A Thetan Is Born…
Congrats to the Hollywood freakazoids!
A little birdy told me that Tom Cruise actually DID eat the damn placenta. That sounds friggin NUTS, but not new, as many cultures actually eat the placentas. FREAKY. You can even find various ways to cook placentas online. No kidding. Mmm-Mmm!
Speaking of Cannibals, the would-be cannibal guy who was just arrested for killing that little girl, ALSO apparently read webcomics and linked quite a few. LINK. Crazy. I wonder how many future cannibals or psychopaths are reading this RIGHT NOW? If you are, I can only say “don’t do it.” Whatever your crazy mind leads you to plan or plot…if you find yourself one day thinking, “Hey, maybe I should kidnap, murder and eat someone soon?” — think back to this newspost and remember that you don’t want to be mocked on the internet. Someone might even make hip new t-shirts or “swag” to promote their site and make a profit off of your crazyness. Don’t do it.
Tastes like Chicken!
Recent Topics: Tom Cruise, Katie Holmes, Suri, Scientology, Eating Placentas, Tom Cruise Eats Placenta
April 19th, 2006 at 5:14 am
im glad i finished eating my breakfast before i read that one
eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeewwwww
April 19th, 2006 at 5:39 am
Wow–I actually felt like vomitting.
Thanks DJ!
April 19th, 2006 at 6:15 am
The look on his face in the third panel.. Priceless.
April 19th, 2006 at 7:07 am
oh….god… *shudder*
April 19th, 2006 at 7:14 am
I was reading about Scientology yesterday and those folk are some real whackjobs. I’m not surprised to hear that Cruise is something of a cannibal, but he just doesn’t have the panache of ol’ Hannibal.
Kinda makes you wonder about Thomas Harris though.
April 19th, 2006 at 7:43 am
And another soul is sent screaming into the void…
April 19th, 2006 at 7:57 am
BAHAHAHAHAHA that’s the most hilarious comic I’ve seen in months.
The ball gag… the placenta… so well-drawn… every panel is a treat.
Fantastic. You rule.
April 19th, 2006 at 8:15 am
This is disgusting!
April 19th, 2006 at 8:23 am
That’s nuts.
There’s also another post in that guys blog linking to goats and A Lessen is Learned… I think. Goats homepage/Diversity Shirt post has the links and such in the update.
Crazy.
But I guess this will finally allow neglectful parents to stop attacking cideo games and start attacking webcomics, thus bringin on the fame for us all. Hooray! …I think.
April 19th, 2006 at 8:49 am
If I were a superhero, I would be Justice Guy.
Killing all the crazies, especially an actors who flies,
in a bad movie, and tries to eat other guys.
April 19th, 2006 at 9:31 am
Holy Christ, that’s funny. Disturbing as all hell, but funny.
April 19th, 2006 at 9:34 am
You sicken as you delight DJ, keep it up!
April 19th, 2006 at 9:51 am
You know, I really want to laugh at this, but it’s just too real for me.
Knowing that this is only removed from the truth by some shading and the addition of the word “taco” just creates an emptiness inside me. I mean, there’s an actual new human life being sucked into that madness…
Aw, who am I kidding? It’s f’ing hillarious!
April 19th, 2006 at 9:57 am
Whoa, I’m actually glad this one wasn’t in color. (Maybe for issue #4?)
April 19th, 2006 at 10:23 am
Holy shit. I’m going to barf.
That’s crazy about that cannibal-killer with the web comics bookmarked.
April 19th, 2006 at 10:33 am
This was probably the most disturbing Yirmumah strip I have ever read. And that’s saying a lot. Nice job, Mr. Coffman.
April 19th, 2006 at 10:41 am
Wow, I think I threw up a little bit in my mouth.
Give yourself a pat on the back, sir… I think you reached a new level today!
April 19th, 2006 at 11:41 am
rofl. awesome maniacal looking TC. and i’m assuming the doctor is modeled after L.Ron Hubbard? Or am I reaching on that one? As I like to call him, “The world’s Biggest Liar”. Did you know that scientologists (while hubbard was still alive) are the only group to have ever ‘infilitrated’ the IRS and FBI? He believe they had a file on him and guess what, they did. But his people destroyed the records.
I looked at that guys blogsite and i’m not sure it’s really his at this point. Look at his Bio. I mean c’mon, who has the question “If you were a cannibal what would you wear to dinner?” “The skin of my last meal”. Riiiiight, oldest cannibal joke in the book. If it is his blog, then someone has screwed with it since all this happened. The guy had been planning to ‘eat’ someone for months now, why would he have been dumb enough to indicate something like that online? Ah dammit, then again there are a LOT of stupid people out there. XD
April 19th, 2006 at 11:44 am
No, thats actually his blog. I know it’s freaky, huh?
April 19th, 2006 at 12:19 pm
“Tastes like chicken!”
DJ please don’t tell me you’re a fan of Eddie Izzard, because if you were, that would mean I would have to worship you.
April 19th, 2006 at 3:19 pm
Ew.
April 19th, 2006 at 4:16 pm
I really otta color that one in photoshop…
Full color drippy goodness!
April 19th, 2006 at 4:30 pm
The cannibal thing gets more interesting for me. He was compulsively addicted to an online game that I play, one of my friends knew him, and somebody once thought they were the same person. I saw him once or twice in passing in chat but never talked to him. At least we don’t seem to read any of the same comics although I did try to get into Nodwick and found the archives impenetrable.
April 19th, 2006 at 6:03 pm
Ewwww!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Oh good lord, DJ, I think you’ve finally crossed the final taste barrier … congrats!
Also, pencil me in as a potential future psychopath. I think I’m at best a quasi-sociopath, but I have ambitions.
April 19th, 2006 at 6:32 pm
He not only wanted to eat the corpse, he had sex with it as well. They found the girl in a rubber tub in his closet with her head almost sawed off and he had the sack to plead not guilty. Hope this guy gets life in prison instead of the death penalty. Let the inmates administer a little prison justice. What is strange about this case is he was “relatively normal” most of his life. The media is reporting that he became obsessed with cannibalism in the past year.
Regarding today’s strip-another awesome one DJ. TC is a nut. Curse him that MI3 looks so good or I’d boycott it. Why won’t he just come out and admit he’s more of a Brokeback kinda guy.
April 19th, 2006 at 8:53 pm
Man, why can’t George Bush bomb the Scientologists instead of the Muslim Fanatic types? I mean, I can at least see where Usama is coming from. Tom Cruise is right out.
April 20th, 2006 at 12:26 am
I really pity that child.
April 20th, 2006 at 8:53 am
The defense of the cannibal in Germany is, quite literally, “He was asking for it.” He was, too. The cannibal advertised for someone who seriously wanted to be eaten, and a troubled soul answered with conviction. It really pushes the definition of consenting adults.
April 20th, 2006 at 2:11 pm
lol Coyoty, i’d forgotten about that news story. Yeah, it seems that shouldn’t have ‘broken’ any laws. If i remember it right, wasn’t the person allowing themself to be eaten, also terminally ill? I can’t remember exactly. Ah Germans, always pushing the limits of ethics and morals. lol. Somebody has to dammit!
April 22nd, 2006 at 2:17 am
Hey, look on the bright side. That did lead to the Rammstein classic, “Mein Teil.”