April 18th, 2006
Crazy Gray Night

Hey- another monthly sponsor has rolled in, let’s welcome The Book of Biff. Let’s be honest, couldn’t everyone use a forehead VCR?
Recent Topics: American Idol, Taylor Hicks, taylor hicks

Hey- another monthly sponsor has rolled in, let’s welcome The Book of Biff. Let’s be honest, couldn’t everyone use a forehead VCR?
Recent Topics: American Idol, Taylor Hicks, taylor hicks
April 18th, 2006 at 10:14 am
Seriously. How fucking amazing would it be to have a trapdoor of death installed in your home?
I would so trapdoor my smelly-ass mailman.
Are you a gator man, DJ? Or do you prefer Punji Stakes?
April 18th, 2006 at 10:18 am
I’m a “Pool of Piranha” Man myself.
April 18th, 2006 at 10:56 am
don’t forget the classic death ray, although don’t go for any made before the 80’s those use tubes and take a good 5 minutes to warm up
another helpful hint, don’t mark the spot with a giant ‘X’, people get suspicious when they see a giant bloody ‘X’
April 18th, 2006 at 11:41 am
You can’t go wrong with laser-mounted sharks.
SNL had a fake commercial for a reliable trap door company several years ago.
April 18th, 2006 at 3:55 pm
I prefer the “when you least expect it, an angry badger will be dropped in your lap… right after a delicious, juicy… uh… whatever it is that badgers eat” method of vengeance. Death rays and trapdoors ARE nice though.
April 18th, 2006 at 4:39 pm
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May 1st, 2006 at 1:06 am
What’s wrong with the Mutant Cow from Outer Space Method? And BTW I love the reference to 2001: A Space Odyssey in frame 3
April 7th, 2007 at 10:24 am
[…] Flash forward to 2006. Still could care less about “Idol,” but my comic artist buddy D.J. Coffman finds himself rooting for Taylor Hicks, whom he knows by the fan nickname “Gray Charles.” Hicks rolls on to win the whole shebang, while DJ got several great strips out of the debacle. […]