His words taught me and my 360 pound whore/lover that despite the kinks in our relationship, we could work it out. After my ex hit me with a chair and right before I lost consciousness, I realized that I’m better than petty bickering and wordplay. A lesson that I think you ought to learn willy G. Jerry could teach you a valuable lesson. you just have to stick around until he reveals his final thoughts. then it all makes sense.
June 24th, 2005 at 1:05 pm
Yo Willy what’s up fuckface? Nice day to give you some mo’ f’n abuse……
Why dont you shut the fuck up and leave everybody alone, your nothing a cum stain in a porno theater. That’s all you are motherfucker!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
June 24th, 2005 at 3:00 pm
nothing but a cum stain in a porno theater.
I type sloppy.