2006: the Aborted New Year
Again, in keeping with a weird tradition here at Yirmumah, I introduce you to your new Baby New Year…

I remember back in 2004 when I got a bunch of hate mail that I made Baby New Year black, and some hack reviewer even called me a racist. (link to that) Man, that was ridiculous.
Now, I know today’s is a little…well…. twisted, but once the damn idea popped in my head, I just couldn’t get it out. I was trying HARD to go with something else. I liked the “Neocon Baby” idea… but after “aborted baby” came into play, he wouldn’t leave me alone. But hey, it works out pretty swell, because at least 90% of you love this sort of twisted darkness…. to the other 10%, cut me some slack!
2006 Plans!
Ok, some plans I can talk about, and the others I can’t. But, briefly, here’s what I’m working on for YIRMUMAH.
- Exclusive one to two page (or more) comics for the club section. It’s probably a good time to sign up.
- Donation incentives, which will be things like Wallpapers AND if you don’t want to be a clube member, you can donate a small amount to view the newest exclusive comic thingy I have going. I plan on doing those frequently this year.
- OH, and club members, you don’t have to worry. You get EVERYTHING. Wallpapers, exclusive comics, and looks at just about ANYTHING I’m working on at the time that’s top secret. And for those who forgot, club members also have the ability to read the strips ahead of time as I finish them like usual. (admittedly, I’ve been a bit behind on what I’d like to keep for a buffer lately, but I’m working on that too club members!)
- CRACKED, CRACKED and more fuggin CRACKED! I am super psyched about the new Cracked Magazine. Jay Pinkerton came aboard as one of the new editors and his humor is just amazing stuff. Yirmumah is running there daily now since December, and they also loved the Dick Clark thing so much, it’s now featured on their main page for a couple of days I guess. I’m TOTALLY looking forward to developing new stuff for them for the magazine, and helping to build the new Cracked into a fuggin monster of new comedy.
Non-Yirmumah related work I have lined up already includes work for a Dark Horse Comic book AND I just found out this morning I’ll be doing some backup work for yet ANOTHER nationally distributed comic book. Last year I swore to stay out of comic books, and I think I did a pretty good job of it. My main goal is STILL Yirmumah though. She’s #1 in the workload, and the rule I set last year STILL applies..
“Whatever’s best for Yirmumah.”
So, that’s that for now. I know I say it alot, but there are tons of exciting things coming…. bookmark this beeyotch!







January 3rd, 2006 at 3:43 am
Bwahahahahahaha!
He will have his critics, but baby 2006 won’t mind; he’s not one to get hung up on such things.
January 3rd, 2006 at 3:58 am
I bet he gets great radio reception.
January 3rd, 2006 at 6:34 am
Late term abortion? Is that what impeaching Dubya now would be?
I read the Baby 2004 intro. The beautiful phrase “Uke the fuck out” totally needs to be a t shirt, or at least a wallpaper.
Incidentally, along with senility and heart trouble, age brings us chronologically superabundant persons true wisdom beyond the reach of puling callow eighties kids. Just so you know, Gilligan is irrelevant. Alive or dead, the man is totally Maynard G. Fucking Krebs.
January 3rd, 2006 at 7:37 am
Best Ever.
this is Classic
January 3rd, 2006 at 9:57 am
I think we can all learn a lesson from Late Term Abortion Baby New Year 2006’s endless supply of optimism.
January 3rd, 2006 at 11:10 am
Ugh that is so disconcerting, I fee queezy now.
January 3rd, 2006 at 3:27 pm
A bit over the top, bethinks, but yeah. It made me laugh and feel sick at the same time, so double good job today.
As far as all the extra stuff, the cracked magazine…that is so cool, DJ. I wish you nothing but good fortune for this new year…bizarre 2006 baby or not.
January 3rd, 2006 at 3:46 pm
You sick fuck.
I wish to make many partially aborted babies with you… now.