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October 25th, 2006

A Threatening Note

One day I was in the shower and I turned to get the shampoo bottle and I thought I bumped something and a huge cup of cold water splashed everywhere. I thought it was an accident…. I was soon informed by my youngest that they were setting “traps” for their mom, to FREEZE HER.

Today when my wife got in the shower, she started dying laughing when there was a tower of things filled with cold water teetering on tipping over, and attached was this note:

Dillon's Note

My wife says he must get his spelling from me. Boo! I told her these shenanigans wouldn’t be so funny when they’re 30.

Kids are awesome. I think that’s probably funnier than anything I could have written for a comic today.

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14 Responses to “A Threatening Note”

  1. Wyldgecko Says:

    I’ve been chuckling for about 30min when I think about this. This is gold … also you need to save this for when he starts dating.

  2. Splendidisolatn Says:

    sounds like a case for Hero By Night….

  3. Adam Black Says:

    Sounds like Evil Dillon needs a taste of his own medicine. ;)

  4. RichK Says:

    But he signed it?!? No villain signs his notes while his intended victims live under the same roof. :)

  5. Selerik Says:

    Isn’t it obvious? He isn’t a villain, he is a vigilante.

  6. pseudosanity78 Says:

    I especially love the edits.

    I used to do that stuff that to my mum all the time. Thing is, I tried to pretend like it was somone else. I was an only child.

    IT WASN’T ME! IT WAS THE ONE ARMED MAN!

  7. calypso's mom Says:

    That’s my boy, get ‘em Dillon………..Like they say, what come’s around, goes around. Looooovvvvveeeee it!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Life’s a bitch……….but fun………

  8. calypso's mom Says:

    Hey, evil twin, oh no, now we have two sets of them here………………………..

  9. Darren Says:

    That’s Hillarious.

    Anyone ever see “Logan’s Run?” there was a robot named Box who ran out of animals and started freezing people as a food source.
    Box:”It’s my job. To freeze you!”

  10. Matt Buchwald Says:

    Your son is 100% pure, distilled awesome.

  11. Steve Says:

    dude your kid sounds a little on the evil side.
    might want to watch your back my friend,
    watch your back!

  12. Eddie Says:

    Don’t let him watch Dexter. He might get ideas.

  13. Dan Says:

    Sounds like he’s preparing you for COMIC BOOK SCIENCE!

  14. The Castro Says:

    That’s pretty funny that you got splashed with cold water. He must get up pretty early to set traps or you get up really late.

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