May 19th, 2006
Behold, Superman Returns!
The new Superman Returns movie looks great by way of the trailers. I’m not too keen on this poster though, although I kind of dig the Alex Ross painting feel.
IN Yirmumahy news… Issue four is at the printers and I’m not sure when exactly I’ll get that back, but as soon as I do, all of your orders get shipped on out. I thank you all kindly for the preorders and making the books, I guess, a success. I’ll likely never do it differently.
Recent Topics: Pittsburgh, Self Publishing, Superman Returns, Superman Returns Poster, Alabama, New Orleans
May 19th, 2006 at 6:09 am
Well, it should come as no surprise, seeing as Superman is el homo supremo. In fact, I’m sure Texas isn’t all he’s fondling..
May 19th, 2006 at 8:46 am
“Behold! I be holding the Invisible Kid and Sue Storm at the same time!”
“Behold! I’m getting ready to fluff and felate Florida!”
“Behold my crotch! It’s a super crotch!”
May 19th, 2006 at 9:23 am
Sorry, I don’t have a joke based on the poster. But I do have these questions:
Has everyone seen the trailer?
Is it just me, or is the trailer begging for right wing christian wing-nuts to protest the movie?
I mean, the voice-over really sells supes as being a Christ-like kind of guy.
May 19th, 2006 at 9:28 am
Behold! I have an erection!
Behold! I have a women’s size six!
Behold! I’m using ’spirit fingers’!
May 19th, 2006 at 9:36 am
“Behold My Nipples, It’s cold up here”
May 19th, 2006 at 11:21 am
Just remember, “Man of Steel, Woman of Kleenex”
May 19th, 2006 at 11:56 am
I think this movie is gonna be great.
In fact, I think it might even turn out to better then Batman Begins (which I dry humped to a bloody pulp).
May 19th, 2006 at 1:14 pm
Superman has always been a Christ figure, but the first movie really emphasized it. The new movie will reemphasize it, but it may get hit with the fervor built up from other movies like “Passion of the Christ” and “DaVinci Code”.
If you look for Super-Christ symbolism elsewhere, you’ll see it in “Godspell”, and in “Smallville”, where Clark was “crucified” in the first episode. Getting back to the poster, he looks a little like he’s crucified there, too.
“Behold! My farts can lift my cape and fog up all of America!”
“Behold! I am a super conductor!”
“Behold! I can hold my breath longer than David Blaine!”
May 19th, 2006 at 1:20 pm
I was going to post something, but it’ll make for an excellent monday comic strip idea.
May 19th, 2006 at 5:07 pm
“Behold! I’m FULL!!!”
“Behold! Wonder Woman is right in front of me! I’m gonna get me some’a *that*…”
“Behold! The bathroom ran out of paper towels!”
May 19th, 2006 at 5:39 pm
look! up in the sky! it’s a super wedgie!
thank you, from alabama.
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