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]]> By: fason http://yirmumah.net/behold-superman-returns/#comment-9040 fason Fri, 19 May 2006 22:39:23 +0000 http://yirmumah.net/behold-superman-returns/#comment-9040 look! up in the sky! it's a super wedgie! thank you, from alabama. look! up in the sky! it’s a super wedgie!

thank you, from alabama.

]]> By: Coyoty http://yirmumah.net/behold-superman-returns/#comment-9039 Coyoty Fri, 19 May 2006 22:07:18 +0000 http://yirmumah.net/behold-superman-returns/#comment-9039 "Behold! I'm FULL!!!" "Behold! Wonder Woman is right in front of me! I'm gonna get me some'a *that*..." "Behold! The bathroom ran out of paper towels!" “Behold! I’m FULL!!!”

“Behold! Wonder Woman is right in front of me! I’m gonna get me some’a *that*…”

“Behold! The bathroom ran out of paper towels!”

]]> By: DJ http://yirmumah.net/behold-superman-returns/#comment-9035 DJ Fri, 19 May 2006 18:20:59 +0000 http://yirmumah.net/behold-superman-returns/#comment-9035 I was going to post something, but it'll make for an excellent monday comic strip idea. :) I was going to post something, but it’ll make for an excellent monday comic strip idea. :)

]]> By: Coyoty http://yirmumah.net/behold-superman-returns/#comment-9034 Coyoty Fri, 19 May 2006 18:14:59 +0000 http://yirmumah.net/behold-superman-returns/#comment-9034 Superman has always been a Christ figure, but the first movie really emphasized it. The new movie will reemphasize it, but it may get hit with the fervor built up from other movies like "Passion of the Christ" and "DaVinci Code". If you look for Super-Christ symbolism elsewhere, you'll see it in "Godspell", and in "Smallville", where Clark was "crucified" in the first episode. Getting back to the poster, he looks a little like he's crucified there, too. "Behold! My farts can lift my cape and fog up all of America!" "Behold! I am a super conductor!" "Behold! I can hold my breath longer than David Blaine!" Superman has always been a Christ figure, but the first movie really emphasized it. The new movie will reemphasize it, but it may get hit with the fervor built up from other movies like “Passion of the Christ” and “DaVinci Code”.

If you look for Super-Christ symbolism elsewhere, you’ll see it in “Godspell”, and in “Smallville”, where Clark was “crucified” in the first episode. Getting back to the poster, he looks a little like he’s crucified there, too.

“Behold! My farts can lift my cape and fog up all of America!”

“Behold! I am a super conductor!”

“Behold! I can hold my breath longer than David Blaine!”

]]> By: Wiz Rollins http://yirmumah.net/behold-superman-returns/#comment-9033 Wiz Rollins Fri, 19 May 2006 16:56:00 +0000 http://yirmumah.net/behold-superman-returns/#comment-9033 I think this movie is gonna be great. In fact, I think it might even turn out to better then Batman Begins (which I dry humped to a bloody pulp). I think this movie is gonna be great.

In fact, I think it might even turn out to better then Batman Begins (which I dry humped to a bloody pulp).

]]> By: Ed http://yirmumah.net/behold-superman-returns/#comment-9032 Ed Fri, 19 May 2006 16:21:09 +0000 http://yirmumah.net/behold-superman-returns/#comment-9032 Just remember, "Man of Steel, Woman of Kleenex" Just remember, “Man of Steel, Woman of Kleenex”

]]> By: JAS http://yirmumah.net/behold-superman-returns/#comment-9029 JAS Fri, 19 May 2006 14:36:27 +0000 http://yirmumah.net/behold-superman-returns/#comment-9029 "Behold My Nipples, It's cold up here" “Behold My Nipples, It’s cold up here”

]]> By: Slug http://yirmumah.net/behold-superman-returns/#comment-9028 Slug Fri, 19 May 2006 14:28:05 +0000 http://yirmumah.net/behold-superman-returns/#comment-9028 Behold! I have an erection! Behold! I have a women's size six! Behold! I'm using 'spirit fingers'! Behold! I have an erection!

Behold! I have a women’s size six!

Behold! I’m using ’spirit fingers’!

]]> By: kapoo http://yirmumah.net/behold-superman-returns/#comment-9027 kapoo Fri, 19 May 2006 14:23:55 +0000 http://yirmumah.net/behold-superman-returns/#comment-9027 Sorry, I don't have a joke based on the poster. But I do have these questions: Has everyone seen the trailer? Is it just me, or is the trailer begging for right wing christian wing-nuts to protest the movie? I mean, the voice-over really sells supes as being a Christ-like kind of guy. Sorry, I don’t have a joke based on the poster. But I do have these questions:
Has everyone seen the trailer?
Is it just me, or is the trailer begging for right wing christian wing-nuts to protest the movie?
I mean, the voice-over really sells supes as being a Christ-like kind of guy.

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