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August 1st, 2005

strip: Ron Malton, our #1 fan

Ron Malton

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49 Responses to “strip: Ron Malton, our #1 fan”

  1. schpat Says:

    OMG, funny stuff. The best is the picture of fabio and the “gay lube”. That’s funny shit!

  2. Eparchos Says:

    Hmm… I run firefox, that poor little queer must run Interspak Exspakker. Damn Microsoft and their Spak IPOs!

  3. R. L. Peterson Says:

    Man, I really wish I could send a spitting cobra through the internet. That would be sweet. First target: shitty manga webcomic authors.

  4. Thomas Says:

    Damn RSPCA and PETA stopping advancements on my e-cobra. It would have been great, great I say!

    The N.A.M.B.L.A reference made me crack up.

  5. Robin Says:

    DJ, I got my art thru the post, just want to say thanks. Bob Geldof + Cobra = bloody funny.

    Spitting Cobra via the Tintarweb? Truly, we have reached the pinnacle of technology. First the ‘Net brought porn, and now it services all our herpetological needs (that’s a big word for a Monday).

  6. Murch Says:

    Hell….yes.

  7. Jason Embury Says:

    First laugh I’ve had all weekend! thanks bro!!! :D

  8. Drooling Fan Girl Says:

    Some of your stuff is funny too me. ‘Tard force was ok, it just didn’t work for me.

  9. keith Says:

    Take that mofo! Good strip, always funny!

  10. DJ Says:

    Spak! Spak!

  11. Sean Says:

    Thanks to my ability to induce tunnel vision that last panel totally surprised me and I just about ruptured a hernia laughing at it!

    Great one DJ!

    BTW…I’ll totally buy a spitting cobra shirt. Maybe you should make a combo with that and the Brick of Silience.

  12. CD Says:

    Great Strip DJ!

    Maybe you should make a spitting cobra e-card or something as well

  13. Johnboy Says:

    You guys are evil. That was among the innest of in jokes. And I laughed for a solid minute.

  14. Inufan Says:

    One word: AWESOME!!!

  15. Jon Says:

    Hahah!

    Good way to start this weekend, with a laugh.

  16. Stew Says:

    The “gay lube” as opposed to “regular lube” is the funniest part.

  17. Franky Bones Says:

    You are gay

  18. Keith2 Says:

    Ok two awards to hand out here, DJ very nice comic, Franky that was one of the best insults that i have heard in a long time, for that i bow down to you.

    Anon since when was calling someone black a insult, i mean come on everyone wants to be black nowadays. So its not really a insult but a compliment. Oh and you suck if you cant take a joke.

    P.s. GROW A SENSE OF HUMOR

  19. NeoMoose Says:

    LOL! i like the “gay lube” touch.

  20. Monster Says:

    It astonishes me how that anonymous comment is exactly like the guy in the comic. Its just…uncanny.

    But, I guess you’ll be visiting the site more often, right? Because you hate it, right? K. Gay.

  21. DJ Says:

    Ok. First of all, I can’t help the fact that Ron Malton is a member of NAMBLA and received that e-mail during this comic strip. It’s unfortunate.

    Second, what’s up? That LUBE is just goddamn HAPPY. I mean, way to jump to conclusions, cuntwad!

    You should be ashames of yourself, anonymous person who posts here.

  22. DJ Says:

    Ladies and Gentlemen, meet RON MALTON!

  23. DJ Says:

    Yeah. You’re his gay cousin.

  24. DJ Says:

    Who called who gay now? What?? Again, way to jump the gun, anonymous asshats, whom both are suspiciously from Virginia.

    What are the odds of that!? Go figure. I guess if I were to jump the guy like you guys, I would consider ALL anonymous asshats from Virginia. But that would be silly.

  25. DJ Says:

    Yeah, so what??? There you go again! I mean, I just called you his GAY COUSIN. Couldn’t that mean you’re just his HAPPY COUSIN!??

    Jeez man. You need an enema or something to loosen up that blockage?

  26. Monster Says:

    Hey I’m in Virginia. It’s a big state. Don’t bunch me in with asshats, please. I do my best to avoid asshats. Except Happy, the tapdancing ass’s hat. That hat is comic GOLD.

  27. DJ Says:

    Ok. I’m done talking to anonymous gay (happy) cowards from Virginia.

    I hope they go back to the board from which they came.

  28. Shiva Says:

    Fabio really made it worthwhile!

    Anyhoo…here’s my opinion…

    No one makes anyone read this comic. If you don’t like what you see, quityerbitchin and move on with your life. One person’s comments are not going to stop these guys from being the seelies that they are. GET OVER IT and start doing some more worthwhile things…like going outside. (CRT burn is a bitch dammit!)

  29. Monster Says:

    Yeah. Fabio was a nice touch.

    I can’t believe its not cobra venom!….Oh wait no it is! It is! Oh god no! :)

  30. cj Says:

    It would be cool if Fabio SPAK gay (gay in the sense of being happy) lube.

  31. cj Says:

    Oh. One slight observation which I thought was very appropriate. I noticed on the NAMBLA frame that Ron’s right forearm was slightly ‘beefier’ and more defined than his left. Nice touch!

    SPAK SPAK you rawk!

  32. Johnboy Says:

    Wait wait wait.

    NAMBLA is REAL?

  33. Monster Says:

    North American Marlon Brando Look Alikes. Right? :P

  34. Monster Says:

    Flame wars are hallmarks of any forum. But I know of a comic, Warp Drive Active, that stopped allowing comments after he got too many people asking why he wasn’t putting comics out rapidly. Thats the worst thing that this could do to Yirmumah. Nothing worse than that.

    Then you’d have to register for the actual forums in order to whine about how you thought the message was unpleasant or not funny. If you think this wasn’t funny, read the New Yorkers comics. They sure don’t take comments. And then, if you DID post in the actual forum about how you think that the gay joke was a cheap laugh, you better wear a flame retardant (heh) suit. I’ll be the first to post a link to a “Jesus doesn’t fucking care!” picture or something along those lines. Not because I don’t like you. Not because I think jesus is cool either. Because I think your a tard for bitching about a comic where a comic comes out of a monitor. Tard.

  35. DJ Says:

    Anonymous people and Joe Franks. The reason I’m not responding to you folks, is because you’re fabricating this entire conversation, and I won’t have that going on here. All of your specific IP addresses are being tracked, so DUR!!! When you post as another name, rebutting what you just wrote, it red flags you dumbasses.

    So anyway– this case has been solved! And they would have gotten away with it if it wasn’t for the meddling wordpress blog engine!

    Let’s all go celebrate at the malt shop!

  36. DJ Says:

    I just got an e-mail from a reader who let me know that Josh Dobbin works at Foreclosureworld.net — if that’s so… then it’s a big HOWDY to the ANgry Naked Pat retard power crew!

    Setting up Joe Franks!? How sinister!

  37. AO Says:

    >Unless you make your comics available only to members who have registered
    >and made it clear that they love everything you do, people will come here and
    >read what you write, and I guarantee that some won’t like your comics. I’m
    >betting that quite a few of your regulars don’t like everything you do, but stay
    >quiet because they see how you react to people who don’t think every word you
    >write is comic gold.

    Personally, I would just question why they don’t say “I don’t like this comic” and move on, rather than hanging around and whining at someone who clearly has no desire to change their style of comic writing.

  38. Divious Says:

    hm…Why did the guy in the strip get spaked?
    was it because he was making fun of tard force?

    anyways, nice comic, It almost felt like Bill gates getting spaked.

  39. noncogito42 Says:

    I bet a hundred dollars that anon is a straight white uppermiddle class man who thinks its sooooo cool that he is totally pc.Reminds me of my white uppermiddle class bi “peer trainer” from ny who almost went into unpc shock after working with a crew mainly of us mexicans and blacks.Case in point wumb trainer started lectureing my bi hispanic friend about using gay as negative half way through she outed her self . the look on my trainers face was priceless.Also anon reminds me of my old (white) highschool teacher who told black kids not to say nigga because it offended him. moral of the story : Anon needs to get laid or use some of that ol gay lube

  40. chadvavra Says:

    hey.

    Thank you, you crazy, weird, losers you. After damn near 10 years of working, most of it online, without a vacation my girl made me spend a week on a beach. I got my mind clear and my soul feeling healthy again. Of course I questioned the validity of it. I thought maybe it was just the sun or the water or something……

    Then you soul-less loonatics confirmed it. foreclosureworld.net indeed.

  41. Eparchos: Asshat Lube Says:

    I don’t exactly agree with the asshats, but I have to admit that the comic was not really grabbing my attention and palping my humor gland and rubbing it’s gloved fingers on the inner walls of my… erm… I’m trying to say the punchline was the good part and the rest of it was rather dull. A lot like, hmm… what’s the word? A JOKE! That’s what they are! They’re not funny, and then they ARE! It’s like magical fairie sprinkles landing on my exposeh, sweaty nipples while I shake my golden tresses in the dewy afternoon sun and anon asshat pulls out his…. I’m going home now.

  42. Gay Says:

    Shees. I am as gay as they get. Strangly enough my boyfriend is as gay as they get. We both found this strip funny as hell! It is quite amuzing. But hey, we actually got a sence of humor, and some self-ironi. We don’t get offended everytime someone uses the word “gay” (it is not like we copyrighted it or something).

    And who the heck said that the punchline was that they where insulting anybody for being gay?

    Ok, so there is some gay lube there. I found that amuzing, nothing else. Bring out the gay lube, time for some hanky panky.

    People need to stop crusading and taking everyting overtly serious and strop being so f’king pretentious.

    The punchline for me in thris strip was more about forum/comment flamers needing to get a life, becouse you are really just burying your arses when commenting like this.

    There is nothing homophobic at all about the strip. Grow up a bit. It’s like, you can make fun of everything big and use anything in humor, but attack any of the unpoliticaly correct groups or use them in any way! OH MY GOD! THIS IS SO OFFENSIVE! I REALLY FEEEL OFFENDED NOW!

    I saw RAW with Eddie Murphy. When he played out the “gay police” part. I laughed so hard.

    Now a days you need to be so fracking carefull with everything you say or the crusaders are out and shout: “Be politicaly correct!!”

  43. DJ Says:

    It drew out exactly the type of people I was talking about.. that’s for sure, GAY.

    Gay summed it up nicely, and it’s nice to see that everyone but Josh Dobbin and his gay friends from his closed up pussy forum or ANP. Also, I’m glad the majority of people EXCEPT one guy posting as like 3 people, actually get that the joke is about this very issue. Over critical JOKE POLICE NAZIS.

    Fans of our site, and regular posters of our forums would see that I actually defended gay marriage. Nor do I need to explain every fucking joke.. JEEZ, I mean, are you retarded Josh Dobbin? No, you just didn’t like this joke, since you thought it was about -Name edited so he’s not associated with NAMBLA membership- , but really it was about RON MALTON. Jeez! Loserforce!

    What I’m not ok with on my board, is people coming here anonymously from the place where people can’t stand my work, JUST TO CRITICIZE. So, when I find you people, I will pluck you from here, one by one. Go read another webcomic and stop fucking around here. Seriously, you’re lamers.

  44. Keith2 Says:

    DJ your a great comic artist and dont let some asshole discourage you, and anyone who thought that this comic was some sort of great conspiracy to undermine the gay community or some fucked up idea like that, try not to read into the comic so deep that this is all that you see. Grow a sense of humor or cut yourself of from the rest of the world cause NO ONE WANTS TO FUCKING LISTEN TO YOU!!!

    You know that its posts that Josh Dobbin made that will be blown so far out of proportion that more damage will be caused then made.

    I bet he stays at home on his computer all day surfing the net looking for something like this comic just so he can try and feel all high and mighty for fighting people trying to make the world a better place.

  45. JoeFranks Says:

    Josh Dobbin is gay.

    I don’t think I’ve used that in a negative way in either a long time or ever. But I will now. Josh Dobbin is negative gay. Like in a bad, bad way.

    Why single me out, someone you’ve never even had a conversation with, you bearded bitch boy?

  46. schpat Says:

    Wow I was quoted. cool!

  47. teknik Says:

    And if the Fabio poster and Gay Lube weren`t blatant enough, he IS using AOL..

  48. too lazy to think of a name Says:

    I think by “gay lube” you mean Astroglide or Id-glide. Then again, Malton looks like the kind of closeted, self-loathing queer who would use vaseline because he doesn’t get laid enough to know the difference. I mean, what kind of gay likes Fabio? Geez.

    Anyways, I’m gay, and I wasn’t offended by this strip. Actually, I thought “gay lube” was hilarious.

    That said, I can kind of see where anon was going. Yeah, blanketing everything that’s stupid or you don’t like as “gay” is annoying. Yeah, connecting gays with child molestation makes me pretty pissed off. But I really don’t think either of these were the point of the strip. There are, unfortunately, gays who go after kids or the barely legal (for example, the mayor of Spokane), just as there are straights who do. To say the opposite, that no gay preys on kids, is just sugar-coating reality and trying to put a PC spin on things.

    The strip *is* about people who hide at home, developing this sort of alter-ego through the safety of the Internet. In this case, it’s about fanboys, but that attitude also bares a striking resemblence to the closeted gay. Some of them get pretty screwed up by staying in isolation, and some fanboys do too. And *that*, I think, is what Mr. Malton represents.

    But, hey, I’m being too serious here. It’s all jokes. Besides, if nothing else, look at the way these guys treat everyone else. It’s not like gays are flying solo in the skies of Yirmumah insults… to coin a really, really bad phrase.

  49. DJ Says:

    I’ve actually heard from many of our gay friends, who think this strip is funny as well. I guess you actually have to BE gay to say if you’re offended by it or not. Same thing with the Mr. Rasheed’s strips we did, we had the anonymous idiot posting that we were calling all Muslims Terrorists, and of course we weren’t doing that.

    One gay reader suggest i actually MAKE Yirmumah brand “Gay Lube” specifically for the gay community. — I’m too busy making bricks right now, But I’ll think about it.

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