A Threatening Note
One day I was in the shower and I turned to get the shampoo bottle and I thought I bumped something and a huge cup of cold water splashed everywhere. I thought it was an accident…. I was soon informed by my youngest that they were setting “traps” for their mom, to FREEZE HER.
Today when my wife got in the shower, she started dying laughing when there was a tower of things filled with cold water teetering on tipping over, and attached was this note:

My wife says he must get his spelling from me. Boo! I told her these shenanigans wouldn’t be so funny when they’re 30.
Kids are awesome. I think that’s probably funnier than anything I could have written for a comic today.







October 25th, 2006 at 3:54 pm
I’ve been chuckling for about 30min when I think about this. This is gold … also you need to save this for when he starts dating.
October 25th, 2006 at 4:04 pm
sounds like a case for Hero By Night….
October 25th, 2006 at 4:37 pm
Sounds like Evil Dillon needs a taste of his own medicine.
October 25th, 2006 at 5:27 pm
But he signed it?!? No villain signs his notes while his intended victims live under the same roof.
October 25th, 2006 at 5:49 pm
Isn’t it obvious? He isn’t a villain, he is a vigilante.
October 25th, 2006 at 6:52 pm
I especially love the edits.
I used to do that stuff that to my mum all the time. Thing is, I tried to pretend like it was somone else. I was an only child.
IT WASN’T ME! IT WAS THE ONE ARMED MAN!
October 25th, 2006 at 7:59 pm
That’s my boy, get ‘em Dillon………..Like they say, what come’s around, goes around. Looooovvvvveeeee it!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Life’s a bitch……….but fun………
October 25th, 2006 at 8:28 pm
Hey, evil twin, oh no, now we have two sets of them here………………………..
October 25th, 2006 at 11:27 pm
That’s Hillarious.
Anyone ever see “Logan’s Run?” there was a robot named Box who ran out of animals and started freezing people as a food source.
Box:”It’s my job. To freeze you!”
October 26th, 2006 at 6:54 am
Your son is 100% pure, distilled awesome.
October 26th, 2006 at 8:47 am
dude your kid sounds a little on the evil side.
might want to watch your back my friend,
watch your back!
October 26th, 2006 at 11:01 am
Don’t let him watch Dexter. He might get ideas.
October 26th, 2006 at 11:45 am
Sounds like he’s preparing you for COMIC BOOK SCIENCE!
October 26th, 2006 at 1:19 pm
That’s pretty funny that you got splashed with cold water. He must get up pretty early to set traps or you get up really late.