BAREBACK MOUNTAIN
OH! I’d watch that movie!!! AWH YEAHHHH! Who’d be the actresses? I’m not allowed to say, so you guys all discuss and I’ll live vicariously through your suggestions.
So yeah, this is a pretty big day. The first official day the new book is on sale. Like you haven’t noticed by all the ads for it staring directly into your soul!!! I hope you all buy one…Buy the living hell out of that thing! — Seriously, I’m drawing on the inside front cover of each one, which is either really cool, or completely retarded. I don’t know.
It’s like I was telling someone on the phone, I’m doing stuff that I think would make me buy a comic book again. Because I really haven’t had the need or urge to buy comic books in a LONG time, but if I could get a comic book with a drawing by the artist built in, WOW, that would probably make me want that book…. actually, now that I think about it, one of the last comics I can remember buying were Drew Weing’s minicomics online for his old daily journal comic, he’d draw whatever you wanted on the back of em. I miss those daily journal comics of his. But forget about that… you take out your magic plastic cards and buy our book now! It’s not made in China, you know?
January 30th, 2006 at 5:20 am
Drew, you are now God.
January 30th, 2006 at 5:23 am
I wish I could quit you, Drew Coffman.
Well, not really.
January 30th, 2006 at 6:09 am
uhmmm… can i ask a question? why is it two brokeback appeared the same day? (at least two - the second i know is “down to earth”)
i’m not really familiar with what’s happening around these days. too much work
did something happen related to it? or something?
January 30th, 2006 at 7:26 am
Uh…this probably isn’t anything like the “Lost reference” incident or L Day as it shall forever be known in my shattered mind.
January 30th, 2006 at 8:19 am
And the Oscar goes to…
January 30th, 2006 at 8:25 am
Hmm… how about Denise Richards and Neve Campbell? It worked in Wild Things, I guess. <shrug$gt; If we could get them on film (without leaping on them and scaring them away, that is), how about Gisele Bundchen and Adriana Lima - there’s a pair of hot Brazilian cowgirls.
January 30th, 2006 at 8:26 am
Nope, there’s no conspiracy here… in fact, I’m kinda lame and behind a month on a BrokeBack Mountain type joke—— Ironically, I have spoken with Gavin, the writer of Down to Earth before, and we’re both from the Pittsburgh area as well.
Mine is better though. Heh…
January 30th, 2006 at 8:57 am
DJ wrote:
“I really haven’t had the need or urge to buy comic books in a LONG time, but if I could get a comic book with a drawing by the artist built in, WOW, that would probably make me want that book…. ”
Exactly.
This is first comic book I’ve bought in 15 years.
“Just when I thougt I was out. They drag me back in!”
January 30th, 2006 at 10:16 am
I can’t wait for this movie to come out on DVD.
As for who should star in it: my vote goes for Salma Hayek and Adriana Lima. Hoo boy!
January 30th, 2006 at 10:53 am
David Spade made this joke on his show on comedy central with some hot chicks making out. The best part was the camera went back to him and he was staring at the view screen infront of him and said, “No get off me go back to the hot chicks.”
January 30th, 2006 at 11:05 am
David Spade has a show??? And people watch it???
Hahaha.. I kid.
January 30th, 2006 at 12:46 pm
how bout Jenna Jameson and… umm… o i know some other famous pornstar?
January 30th, 2006 at 1:15 pm
ahahahaha…sigh
ahhahaha…sigh
January 30th, 2006 at 3:08 pm
Carmella Decesare and Adriana Lima would do just fine… but I’m lucky I either missed the release of the movie bout gay Cowboys here in germany totally, or it just didn’t came to german cinemas (but maybe will :/ ).
But let’s just hope someone with influence catches a glimpse of DJs Masterpiece and makes it true… but wait, there are probably even dime-a-dozen porns with such a tópic, so it wouldn’t be anything new…
January 30th, 2006 at 3:09 pm
By the way, someone here know’s “Coupling” and what Jeff said about lesbians in that show?
January 30th, 2006 at 3:34 pm
Why do I get the feeling you’ve given some pron director somewhere their next big idea?
January 30th, 2006 at 4:08 pm
TGS,
Was it the bit about having your own breasts and being able to touch your girlfriend’s breasts and it’s like having 2 pair always available? I don’t remember it verbatim and don’t want to scan the dvd’s.
January 30th, 2006 at 9:54 pm
I’d so give it an Oscar and four Golden Globes! *wink wink*
Oh yea, that was nasty. xD
January 31st, 2006 at 2:06 am
Nice idea, but it needs some superheroes. Can’t wait for “Brokeback Krypton” to take the comics world by storm. “I wish I knew Luthor’s plans……and how to quit my love for you.”
OK, I stole half of that…..Donnacha at the View Askew board came up with the tagline.
January 31st, 2006 at 5:03 am
I think you should take it to the extreme..
Girls Go Wild on Bareback Mountain..
50, (count ‘em) 50!! Girls go Wet and Wild on an isolated mountain top in the rockies.!!! The cowboys are all gone to roundup, but the girls still have…. Needs..!!!
January 31st, 2006 at 12:47 pm
@RichK: Yeah, that’s an example… or remember his speeches about why lesbians are like a jam-sandwich, breast brains, how god created the arse or the giant breast-octopus